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Sucker Punch
Dragons, School Girl Outfits, Giant Demonic Samurai With Machine Guns, Burlesque Shows, Nazis, Blimps - What does this movie NOT have!?
I'd buy a ticket for this right freakin now.
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The fuck did I just watch
Looks pretty wild.
Want. All of it.
omg i jizzed my pants, and im not wearing them
pass
Looks pretty sick
I dig the heavy Steampunk influences.
Mongol said:
I dig the heavy Steampunk influences.
I dig the heavy Steampunk influences.
In Soviet Russia, heavy Steampunk influences digs you.
This is what, every genre?
How is it that Zach Snyder is actually getting worse?
worse.... or better
Zack. . . or Snyder?
I dunno, it can go either way. I don't necessarily agree he's getting worse. Watchmen was actually better than 300, in my opinion. And Legend of the Guardians looks fantastic. This looks like he's trying a bit too hard to be Robert Rodriguez, but hopefully, it'll hold strong.
I dunno, it can go either way. I don't necessarily agree he's getting worse. Watchmen was actually better than 300, in my opinion. And Legend of the Guardians looks fantastic. This looks like he's trying a bit too hard to be Robert Rodriguez, but hopefully, it'll hold strong.
am I the only one that read:
Next Year
You
Will Be
Raped
Certainly the samurais with gatling guns is a form of rape...
Next Year
You
Will Be
Raped
Certainly the samurais with gatling guns is a form of rape...
I imagine this movie will be better with the sound off.
Meh. Show me realistic CGI tits and I'll watch.
That's the chick from Lemony Snicket's, isn't it?
/goes to IMDB to answer his own question
Yep
Man... I want to be excited about this, but "From the Producers of Watchmen and 300" is actually a big negative for me.
/goes to IMDB to answer his own question
Yep
Man... I want to be excited about this, but "From the Producers of Watchmen and 300" is actually a big negative for me.
MeatPopsicle said:
The fuck did I just watch
The fuck did I just watch
the.. fuck.....?
Must see.
I grew up near Brattleboro. I guarantee you, we never saw any shit like that. This movie is FAKE.
I like to watch Zach Snyder films in fast-forward. Saves about 45 minutes.
Shanknuts said:
I like to watch Zach Snyder films in fast-forward. Saves about 45 minutes.
I like to watch Zach Snyder films in fast-forward. Saves about 45 minutes.
You should watch them backwards. Then you see all the characters are just as confused and irritated as we are at the 'end'.
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But this looks gooooood
looks pretty retarded
manbag said:
looks pretty retarded
looks pretty retarded
Well, it's certainly no Human Centipede.
I smell spectacular win or epic failure.
Lord of Acid - Crablouse FTW
Love that song.....not that I have ever had crabs........
Love that song.....not that I have ever had crabs........
monkeyscowl said:
omg i jizzed my pants, and im not wearing them
omg i jizzed my pants, and im not wearing them
I jizzed your pants, too. This movie looks like one of my dreams.
^ yeah, that album was solid.
That Wipeout game looks terrible. I want to play it regardless.
LORDS OF ACID!
Amazing that doesn't sound too dated.
Amazing that doesn't sound too dated.
Two words: Cream Pie
Locust76 said:
Certainly the samurais with gatling guns is a form of rape...
Certainly the samurais with gatling guns is a form of rape...
Anyone else reminded of the dream sequence from Brazil?
I swear to god, I'll kill you all with a dragon if this movie turns out to be shit when I see it.
Better start training your dragon.
kimono dragon?
Lost July said:
That Wipeout game looks terrible. I want to play it regardless.
That Wipeout game looks terrible. I want to play it regardless.
what?
OhSnapDragons said:
what?
what?
YouTube - 1
Me - 0
I live in Brattleboro, Vermont.
It sucks.
It sucks.
Judging on the amount of skin, the fascination with swords and phallic items, crazy physics defying jumps, I'm guessing the target demographic is either adolescent boys with small penises or the Japanese.
/meh probably will download it
/meh probably will download it
Suckerpunch: Made of Awesome.
Snooj said:
I grew up near Brattleboro. I guarantee you, we never saw any shit like that. This movie is FAKE.
I grew up near Brattleboro. I guarantee you, we never saw any shit like that. This movie is FAKE.
Newfane, on the other hand...
Co-producer is obviously the Old Spice guy.
Dragons, School Girl Outfits, Giant Demonic Samurai With Machine Guns, Burlesque Shows, Nazis, Blimps - What does this movie NOT have!?
A coherent plot that wasn't written by an adderol fueled man-child with serious issues?
Lost July said:
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Looks like a feeble attempt to hijack this thread! Sor shame!
I think this movie looks like it is either going to completely blow you away and be that amazing, or going to absoabsolutelyk.
I'll probably go watch it though.
[embarrassed]Sor? I meant For*[/embarrassed]
Holy balls that looks awesome.
Hell Yeah!
Zack Snyder is the king of style over substance.
JT Wood said:
That's the chick from Lemony Snicket's, isn't it?
/goes to IMDB to answer his own question
Yep
Man... I want to be excited about this, but "From the Producers of Watchmen and 300" is actually a big negative for me.
That's the chick from Lemony Snicket's, isn't it?
/goes to IMDB to answer his own question
Yep
Man... I want to be excited about this, but "From the Producers of Watchmen and 300" is actually a big negative for me.
Knowing now that she is only six years younger than me, I no longer feel ashamed for wanting to bone Violet Baudelaire.
Zack Snyder is the king of style over substance.
I don't know about that.
For him, it seems the style pretty much is the substance,
as he does it so well (for my tastes) that it's absurdly satisfying.
Bc nex u s said:
Knowing now that she is only six years younger than me, I no longer feel ashamed for wanting to bone Violet Baudelaire.
Knowing now that she is only six years younger than me, I no longer feel ashamed for wanting to bone Violet Baudelaire.
Never be ashamed for that man.
Just remember until she turned 18 it wasn't a good idea to express that particular sentiment in public.
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