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Ever wanted to draw your favorite StarCraft 2 characters but cant seem to get it right? Well one German fan has mastered the art of drawing them and can draw them in just a blink of an eye. She can work a ball (of clay) pretty handily, too.

By: Bubba | Jul 25th, 2010 (3:52 PM) | Thanks: FlamingGuts

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Superfly B there's a 30/70 chance he'll have sex with you
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (3:59 PM)
1
the middle video is worth it for the cleavage 
spastichero does it better than all
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (4:17 PM)
2
She can work my Terran anytime! 
whorlwind
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (4:20 PM)
3
Nothing really impressive here other than the rack. 
DorgoDorato is the man now dog
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (4:23 PM)
4
i want her 
Grammar SS was a time of swagger and steel, gumption and irons
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (4:32 PM)
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To anyone who ever said hot people aren't allowed to be talented: you lose. 
Lost July
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (4:40 PM)
6
She makes me want to play StarCraft for the first time ever. 
EvilPescado
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (4:53 PM)
7
I think I'm in love. 
Grammar SS was a time of swagger and steel, gumption and irons
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (5:00 PM)
8
Alright, we need an age verification before anyone else goes professing their creepiness. 
Lost July
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (5:11 PM)
9
I don't mind doing time. 
Harvey Danger tut dir gut
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (5:21 PM)
10
Mmm, cute German girls. 
OhSnapDragons - because thats how you get ants
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (5:47 PM)
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color me impressed. the only thing i was good at with play-doh was eating it 
Va to the 0 bites his thumb at backreading
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (5:50 PM)
12
Mmmm. Milky white 8008135. I like it. 
sprish
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (6:08 PM)
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omg shes so cute 
IG88 will hunt your bounty
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (6:11 PM)
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Ya'll be some creepy muthafuckas up in this bitch. 
Bunker built Danny Carey. 43 times.
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (6:24 PM)
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I'd love to see a claymation StarCraft battle made by her. That would be pretty epic.

Goliath... online
Bunker built Danny Carey. 43 times.
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (6:28 PM)
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Allegedly, she's not German and 21. 
Bunker built Danny Carey. 43 times.
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (6:28 PM)
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And she plays Protoss. 
PiGrogg
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (6:34 PM)
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http://profile.gamesports.net/de/16322/ 
PiGrogg
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (6:36 PM)
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http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1586495481
http://www.soetchi.de/blog/ 
mediaphile
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (6:38 PM)
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Yeah, she's no kid. That doesn't make any of this less creepy though. 
KNW
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (6:49 PM)
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Huzzah for more lefties!

And those markers she's using are both awesome and expensive. Cheapest I've found them was something like $8 each at a convention. :( 
jwitko
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (6:50 PM)
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Yea, you guys are sooooo creepy for finding a woman attractive! 
Niveras
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (6:57 PM)
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What's the music in the first video? Sounds very familiar but can't place it. 
Chimp711
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (7:04 PM)
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It's an instrumental version of Sweet Child of Mine 
thunderdan
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (8:23 PM)
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i watched that middle video 4 times and never saw a drawing. 
PoopNinja knows funky
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (8:37 PM)
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Bunker said:

Allegedly, she's not German and 21.


She's from Berlin, so unless she's from Berlin KY and they speak German there I'd say she's from Germany.

And that muzak version of Sweet Child of Mine had me turn that video off after ten seconds... hot chick or not... BLASPHEMY. 
arothman sees your fail and raises you +3 internets
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (8:58 PM)
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FAP. 
winner of fail
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (9:04 PM)
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She can work a ball (of clay) pretty handily, too.
By: Bubba | Jul 25th, 2010 (3:52 PM) | Thanks: FlamingGuts


Superfly B said:

the middle video is worth it for the cleavage - Jul 25th, 2010 (3:59 PM)


Wow, seven whole minutes before someone made a lewd comment. You're slipping here Fazers. 
baba give item wrestles girls with cruel affection
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (9:15 PM)
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i wanna make a vid of me cranking her while she tries to sculpt. 
Bunker built Danny Carey. 43 times.
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (9:34 PM)
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PoopNinja said:

She's from Berlin, so unless she's from Berlin KY and they speak German there I'd say she's from Germany.

And that muzak version of Sweet Child of Mine had me turn that video off after ten seconds... hot chick or not... BLASPHEMY.


That's weird, because

THE GIRL IN THE VIDEO said:

Well thanks for posting my videos here aswell xD didnt expect 'em to show up everywhere lol

And thanks @ everyone who liked it :)

uhm, and I AM NOT GERMAN :D since its written in the "introduction" so...just to clarify ;)


So maybe she's from Berlin, KY or maaaybe she just lives in Germany now. 
Grammar SS was a time of swagger and steel, gumption and irons
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (9:35 PM)
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You can't trust what a German chick says. Ever. Even if she says she's not German. Especially if she says she's not German. 
mediaphile
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (10:00 PM)
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Her blog said:

Hello there, my name is Salome Soe Gschwind-Penski, as you can tell from the name I am a mixed bag when it comes to my genetic make-up. I was born in United States (Marina del Rey in LA to be precise) however I grew up in one of the most important cultural centers of Switzerland, Basel. After finishing school in Switzerland I then moved to Germany roughly three years ago.
 
bunny - Pleasing. Too pleasing.
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (11:26 PM)
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PiGrogg said:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1586495481
http://www.soetchi.de/blog/


You just won the creep medal. 
bunny - Pleasing. Too pleasing.
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (11:27 PM)
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And Basel is a nice city. 
barbosa
 
Jul 26th, 2010 (12:06 AM)
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If you noticed a drawing in the 2nd video, I have bad news for you... 
rabbiwanna is a freaking jerk.
 
Jul 26th, 2010 (12:09 AM)
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That strings cover of Guns N Roses was horrible.
Holy crap.

Impressive, though.
I like that she put that kind of time into it.
Except that it makes me feel bad about myself. 
Hoss only tells his best stories to his male siblings
 
Jul 26th, 2010 (12:26 AM)
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What's the last song in the second video? I need MOAR! 50 internetz poince for the one who identifies it for me. 
barbosa
 
Jul 26th, 2010 (1:06 AM)
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Hoss said:

What's the last song in the second video? I need MOAR! 50 internetz poince for the one who identifies it for me.


Something About Us, by Daft Punk, I believe. 
catina
 
Jul 26th, 2010 (3:09 AM)
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it's like watching knw draw only this way you get to see boobs too. 
jwittek
 
Jul 26th, 2010 (3:09 AM)
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Is it just me or in the third video is she tracing? nudges the pad around the 1 min mark. and 'refits' it... seems like a strange way to start a drawing too. beginning with a solid color then an outline? 
SpinDrift is in yoyo heaven
 
Jul 26th, 2010 (5:44 AM)
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Dear Front Page.
please get laid soon.
Your judgement is clouded.

best, SD. 
Afkamm
 
Jul 26th, 2010 (6:15 AM)
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Hoss said:

What's the last song in the second video? I need MOAR! 50 internetz poince for the one who identifies it for me.


Video 2:
First:
Daft Punk - Aerodynamic

Second:
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

Third:
Daft Punk - Something About Us

I can haz poince now? :) 
DorgoDorato is the man now dog
 
Jul 26th, 2010 (6:58 AM)
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No...

well you can have Hoss' for not knowing those songs. 
pongobongo
 
Jul 26th, 2010 (9:21 AM)
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I was kind of unimpressed with the the drawing (verb) actually. I'm not an artist though, so can someone tell me if 8~ sped-up min is a good time to do what she did?
Also,
Barbosa said:

If you noticed a drawing in the 2nd video, I have bad news for you...
I'm guessing I might be gay? 
NakedPope
 
Jul 26th, 2010 (10:10 AM)
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Ok, am I the only one that noticed she has a RAZOR branded notepad? 
DeportFrostbaks abhors this Wesley-heavy episode
 
Jul 26th, 2010 (10:47 AM)
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can draw them in just a blink of an eye


It takes between 6 and 8 minutes to blink an eye? Well, damn, I must be a prodigy then cause I can do it significantly faster than that. 
faaaaaded is a lightweight that can get buzzed on 2 shots of jack. =(
 
Jul 26th, 2010 (10:53 AM)
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she looks like a young kari byron 
SmartyPantz - show up in the laundry a week after Halloween!
 
Jul 26th, 2010 (11:45 AM)
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SpinDrift said:

Dear Front Page.
please get laid soon.
Your judgement is clouded.

best, SD.
 
Snooj is keeping endless vigil for Groo: The Wanderer: The Movie
 
Jul 26th, 2010 (12:07 PM)
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She's awesome, I could watch those videos all day.

What is it people keep saying about markers and clay? 
Havoc blinded you with science
 
Jul 26th, 2010 (12:24 PM)
(more) 50
SpinDrift said:

Dear Front Page.
please get laid soon.
Your judgement is clouded.

best, SD.


Are you uh...buying? 
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