VIDEO

Have a Seat

A guy teaches his friend's dog a new trick.

By: Bubba | Jul 24th, 2010 (2:21 AM) | Thanks: greatcharlotte

[Comments (27)]

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Odysseus X itsa me! Mario!
 
Jul 24th, 2010 (2:23 AM)
1
Seems about right. 
jtWOOd - NOT the "whiteman's bitch"
 
Jul 24th, 2010 (9:51 AM)
2
hahahaha yes! 
Grammar SS was a time of swagger and steel, gumption and irons
 
Jul 24th, 2010 (10:22 AM)
3
HAH! 
onemanarmy - Canada
 
Jul 24th, 2010 (12:08 PM)
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lofl 
KINGaleKz
 
Jul 24th, 2010 (1:51 PM)
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I react the same way when I hear those words 
Marzz fights like a dairy farmer
 
Jul 24th, 2010 (4:26 PM)
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KINGaleKz said:

I react the same way when I hear those words
I think the dog just heard this and wanted to get the hell out before the police got there, is all. 
T3h Fapinator
 
Jul 24th, 2010 (6:20 PM)
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Wow. That guy takes pathetic to a whole new level. 
mattrmcg isn't exactly Delta Iota Kappa material
 
Jul 24th, 2010 (11:31 PM)
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The dog is 35 in dog years and really doesn't want to talk to Chris Hansen 
psykoninja
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (3:40 AM)
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I lol'd
then considered if it was a little cruel or not
then lol'd more. 
Mr Blue is not a homophone
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (5:16 AM)
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If my time to shit was signaled by "wanna visit the front page?"
I'd be a stoopid dog 
Mr Blue is not a homophone
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (5:18 AM)
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Waiting for
Spoiler:

"IT'S BACKWASHED FOR A REASON IDIOT"

Y'all who know? ;D 
Jelly Box is the best thing about restaurant toast
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (12:08 PM)
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THE DOG OBVIOUSLY REACTED TO "CHILD"

BUSTED! 
skrutinizr 
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (5:36 PM)
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I was thinking it would be more funny to train to god to react to a common word that's used everyday... but then I realized that's probably what he did. 
mediaphile
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (6:39 PM)
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skrutinizr said:

I was thinking it would be more funny to train to god to react to a common word that's used everyday... but then I realized that's probably what he did.


I want to train to god, that sounds fun. 
itsnick finds your antics amusing
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (7:25 PM)
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Not really. You have to have all your current knowledge erased first. 
skrutinizr 
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (9:51 PM)
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wow- what a screwd up typo. I should look at the keyboard when I type on the stupid netbook. Train the DOG to react... blah blah blah.
I'm going home. 
SparkyTWP
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (9:52 PM)
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I dunno, I probably would've just made the keyword something that the roommate says a lot without realizing it. Then film the dog bothering the shit out of his roommate without him knowing WTF is going on.

Eh? 
Odysseus X itsa me! Mario!
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (10:01 PM)
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Maybe he did sparky... maybe he did... 
NeoZero
 
Jul 25th, 2010 (10:25 PM)
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Deathcap - it's better to remain quiet and be thought a fool, than to post like a noob and get banned
 
Jul 26th, 2010 (12:51 PM)
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Yeah, or something that's a really annoying time to have the dog get excited.

like "I'm really Tired" or "Going to Sleep". The theme song to your roommate's favorite show would also be pretty funny. 
piddlesthethug
 
Jul 26th, 2010 (7:52 PM)
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This guy is my old roommate. I used to come home to the craziest shit. Then he got hit by a car, moved to Baltimore, and now teaches dogs awesome shit. 
Beatless DJ is selling this space to advertisers
 
Jul 26th, 2010 (8:38 PM)
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Mr Blue said:

If my time to shit was signaled by "wanna visit the front page?"
I'd be a stoopid dog


uhh... lame comment with failed attempt at lame insult... you failed at being lame.. *facepalm* 
Deathcap - it's better to remain quiet and be thought a fool, than to post like a noob and get banned
 
Jul 27th, 2010 (9:14 AM)
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piddlesthethug said:

This guy is my old roommate. I used to come home to the craziest shit. Then he got hit by a car, moved to Baltimore, and now teaches dogs awesome shit.


How is it that there's always some asshole on Fazed who knows the subject of the videos. 
mattrmcg isn't exactly Delta Iota Kappa material
 
Jul 28th, 2010 (1:06 AM)
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Deathcap said:

How is it that there's always some asshole on Fazed who knows the subject of the videos.

Dude, that dog was my brother's best friend's sister's boyfriend's friend who knew this guy who did the carpentry for that one guy whose brother's daughter's preschool friend's new teacher's father's old wartime buddy's neighbor used to see that dog once a year in his lawn...ah memories 
vectol2
 
Jul 28th, 2010 (11:19 AM)
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mattrmcg said:

Dude, that dog was my brother's best friend's sister's boyfriend's friend who knew this guy who did the carpentry for that one guy whose brother's daughter's preschool friend's new teacher's father's old wartime buddy's neighbor used to see that dog once a year in his lawn...ah memories


That's only like 15 steps of separation. Totally legit. 
OberonFox
 
Jul 28th, 2010 (1:05 PM)
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mattrmcg said:

Dude, that dog was my brother's best friend's sister's boyfriend's friend who knew this guy who did the carpentry for that one guy whose brother's daughter's preschool friend's new teacher's father's old wartime buddy's neighbor used to see that dog once a year in his lawn...ah memories


What does that make us?

http://www.complaininvain.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/hockey-darkhelmet.jpg

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! 
ArchonRamie is made of Boehmeria nivea!
 
Jul 31st, 2010 (10:22 PM)
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mattrmcg said:

Dude, that dog was my brother's best friend's sister's boyfriend's friend who knew this guy who did the carpentry for that one guy whose brother's daughter's preschool friend's new teacher's father's old wartime buddy's neighbor used to see that dog once a year in his lawn...ah memories


My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. 
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