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DON'T CLICK ON THIS

IT'S JARED FOGLE PORN 

It won't work. You bite into one end and the two remaining hamburger patties are gonna start sliding out of the bread. Food porn but not realistic. 

i'm much more interested in what these foot long spicy sub sandwich things are at subway 

I'd hit it. 

Oh hell yes. I heard about this before and thought it was only being test-marketed in California. Since it's in Indiana, I'm going out to get one today.

My day just got a lot more artery-clogging. 

Even their regular sized burger is more grease and nasty than I can stomach. No thank you.

I was actually expecting a 12-inch long tubular burger served in a hotdog bun, which would actually be sort of cool. 

They've had these 3-cheeseburgers-on-one-long-bun things at the Carl's Jr in my neighborhood for about 2 or 3 weeks now. On a whim, my son and I split one just to try it out because it looked pretty good on the banner hanging outside in front of the store. It is exactly just 3-cheeseburgers-on-one-long-bun. We rarely eat fast food burgers and we don't do the disgusting fake cheese on fast food burgers when we do throw caution to the wind and have one. It was okay and definitely nothing special. The bread bun was different though. Kind of funky. Like a cross between regular fast food burger bread and fast food ciabatta bread. It made me feel yucky and made me have to take a code-3 poop after we were done. 

just google "cheeseburger po-boy"

we've been doing this for many years in louisiana 

too much bread 

it should be one weird long-ass patty instead of 3 regular ones. they copped out. 

This is an absolutely bankrupt idea. Good god. 

Hardees owns... Nothing better than getting a monster burger at 3am, when you are wasted. Alcohol is no match. Takes about 4 days to digest that thing. 

limbothelaw said:

It won't work. You bite into one end and the two remaining hamburger patties are gonna start sliding out of the bread. Food porn but not realistic.

I love the practical approach, this is a Fazer who has seen past the gloss and knows his sandwiches. 

Cheeseburger grinder... everyplace around here has them. Old idea. 

SIMPSONS DID IT! 

skrutinizr said:

Cheeseburger grinder... everyplace around here has them. Old idea.

Called a Cheeseburger Sub around these parts...used to eat them as a kid. 

limbothelaw said:

It won't work. You bite into one end and the two remaining hamburger patties are gonna start sliding out of the bread. Food porn but not realistic.

kids these days!

Don't forget to wrap your meat!

Physics states that the same would happen here
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.slashfood.com/media/2009/06/060909_inandout.jpg
notice the protective barrier. 

Hooray Indiana! 

Keeping America slow one fatass at a time. 

This is called a Cracker Cuban where I come from. 

orkid68 said:

it should be one weird long-ass patty instead of 3 regular ones. they copped out.

This is what I was expecting when I clicked on the link. I am disappointed. 

Keeping America slow one fatass at a time.

wow.. 19 posts to the first "America is Fat" crack

you guys are slipping aren't you? shouldn't that be in the single digits? 

arothman said:

I was actually expecting a 12-inch long tubular burger served in a hotdog bun, which would actually be sort of cool.

That's called a turd burger and if you don't know why you have never made one. I have pictures of ones I have made in the past but they elude me at the present moment . . . 

The Gunfish said:

wow.. 19 posts to the first "America is Fat" crack

you guys are slipping aren't you? shouldn't that be in the single digits?

fucking true though 

Yyz said:

I'd hit it.

So would the rest of Fat America.

You gluttonous pricks! 

The Gunfish said:

wow.. 19 posts to the first "America is Fat" crack

you guys are slipping aren't you? shouldn't that be in the single digits?

Sorry, I hit traffic on the 5 Fwy. 

And America gets FATTER. I can hear the sound of rising sweatpants sales and their snapping waistbands on the wind. 

Yuppykiller said:

Called a Cheeseburger Sub around these parts...used to eat them as a kid.

Yeah, here too. First thought I had on seeing the picture was, "this is new?" 

YOUR FAT OAFAH 

Killabandaid said:

So would the rest of Fat America.

You gluttonous pricks!

Hahaha!

I almost out my chair on that one! 

The Hardee’s foot-long is a jaw-busting, artery-clogging sandwich that has 850 calories and 20 grams of saturated fat. If it sells well, it could be available in various other Hardee’s within six months.

Actually this doesn't sound that bad. Especially if you split it. 

Wow- if people from other countries just have to keep doing the "America is fat" thing, they really are representing well. I'm sure their country is nice and has great dental health, a strong military to repel the Germans etc. :) 

skrutinizr said:

Wow- if people from other countries just have to keep doing the "America is fat" thing, they really are representing well. I'm sure their country is nice and has great dental health, a strong military to repel the Germans etc. :)

I'm American...I'm allowed to call my own country a huge fat ass. 

Killabandaid said:

I'm American...I'm allowed to call my own country a huge fat ass.

I'm Australian, and I have the right to drink decent beer while calling America fat. 

someone is misinformed 

yet svelte 

itsnick said:

I'm Australian, and I have the right to drink decent beer while calling America fat.

I'd say america has some pretty good beer

god writing all that code made me thirsty 

itsnick said:

I'm Australian, and I have the right to drink decent beer while calling America fat.

Go back to drinking your Fosters... 

A local pizza company (seven locations in the Columbus, OH area) have a few subs like this (available in 9" or 12")

Cheeseburger sub: pretty much looks like the picture.
Sirloin steak sub: two half pound patties instead of three quarter pound.
Nightmare sub: ham, salami, sausage, hamburger, lettuce, tomato, onion, lettuce, mushroom and cheese. I can't find a picture online, but this thing is massive. 

Milad32 Said:

Go back to drinking your Fosters...

no one drinks Fosters in Australia, thats what we ship out to foreigners so we can laugh at them 

darkrain 1987 said:

no one drinks Fosters in Australia, thats what we ship out to foreigners so we can laugh at them

Same reason we Americans don't ship our good beers across the ponds. 

darkrain 1987 said:

no one drinks Fosters in Australia, thats what we ship out to foreigners so we can laugh at them

I also don't know anyone who puts shrimps on their BBQs.

Ah, the power of advertising. 

itsnick said:

I also don't know anyone who puts shrimps on their BBQs.

Sounds like it's time to get some friends with palates. You're missing out. 

itsnick said:

I also don't know anyone who puts shrimps on their BBQs.

Ah, the power of advertising.

You've never had a BBQ'd shrimp skewer?
You're missing out. 

CalvinHobbes said:

YOUR FAT OAFAH

What about my fat? I know, it's keeping me from being loved. 

IG88 said:

Sounds like it's time to get some friends with palates. You're missing out.

Prawns, though 

Oafah said:

What about my fat? I know, it's keeping me from being loved.

Fat people smell. 

itsnick said:

Prawns, though

Fair enough. Around here, culinarily speaking, shrimp and prawn are pretty much interchangeable, primarily using shrimp for smaller water bugs, and prawn for larger ones. I have no idea what you consider them down under. Although I hope it's something like Walla-Balla-Boo-Bugs and Kazzle-Jigga-Wumbas or something equally awesome. 

I just love how Aussies make every thing an "y" Brekky, Reccy or however the hell you're supposed to spell it. So cute with your weird little words. 

itsnick said:

Fat people smell.

Yes, they do. Through their nose like most other people in the world.