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It's the trailer for the God of War movie...if the God of War movie was an indie flick.

By: Bubba | Jul 20th, 2010 (9:50 AM) | Thanks: Lucasity

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Alfonso
 
Jul 20th, 2010 (10:06 AM)
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Wait, is this for real, or did they just make a trailer? 
limbothelaw
 
Jul 20th, 2010 (10:15 AM)
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Looks to be trailer only. No need to actually make a movie. The trailer was nicely done. I'm no fan of indie flicks but this trailer seems to capture the stereotypical basics and Zane Bauer is a cutie. 
Ozman
 
Jul 20th, 2010 (10:18 AM)
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Them boys be badminton rackets. 
Yyz - I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
 
Jul 20th, 2010 (10:33 AM)
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Good god that Zanr chick is HOT! 
reno fly like paper get high like planes
 
Jul 20th, 2010 (10:35 AM)
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nice 
Schwava - well my dance card is free Huckleberry, and I'm mighty good at the Tango...
 
Jul 20th, 2010 (11:06 AM)
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Brilliant. 
tunnel rat
 
Jul 20th, 2010 (11:10 AM)
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Clever. 
arothman sees your fail and raises you +3 internets
 
Jul 20th, 2010 (11:19 AM)
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I approve. 
pongobongo
 
Jul 20th, 2010 (11:25 AM)
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Hahaha, Kratos plus Edward Sharpe+ makes me chuckle. Really well done. 
Bipolar Wookiee - Taglines? We don't need no stinking taglines!
 
Jul 20th, 2010 (11:41 AM)
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Those were badminton rackets.

And I would hammer Zane Bauer like the fist of an angry god. 
TheCodman
 
Jul 20th, 2010 (12:53 PM)
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That was not funny but that chick was hot 
downhilljunkie - Spanky loves my Irish cream
 
Jul 20th, 2010 (1:47 PM)
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I hope they make that a movie... and keep Uwe Boll far the fuck away from it. 
AfroThunder
 
Jul 20th, 2010 (1:57 PM)
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Seriously, I would see this. 
Pancakes - the crepes of wrath
 
Jul 20th, 2010 (2:04 PM)
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The song in that trailer? anyone? 
PyroMonkey throws flaming bags of poo
 
Jul 20th, 2010 (2:24 PM)
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TheCodman said:

That was not funny but that chick was hot

+1 
Bill Nye - if ignorance is bliss, I am pissed
 
Jul 20th, 2010 (2:29 PM)
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AfroThunder said:

Seriously, I would see this.

+! 
OberonFox
 
Jul 20th, 2010 (2:38 PM)
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Pancakes said:

The song in that trailer? anyone?


+? 
The Gunfish will continue on this course until it derails...
 
Jul 20th, 2010 (2:56 PM)
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Thats why i don't watch wack ass indie flicks..

thats right...

fuck y'all.

:) 
arothman sees your fail and raises you +3 internets
 
Jul 20th, 2010 (3:05 PM)
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Pancakes said:

The song in that trailer? anyone?


"Home" by Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros 
Pancakes - the crepes of wrath
 
Jul 20th, 2010 (3:31 PM)
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Thank you, sir. 
blam - it's a Stinky Fingers production
 
Jul 20th, 2010 (5:06 PM)
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limbothelaw said:

Looks to be trailer only. No need to actually make a movie. The trailer was nicely done. I'm no fan of indie flicks but this trailer seems to capture the stereotypical basics and Zane Bauer is a cutie.


Looks like a full blown movie to me... found this http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1300852/

but then I found this http://geeksofdoom.com/2010/07/18/must-watch-god-of-war-movie-trailer-goes-garde n-state/

so it does appear to just be a trailer... curious on that IMDB link though... 
T3h Fapinator
 
Jul 20th, 2010 (7:02 PM)
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It's the trailer for the God of War movie...if the God of War movie was an very poorly acted indie flick.


Yeah, that was painfully bad. 
ironman is made of copper coated aluminium
 
Jul 20th, 2010 (8:04 PM)
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They did a good job with Inglorious Plummers too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuTS_AcjA00 
evilgenius2479
 
Jul 20th, 2010 (10:35 PM)
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Will see or we'll see? Both. 
Killabandaid
 
Jul 20th, 2010 (11:22 PM)
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Maybe if Hollywood produced more movies like this, it would pull itself out of the shitter. 
mattrmcg isn't exactly Delta Iota Kappa material
 
Jul 21st, 2010 (1:46 AM)
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Killabandaid said:

Maybe if Hollywood produced more movies like this, it would pull itself out of the shitter.

Revenues would drop like a stone because average people don't want to see complex storylines, but rather transformers humping the Eiffel tower and explosions of ludicrous proportions 
CalvinHobbes - there's treasure everywhere
 
Jul 21st, 2010 (3:07 AM)
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lol, totally not what I imagined,
and better than anything my mind had conjured.

I would definitely see this. 
DREW ALMIGHTY knows your type
 
Jul 21st, 2010 (8:18 AM)
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I think that cute girl got as much screen time as Kratos. Which I guess makes perfect sense if you were turning the game into a movie. 
peepeehead
 
Jul 21st, 2010 (9:23 AM)
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I smell ass and Vaseline......this reeks of fagury 
peepeehead
 
Jul 21st, 2010 (9:25 AM)
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AfroThunder said:

Seriously, I would see this.


Seriously, I would like to see some tits.

There fixed. 
Lucasity
 
Jul 21st, 2010 (9:56 AM)
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mattrmcg said:

Revenues would drop like a stone because average people don't want to see complex storylines, but rather transformers humping the Eiffel tower and explosions of ludicrous proportions


Lawls, epic way to describe the sheep of the Beautiful USA. Sadly. So so sadly. 
pixelvisions
 
Jul 21st, 2010 (9:56 AM)
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I found that ho's twitter: http://twitter.com/ZanePants

What special combination of hash tags makes her magically appear on my face? 
bunny - Pleasing. Too pleasing.
 
Jul 21st, 2010 (11:26 AM)
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mattrmcg said:

Revenues would drop like a stone because average people don't want to see complex storylines, but rather transformers humping the Eiffel tower and explosions of ludicrous proportions


Is that what people really want to see or an assumption of movie makers?
It seems like movies with engaging storylines and character developments do well too.

It seems like there's just a lazy blockbuster recipe that is used in Hollywood to make an easy buck, but no one would be against better movies.

But I don't really know much about the industry. 
SmartyPantz - show up in the laundry a week after Halloween!
 
Jul 21st, 2010 (11:31 AM)
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fucking hipsters.... 
bunny - Pleasing. Too pleasing.
 
Jul 21st, 2010 (12:11 PM)
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how do they work? 
Killabandaid
 
Jul 21st, 2010 (6:50 PM)
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bunny said:

Is that what people really want to see or an assumption of movie makers?
It seems like movies with engaging storylines and character developments do well too.

It seems like there's just a lazy blockbuster recipe that is used in Hollywood to make an easy buck, but no one would be against better movies.

But I don't really know much about the industry.


These are my thoughts exactly...well, I guess I agree with the opposing view point as well. I'm sure that a large portion of America are these blissfully ignorant vegetable flavored people, but Hollywood also houses a bunch of lazy producers who are unimaginative and want quick cash. Either way, people need entertainment, so they'll watch just about anything in the theaters. 
Elite1484 has no problem chowing down some friend mushrooms
 
Jul 21st, 2010 (10:59 PM)
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Great song choice... that's about it though. 
Chester is a pseudonym
 
Jul 22nd, 2010 (3:52 PM)
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The members of that band look just as hipster as I imagined they'd look. 
mediaphile
 
Jul 23rd, 2010 (7:29 PM)
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Major studios make retarded movies for retarded mass audiences to make ridiculous amounts of money. While I personally loathe movies like those, I appreciate the role they play. Those movies keep the major studios profitable so they can keep their minor studios alive and free to make the kinds of movies I like to see. Most major studios have their own independent film studios: 20th Century Fox has Fox Searchlight, NBC Universal has Focus Features, etc. And it's those giant blockbusters that fund the distribution of the smaller, artier movies that come out of those independent branches. 
Snooj is keeping endless vigil for Groo: The Wanderer: The Movie
 
Jul 26th, 2010 (12:27 PM)
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wizkid marmalade and jam
 
Jul 26th, 2010 (1:11 PM)
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Those are badminto racquets ! 
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