WTmotherF

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? 

horses are expensive, yo 

YOU CAN TRAIN BUNNEHS?! 

It's bunnday 

This is cute, but the afterparties have more sex than Led Zeppelin fucking the Playboy Mansion. 

Atharaenea said:

YOU CAN TRAIN BUNNEHS?!

I'm not housebroken. 

I'm already trained, but yea, you can train anything. http://www.clickertraining.com and youtube have tips on abuse-free training, which is especially effective in prey animals like rabbits. They use clicker training and positive reinforcement in zoos for all the weird animals like dolphins, tigers, that sort of thing, its also a really good way to fix problems with animals like barking and pissing on things. For one it tires them out mentally to play the training game which is good for them and you and once you put the bad stuff on cue and teach them that they only get a treat or attention when they bark after you ask them to they stop doing it willy nilly. Once you teach your annoying animal a few tricks with positive reinforcement they'll start offering them when they want attention instead of shredding your sofa or attacking your ankles. Check it out. 

At about 0.50 I thought he was going to bowl the rabbit into the jump... 

RabidRabbit said:

I'm already trained, but yea, you can train anything. http://www.clickertraining.com and youtube have tips on abuse-free training, which is especially effective in prey animals like rabbits. They use clicker training and positive reinforcement in zoos for all the weird animals like dolphins, tigers, that sort of thing, its also a really good way to fix problems with animals like barking and pissing on things. For one it tires them out mentally to play the training game which is good for them and you and once you put the bad stuff on cue and teach them that they only get a treat or attention when they bark after you ask them to they stop doing it willy nilly. Once you teach your annoying animal a few tricks with positive reinforcement they'll start offering them when they want attention instead of shredding your sofa or attacking your ankles. Check it out.

i read this all in one breath and almost passed out. 

I had a bad feeling about that as soon as I hit 'post'

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m13/RedAlyssa/NapoleanDynamite-YES.gif 

You mean bunnehs are useful for more than making me sneeze and being cute? 

i think your definition of 'useful' varies from mine 

Having read the comments but not seen the video, I have no idea what the hell to expect. 

rabbits jumping 

That was pretty neat. As the owner of an asshole rabbit, it must be quite challenging and rewarding to do this.

seriously though, hes a total asshole. 

Pancification said:

That was pretty neat. As the owner of an asshole rabbit, it must be quite challenging and rewarding to do this.

seriously though, hes a total asshole.

That's because I loathe and disdain your very existence!

One day, when my name is again uttered thrice, I will rise up to destroy your way of life!!! 

I can totally see how this got started.

"Check out mah bunneh. He jumps high!"
"Mah bunneh can jump higher."
"PROVE IT, BITCH!" 

What I got out of this is that there are bunny obstacle courses. And therefore, there is probably someone in the world whose job is to manufacture and sell bunny obstacles.

And that must just be hilarious to hear at a dinner party :P 

RABBIT JUMPING DOUBLE FUCKING FIST PUMP!!!! 

pongobongo said:

What I got out of this is that there are bunny obstacle courses. And therefore, there is probably someone in the world whose job is to manufacture and sell bunny obstacles.

And that must just be hilarious to hear at a dinner party :P

Think of the associated jobs: I work as Project Manager for distribution of bunny jump obstacles, Northeast region. 

buncha fuckin weirdos 

Snooj said:

Think of the associated jobs: I work as Project Manager for distribution of bunny jump obstacles, Northeast region.

Ohhh man, you're going out tonight? I can't, I have to attend the Northeast Regional Bunny Jump Obstacle salesman of the Year awards. 

TheGuvnor said:

At about 0.50 I thought he was going to bowl the rabbit into the jump...

then where were his fingers? 

Damn, Nature, you scary! 

it was more awesome than it should've been.
loved the ones that just stopped for a minute.. and were like, watch this bitch, no run up.. BOUNCE. 

all they needs is some skateboards!!! 

Take a look at my bunny
My bunny's amazing
Give it a lick... 

Take a look at my bunny

COME ON 

pongobongo said:

Ohhh man, you're going out tonight? I can't, I have to attend the Northeast Regional Bunny Jump Obstacle salesman of the Year awards.

Which, sadly, sounds more impressive than anything I've accomplished in my actual life. 

Horse Jumping to Dog Jumping to Rabbit Jumping
that's the economy for ya
besides, Flea jumping would embarrass the shit out of these guys 

Oznog said:

Take a look at my bunny
My bunny's amazing
Give it a lick...

Tastes just like carrot cake.. hey these aren't raisins!