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This chick gives a step-by-step walkthrough on how to trick people into thinking you're good looking. YOU'RE WELCOME, SCRUMS.
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That was pretty great.
I spent most of my time in post-'90s SoCal trying to avoid girls who looked like that.
I spent most of my time in post-'90s SoCal trying to avoid girls who looked like that.
thats funny.. shes not bad lookin.. good sense of humor tho :)
i lolled
rabbiwanna said:
That was pretty great.
I spent most of my time in post-'90s SoCal trying to avoid girls who looked like that.
That was pretty great.
I spent most of my time in post-'90s SoCal trying to avoid girls who looked like that.
If a chick looks like that, they're 100% guaranteed to be completely ignored by me.
... Sweet Dee?
Grammar SS said:
... Sweet Dee?
... Sweet Dee?
HAHAHAHA omg yes.
This was awesome. I never thought I'd fall in love with a bleach-blonde stripper. <3 <3 <3
Meh I'd let her tug my meat and veggies
Grammar SS said:
... Sweet Dee?
... Sweet Dee?
came here to say the exact same thing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB1e7iewE64
I'M JUST PLAYINNNNNNN
She's actually really cute when she's plain and simple. I'd put my D in her B, if there's no HIV.
That was AWESOME! This may be weird, but I wonder a lot of the time what various chicks in bars look like without makeup (also without hair...but that's something I wonder about people all the time...and I *know* that's weird), and wish I could see a before/after image. And that's exactly what it was, so...nowww I knowww.
Also she was pretty funny...and cute...(at the start).
And high fives all round for It's always Sunny referencers.
Also she was pretty funny...and cute...(at the start).
And high fives all round for It's always Sunny referencers.
Ha, I also like that she had "Never gonna give you up" quietly in the background. A marginally subtle nod to the internet warren.
Huh. She was was pretty at the beginning. And she used vitiligo in a sentence. Wonder what she got her Masters in.
DeportFrostbaks said:
she used vitiligo in a sentence. Wonder what she got her Masters in.
she used vitiligo in a sentence. Wonder what she got her Masters in.
Probably vitiligo.
haaaaaaaa....sorry.
Grammar SS said:
... Sweet Dee?
... Sweet Dee?
Dude you read my mind.
this chick is funny.... and ho... and im pretty sure i played her in beer pong at he Atlantic City comp. this year.
Psh I can out whore this girl any day.
(1) more cute without loads of make-up than with... but what i find attractive is often different from the average north american male.
(2) she deserves a beer from every fazer for being able to make fun of vanity. it's rare that any woman might poke fun at the absurdity that society forces them to engage in.
women put clothes on as a statement for other women- mostly.
women take clothes off as a statement for men- mostly.
(3) i too cry over my graduate degree.
(2) she deserves a beer from every fazer for being able to make fun of vanity. it's rare that any woman might poke fun at the absurdity that society forces them to engage in.
women put clothes on as a statement for other women- mostly.
women take clothes off as a statement for men- mostly.
(3) i too cry over my graduate degree.
really, 17 comments on this page na dnot a single "
I'd tap that" yet.
Wow this "internet" place must be classier than I thought.
I'd tap that" yet.
Wow this "internet" place must be classier than I thought.
Kinda goes without saying though, doesn't it? Unless she looks like Jabba The Hutt, she's pretty much a tap target.
Dirty penny keeps his word like monkeys keep their poop in their hands.
Jul 17th, 2010 (11:36 AM)
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5.6 million views in 3 weeks. That's impressive. She definitely has a lot of new stalker friends.
a tap target.
YUP!
Pretty funny video..:)
it's rare that any woman might poke fun at the absurdity that society forces them to engage in.
lol
WaxMonkey said:
(3) i too cry over my graduate degree.
(3) i too cry over my graduate degree.
Spanky said:
If a chick looks like that, they're 100% guaranteed to be completely ignored by me.
If a chick looks like that, they're 100% guaranteed to be completely ignored by me.
Yea....keep telling yourself that Jay :)
watch the workout video and tell me she's not hot.
^ I'd hit it.
http://www.youtube.com/user/JennaMarbles#p/u/8/-KubUc0gqiM
gets great at 1:30ish
gets great at 1:30ish
And everything that was cool about this chick came crashing down as soon as you watch her other videos. Yea she's gorgeous, but she's exploiting it for all its worth, not just for a funny video. Oh well, if you got it...
RJ Robinson said:
http://www.youtube.com/user/JennaMarbles#p/u/8/-KubUc0gqiM
gets great at 1:30ish
http://www.youtube.com/user/JennaMarbles#p/u/8/-KubUc0gqiM
gets great at 1:30ish
Spared you the music and the other crap ;)
http://www.gifsoup.com/view/908637/jenna-grease-pole-o.gif
Yep. That .gif was definitely the best part of her other videos, along with her chihuahua butt-raping some stuffed animal.
She is amusing in a "Massaholic" sense.
She is amusing in a "Massaholic" sense.
Ugly before
Ugly after
Just a different kind of ugly
Ugly after
Just a different kind of ugly
I thought she was a very pretty girl w.o all the makeup/etc. I thought, she can't be serious when she made out like she's ugly - she's absolutely beautiful.
^She won't have sex with you.
Which I now realize is pointing at my own name less than it is indicating the previous post.
Either way, you're probably right.
What a cute little weirdo...
http://www.youtube.com/user/JennaMarbles?has_verified=1#p/u/2/xDJWITgViVY
http://www.youtube.com/user/JennaMarbles?has_verified=1#p/u/2/xDJWITgViVY
Hahaha, this one is pretty amusing too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfR7PCU-xlw
Yeah, it's kind of strange, I thought initially she was making fun of super-made-up girls, but it seems like she is one usually...which is strange cause as it's been said, she's pretty good looking sans makeup.
OH SNAP
Let's play "Is RJ Robinson seen in THIS VIDEO?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfR7PCU-xlw
Sephirenn said:
And everything that was cool about this chick came crashing down as soon as you watch her other videos.
And everything that was cool about this chick came crashing down as soon as you watch her other videos.
Yeah, it's kind of strange, I thought initially she was making fun of super-made-up girls, but it seems like she is one usually...which is strange cause as it's been said, she's pretty good looking sans makeup.
OH SNAP
RJ Robinson said:
im pretty sure i played her in beer pong at he Atlantic City comp. this year.
im pretty sure i played her in beer pong at he Atlantic City comp. this year.
Let's play "Is RJ Robinson seen in THIS VIDEO?"
The keys to going viral on youtube:
1) be a mildly attractive girl.
2) self-deride to an exaggerated degree.
3) include some sort of popular internet meme.
4) edit your video to constantly barrage the ADD-addled viewer.
5) keep the video run time to a couple minutes.
TA DA! You're famous on the internet!
1) be a mildly attractive girl.
2) self-deride to an exaggerated degree.
3) include some sort of popular internet meme.
4) edit your video to constantly barrage the ADD-addled viewer.
5) keep the video run time to a couple minutes.
TA DA! You're famous on the internet!
haters gonna hate
^So what? Settle down a bit. Turn your Mac on, fire up iTunes and build a Genius play list from indie hip-hop like Atmosphere. Before you know it, you'll feel right as rain.
Hell, throw in some Har Mar Superstar while you're at it.
Hell, throw in some Har Mar Superstar while you're at it.
^That was for CH, BTW.
everyone clam down
nobody oyster up
I thought it was mostly annoying.
By: Spanky | Thanks: Spanky
They should put this label on every single item in the grocery store. It's like a priceless seal of grade A quality.
YOU'RE WELCOME, SCRUMS.
preesh on the preesh, bruh.
CalvinHobbes said:
The keys to going viral on youtube:
1) be a mildly attractive girl.
2) self-deride to an exaggerated degree.
3) include some sort of popular internet meme.
4) edit your video to constantly barrage the ADD-addled viewer.
5) keep the video run time to a couple minutes.
TA DA! You're famous on the internet!
The keys to going viral on youtube:
1) be a mildly attractive girl.
2) self-deride to an exaggerated degree.
3) include some sort of popular internet meme.
4) edit your video to constantly barrage the ADD-addled viewer.
5) keep the video run time to a couple minutes.
TA DA! You're famous on the internet!
you stained all your shirts with fake tan didn't you
DIDN'T YOU!
Ok I just followed the steps in that video, and it didn't work.
That's okay, dude. We'll find you a girl that thinks you're funny.
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