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How Low Can You Go?

Emperor Duke limbos under two Kalik bottles. Apparently he used to do this when the bar was on fire. Guess he's getting soft in his old age.

By: Bubba | Jul 14th, 2010 (9:03 PM) | Thanks: jai dubs

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AngryPirate has had it up to here with midgets (here = my knees)
 
Jul 14th, 2010 (9:19 PM)
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Whoah! That's amazing! Honey, who stole our car? 
jtWOOd - NOT the "whiteman's bitch"
 
Jul 14th, 2010 (9:56 PM)
2
Craziness! 
Cambot
 
Jul 14th, 2010 (10:18 PM)
3
I could lay flat on my back and I'm still thicker than a beer bottle's height. 
nickyberts
 
Jul 14th, 2010 (10:27 PM)
4
Let's see him do that under two bottles of Red Stripe. 
arothman sees your fail and raises you +3 internets
 
Jul 14th, 2010 (11:00 PM)
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Is it still limbo if you're dragging yourself against the ground? 
Lost July
 
Jul 14th, 2010 (11:02 PM)
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arothman said:

Is it still limbo if you're dragging yourself against the ground?

Was thinking the same thing. I want a side shot or I'm not buying it. 
inkman
 
Jul 14th, 2010 (11:33 PM)
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Contrary to popular belief, it is still limbo if you drag yourself against the ground. Also, I'm pretty sure those were circles. 
I U Lusco Field should have gotten more for the naming rights
 
Jul 15th, 2010 (12:01 AM)
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I say it's limbo as long as you only propel yourself with your ankles and feet.

"Emperor Duke"? 
Claren CEO of Awesome!
 
Jul 15th, 2010 (12:43 AM)
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No, boy, stop. It's too low. Your backbone can't take it! 
Embroisured
 
Jul 15th, 2010 (2:05 AM)
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Claren CEO said:

No, boy, stop. It's too low. Your backbone can't take it!

I'm glad someone made a futurama reference :) 
tinylittledick
 
Jul 15th, 2010 (8:27 AM)
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Barbados Slim! 
Hawke kaloogie
 
Jul 15th, 2010 (12:14 PM)
12
Lower the door another couple of inches! 
Bill Nye - if ignorance is bliss, I am pissed
 
Jul 15th, 2010 (12:19 PM)
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He's gonna limbo under Oksana Grigorieva's door and rape her. 
banwa
 
Jul 15th, 2010 (1:42 PM)
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Sweet yeti of the Serengeti! 
Kioki Geisha
 
Jul 15th, 2010 (2:07 PM)
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I'd leave Hermes for that mahogany god. 
Megaweapon
 
Jul 15th, 2010 (5:21 PM)
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I assumed it was a comedy routine at first -- the kind with tons of setup and a joke at the end. Then he actually did it.

Still picking my jaw up off the floor. 
Yuppykiller
 
Jul 15th, 2010 (9:17 PM)
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Believe he had to stop half way to make sure his dick cleared the pole. 
TimRed 's milk has bones
 
Jul 15th, 2010 (10:38 PM)
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That would have been better if those bottles were filled with Jenkem. 
Stealthmode I'm in it now
 
Jul 16th, 2010 (4:20 AM)
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TimRed said:

That would have been better if those bottles were filled with Jenkem.


fuckingLOL

...i dont think that would be such a good idea. probably get less tips. 
Slorgasm - Rest in peace Josh Murdock. Peace to all the families of bush pilots in Southeast Alaska.
 
Jul 16th, 2010 (11:00 PM)
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That is as low as humanly possible. 
DaHey used to run into walls when he was a kid
 
Jul 19th, 2010 (9:39 PM)
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G.T.F.O. 
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