COOL

fazedpark would just be depressing 

combining hippies and facebook?

This can only end badly 

lame. Im going to go update my status about this. 

Berlin is so full of pretentious fucks. I feel sorry for the locals getting their city trashed by a bunch of urban hipsters. 

Wasn't the music digital? 

Sangamon, that is what happens when you include hipsters with anything, and
this looked like it was 98% hipsters, they would have all digital music at their
'analog' event to be ironic.

i say 98% because i dunno if the mafia wars guy was part of the event, or just
some guy that normally sits in the park 

or they could just, i don't know, say hello to one another? maybe introduce themselves, exchange a few pertinent facts about who they are, see where things go from there. 

Just a bunch of bullshit for hipsters. 

Where's the live sexbook? You know, the one that always pops up that says it's the facebook of sex and hooking up? 

parks are so retro ironic 

I got a giggle out of it, and lost it on this:
http://www.imagehut.net/images/iu6so6npskcgqk4fofk.jpg

Looks like it must have been a fun event. 

Yyz said:

Where's the live sexbook? You know, the one that always pops up that says it's the facebook of sex and hooking up?

yeah, i wanna see SexPark 

annihilist said:

or they could just, i don't know, say hello to one another? maybe introduce themselves, exchange a few pertinent facts about who they are, see where things go from there.

For real. I mean, when have theme parties ever been fun? 

Thank goodness for digital recording and digital computers otherwise we might
not have ever heard about this event that we are digitally mocking. 

Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we clicked the link, or why we facepalmed. All that matters is that Fazed stood against many. That's what's important! Hatred pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant us the ability to nuke these fucking hipsters from orbit! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you! 

Just seemed like a fun theme party to me. 

chapel said:

i say 98% because i dunno if the mafia wars guy was part of the event, or just
some guy that normally sits in the park

mafia wars guy was my favorite part 

So what they're saying is that to escape from the digital world, we instead wear a "real-life" version of said digital realm out in the real world?

God, I hate hipsters. They're not being ironic, they're just hypocrites. 

the only way they could have organized this is through facebook 

I don't like hipsters either, but.. come on, they went outside, they did something silly and had fun.. and yer all sitting there on your computers and shitting on them for it?

Sounds like someone needs to go outside for a while... 

Yeah I don't see what all the fuss is about. I didn't see where they bashed the "digital world". If anything, it's a bash about being on Facebook, even that's a stretch.

"Hey we're just trying to have a good time narc. Why are you trying to destroy us?"

"Don't commit your hate crimes here. HAAATE CRIIIIMES!!!" 

These guys are faggots and don't really understand what analog means. Analog is another way of transmitting data electronically ie: VHS tapes/ Radio/ Old TV and most telephones. Going out to the park is no more analog than it is digital. 

I thought this was something to do with South Park. SEVERELY dissapointed. 

I thought this was something to do with South Park. SEVERELY dissapointed.

Nah, but they did address the Faceyspace in a recent episode. It's in my top 5 favorite SP episodes.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/267112 

KNW said:

I don't like hipsters either, but.. come on, they went outside, they did something silly and had fun.. and yer all sitting there on your computers and shitting on them for it?

Sounds like someone needs to go outside for a while...

I go outside for 10 to 12 hours per day to work a full time job. Something few hipsters can claim. 

You guys are like the Grinch staring down and hating all the Whos down in Whovile. 

the pig is a genius 

Ok, I'm calling a moratorium on use of the word "hipster" until a firm definition can be established and utilized. 

KNW said:

You guys are like the Grinch staring down and hating all the Whos down in Whovile.

No, I just find it ridiculous that they choose to condemn a stupid thing by creating another stupid thing. If they took off the cardboard and just hung out and talked like normal people I'd be all for it. 

Loreo said:

Ok, I'm calling a moratorium on use of the word "hipster" until a firm definition can be established and utilized.

Seconded!

Motion is carried. 

that was all an ad for diesel?

eff that 

The definition of a hipster is someone who gets angry when people talk about not liking hipsters.

Also, Huey Lewis and the News. 

Hippy gay. 

annihilist said:

If they took off the cardboard and just hung out and talked like normal people I'd be all for it.

Then it would just be another party and not worthy of filming or posting on Fazed. 

KNW said:

I don't like hipsters either, but.. come on, they went outside, they did something silly and had fun.. and yer all sitting there on your computers and shitting on them for it?

Sounds like someone needs to go outside for a while...

Seriously. Loosen up a little. "Hispter" gets thrown around and suddenly (almost) everyone feels the need to suddenly bash what seems like a, as Iulus Cofield stated, "fun theme party". Whether the idea the idea of it was clever or not, is up to you. I thought it kind of was. But I'm not the one splitting hairs over what's actually analog. Besides, hipsters or not, I think we can all agree anything is better than guido douchebags. 

JDH annan said:

combining hippies and facebook?

This can only end badly

Haha so awesome 

I want to delete my account. 

tastyneck said:

Besides, hipsters or not, I think we can all agree anything is better than guido douchebags.

You don't see what you did there. 

IG88 said:

Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we clicked the link, or why we facepalmed. All that matters is that Fazed stood against many. That's what's important! Hatred pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant us the ability to nuke these fucking hipsters from orbit! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!

a-fucking-men! 

losers 

Look at all those people having fun and enjoying themselves! It makes me so angry I'm going to post about it being all hatey! Hate hate hate! I shall nitpick their theme to death and decry their motivations until they all feel ashamed! Yes, you, hipster, and your happy-go-lucky look-at-me-being-glad-about-shit attitude! Fuck you and your fun! Fuck you all! 

b stabby said:

that was all an ad for diesel?

eff that

Why isn't anyone talking about this? Even if this wasn't fake-fakity-fake, it's still sponsored fuckery.

Next. 

Yeah, we should fight them or something. 

i'm doing my part! i shop at levi's outlets 

rabbiwanna said:

Yeah, we should fight them or something.

Not that, just why take it seriously (i.e. hippies die, analog vs digital, etc.) when it's either fake or paid for? 

b stabby said:

i'm doing my part! i shop at levi's outlets

Indeed! That said, I see your Levi's and raise you Orchard Supply Hardware. Nothing makes a hipster squirm like a pair of carpenter jeans. 

You could wear them, like, ironically? 

i'd like to see hipsters wear a pair of carhartts ironically

they'd probably crumple under the weight and smoosh their freshly rolled drum 

b stabby said:

i'd like to see hipsters wear a pair of carhartts ironically

Got visit Appalachian State University, in Boone NC.
And I'd hazard to guess at any rural university.

You will find hipsters in carhartts. 

b stabby said:

freshly rolled drum

Tip for everyone: If you are going to smoke, roll your own. Pouch tobacco is taxed as class J tobacco versus cigarettes which are taxed as class A tobacco. Depending on your jurisdiction, that could mean the difference between $10 for a pack of 20 Marlboro cigarettes versus $4 for a pouch of drum tobacco that comes with 40 rolling papers (and it makes about 40 unfiltered cigarettes).

I stopped smoking last year (I moved last year to a non-smoking building and got tired of constantly having to go outside) but when I did smoke, I would roll enough for the whole evening before I went out and I stored them in a Camel Wides box so no one would see me rolling them and think I either a hipster or just cheap. Try to think of Humphrey Bogart, he always rolled his own.

If you smoke a pack a day, you could be spending $4 for 2 days versus $20. That's around $2800 you could be saving a year until you quit (and let's face it, eventually if you live in a city, you are going to have to either quit or move to the country.)

And while we're are at it, throw out your Mach 3 and buy yourself a Safety Razor, for Christ's sake. The handle will cost you around $50 and the blades, I use "Derby", come 100 for $15. If you shave three times a week, that's enough for 8 months. Your Mach 3 replacement blades cost $24 for 12, so an 8 month supply of 96 blades plus the starter "handle" would cost you around $220. Adjust the quantities for 12 months instead of 8 months and at the end of the year, that's a saving of about $270. AND IT GIVES YOU A BETTER SHAVE WITH NO BUMPS.

Now you can take all of that cash and buy some good god-damned whiskey for when friends like me come over. I'm tired of you serving Evercleer and Red Bull and the shitty hangover it gives me the next day.