WTmotherF

Compared to that factory, my job is rather boring 

Holy creeping crap, some of those photos are disturbing 

I think the internet has broken me. That wasn't weird or disturbing to me at all. 

Megatech Body Corporation! 

I have an erection, thank you Fazed. 

T3h Fapinator said:

I think the internet has broken me. That wasn't weird or disturbing to me at all.

Yep. I thought the same thing. My poor fucking soul. 

I genuinely want one. aren't they like 5k? 

Well, they're better looking then real dolls. Probably not as flexable though. 

So thats where MJ got his body... He should have asked for a refund on the nose. 

It's a job only half done. Come back to me when they can cook. 

I'm going to buy a RealDoll, put subdermal buttons in all her fun-zones, and BAM, next fuckin' guitar hero. 

next fuckin' guitar hero

Or guitar fuckin' hero!

Either way I bet she takes it in the seat like a champ! 

T3h Fapinator said:

I think the internet has broken me. That wasn't weird or disturbing to me at all.

GRAFiZ said:

I have an erection, thank you Fazed.

this and this

/hangs head in shame 

Worst. Hand job. evAr. 

How can she slap? (too soon?) 

Wait...so are these sex toys or...? Mannequins? 

Disregard last comment, I missed the part saying they're real dolls. 

Wow, very impressed. Someone win the lotto and buy me one. 

This is like the fourth link on Fazed about Realdolls, so I think you guys should just man up and buy one already. 

This just reminded me of the actually-pretty-good movie "Lars and the Real Girl," only in the movie playing in my head now, Lars is decapitating everybody.
Mostly I got that from this: http://caneparidoesitbetter.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/realdolls15.jpg
____(:|___/)-<-<_____ 

Can she get pissed when I get up after sex to go watch TV?
If not, what's the point. 

/laughs at video @3:51: Hollow sound while airbrushing the brown eye! BWahahahahaha 

Downinator said:

Megatech Body Corporation!

I don't know if these would quite live up to Motoko's standards. 

That video was really interesting, and he makes a lot of good points, saying it's not his place to judge if someone was depressed and bought one of his dolls and now they aren't. 

Someones been watching Cherry2000 

DaveO said:

This just reminded me of the actually-pretty-good movie "Lars and the Real Girl," only in the movie playing in my head now, Lars is decapitating everybody.
Mostly I got that from this: http://caneparidoesitbetter.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/realdolls15.jpg
____(:|___/)-<-<_____

Yeah, that one was very Guillermo del Toro. 

http://caneparidoesitbetter.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/realdolls33.jpg

I wonder if this was the QC Station.... 

my PC hates vimeo.... 

pacedom said:

I genuinely want one. aren't they like 5k?

Duuuude me too! I know have no use for one but I would love to have a life-sized doll with awesome lady-bits. Also

DaveO said:

____(:|___/)-<-<_____

wtf is this supposed to be 

Slorgasm said:

Duuuude me too! I know have no use for one but I would love to have a life-sized doll with awesome lady-bits.

Marry me. 

I don't think ~8 feet tall is "life-sized." 

Slorgasm said:

wtf is this supposed to be

I think its a person with a giant humongous mouth, laying down

____(:|___/)-<-<_____
BBBBHELMMMLCNATLBBB
eeeeeyioooiheroeeee 
ddddaepuuupicmrgddd
    ds ttt nksss
       hhh    o

did that clear it up? XD 

^Oh yeah sure I see it (smacks forehead) haha.

This makes me think about that movie Deadly Friend. Fucking scary!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEtGFS8In4Y 

Ronin777 said:

This is like the fourth link on Fazed about Realdolls, so I think you guys should just man up and buy one already.

So, like you're saying to buy a community real doll that gets passed amongst Fazed members?

Yuck!

... where do i sign up? 

gr IM l O c K said:

So, like you're saying to buy a community real doll that gets passed amongst Fazed members?

Yuck!

... where do i sign up?

How much time will $10 get me with the community doll? 

IG88 said:

Marry me.

Make me an attractive offer. =]

JDH annan said:

I think its a person with a giant humongous mouth, laying down

____(:|___/)-<-<_____
BBBBHELMMMLCNATLBBB
eeeeeyioooiheroeeee 
ddddaepuuupicmrgddd
    ds ttt nksss
       hhh    o

did that clear it up? XD

No. No, sir, it did not. 

Slorgasm said:

Make me an attractive offer. =]

Uh...

I'll buy you a Real Doll and a plane ticket to California. Further dowry to be paid in Louis C.K. tickets and premium Kohler products upon signing. 

Oh, and bacon. Who doesn't love bacon? Commies, that's who! 

This makes me think about that movie Deadly Friend.

Oh hell yes, what a great movie

I love the basketball scene [18+]

redlinked for teh gore 

Bitch deserved it for yelling like that. 

http://realdollsex.com/ [18+] Extra creepy,Filming yourself. 

I love the basketball scene [18+]

That old lady had some nice legs... 

IG88 said:

Uh...

I'll buy you a Real Doll and a plane ticket to California. Further dowry to be paid in Louis C.K. tickets and premium Kohler products upon signing.

I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER! 

I think the funniest one was the mouth tubes 

AYBABTU said:

/laughs at video @3:51: Hollow sound while airbrushing the brown eye! BWahahahahaha

thank you. I would have missed this :D 

I could'nt work their. I'd get fired for sexual harrasment and/or fraternizing with the product. 

AndYourDog2 said:

http://realdollsex.com/ [18+] Extra creepy,Filming yourself.

Real dolls seem to attract real chicks! This thing has win win all over it. 

Looks like my basement...without all of the blood. 

Slorgasm said:

No. No, sir, it did not.

Read it like you're Asian. 

MOM? WHY ARE YOU ON A HOOK!