FUNNY

This whole series is pretty good. Have they seriously not been posted here before? I've seen them all; always assume that I found them here on fazed. 

This is the first of the series I'd seen. There's been other Funny or Die stuff, but no Drunk History that I see. 

Always well worth a review. 

I was with them up until 4:30. Watching someone puke on their floor isn't comedy. It's nasty. 

Drunk History is better than real history. 

This is pretty much how history was handed down until we invented writing.

Sitting around a campfire listening to some drunk guy explain what happened in his life or his grand parents life that they talked about while drunk.

VOILA the Bible

/Yes I went there. 

reoiv said:

VOILA the Bible

/Yes I went there.

It ALL makes sense now! 

Damn, I love Crispin Glover. 

Puke is always funny. 

JELLY IS RIGHT 

Tesla was the electric Jesus. 

Goliyth said:

This whole series is pretty good. Have they seriously not been posted here before? I've seen them all; always assume that I found them here on fazed.

It's been on here before. 

George effing McFly.

Not a fan of John Reilly though. 

That was utterly hilarious.

I totally lost it when he saw chunks of pineapple
and wondered how that could be, as he was sure he chewed them really well. 

Spoiler:

Tesla was the electric Jesus... I can't breath.

Been there. Still funny. 

Crispin Glover should have played Tesla and John C. Reilly should have played Edison. They should have been switched, is what I'm saying. 

Its true though, Edison was an asshole. 

Yeah he did that electrocution shit with an elephant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlPYikt_qvo 

was not funny
i guess they now die? 

You can find anything on the interwebs!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mher704il6I 

arothman said:

Watching someone puke on their floor isn't comedy. It's nasty.

I. Hate. Watching. People. Vomit.

Seriously. I would rather look at pictures of dead, bloated bodies than watch someone puke.
This wasn't as funny as this 

Tesla said:

This is awful. I am inventing electricity and you look like an asshole.

Best line. 

Big City said:

Crispin Glover should have played Tesla and John C. Reilly should have played Edison. They should have been switched, is what I'm saying.

icwydt... 

Enohead said:

Damn, I love Crispin Glover.

And his arch-nemesis, the Soggy Cobbler. 

I don't get Crispin Glover. 

He probably doesn't get you, either. 

I never really liked Tesla. They ripped off that song 'Signs' by the Five Man Electrical Band. 

that's no big deal. i got a stomach virus one night after i ate some chili and rice. woke up in the middle of the night to hurl and barfed so hard that chili and rice were shooting out my mouth and nose. i thought i was done and tried to inhale but chunks of meat were blocking the nasal passages. i tried to blow them out but they were too far up there so i had to snork chili barf back into my mouth from my nose and then cough them out. that was terrible but not as much as when the virus moved into my intestines and made me shit the bed in the morning when i thought i could let out a squeaker. i blew mud for the next four hours and my winker was CHAPPED but then everything was cool.

fuck you 24 hour tummy bug 

scandyl said:

I never really liked Tesla. They ripped off that song 'Signs' by the Five Man Electrical Band.

i didn't mean to imply that this wasn't a big deal because it is because fuck that stupid song 

b stabby said:

that's no big deal. i got a stomach virus...

You're like a poet fucking a songbird. 

Holy shit this is old news. 

This series is great. 

Grey said:

Holy shit this is old news.

This is awful. I'm here posting a comment, and you look like...an asshole. 

b stabby said:

that's no big deal. i got a stomach virus one night after i ate some chili and rice. woke up in the middle of the night to hurl and barfed so hard that chili and rice were shooting out my mouth and nose. i thought i was done and tried to inhale but chunks of meat were blocking the nasal passages. i tried to blow them out but they were too far up there so i had to snork chili barf back into my mouth from my nose and then cough them out. that was terrible but not as much as when the virus moved into my intestines and made me shit the bed in the morning when i thought i could let out a squeaker. i blew mud for the next four hours and my winker was CHAPPED but then everything was cool.

fuck you 24 hour tummy bug

I woke up one night after a fun evening of drinking, surrounded by unwrapped burgers from Jack in the Box, and ran into the bathroom and proceeded to powerwash the toilet stains off with my vomit...it was coming out so fierce that my ex's roommates were pounding on the door saying they could hear it from outside (old ass house barely had insulation) 

If I had to depict it...it was like the funeral scene from Jane Austen's Mafia! 

Oafah said:

This is awful. I'm here posting a comment, and you look like...an asshole.

Ha! Nice.