GEEKS!

Power Laces

What, no Hyperdunks?

By: SpunOne | Jul 7th, 2010 (9:01 AM)

[Comments (32)]

Comments
arothman sees your fail and raises you +3 internets
 
Jul 7th, 2010 (9:09 AM)
1
They'd better tie tighter than that if you're gonna, like... you know... wear 'em for stuff. 
tunnel rat
 
Jul 7th, 2010 (9:45 AM)
2
NEEDS MORE POWAH! 
Baxter - my dentures need braces
 
Jul 7th, 2010 (10:43 AM)
3
If you're that fucking lazy, just get the old man velcro straps. 
Slorgasm - Rest in peace Josh Murdock. Peace to all the families of bush pilots in Southeast Alaska.
 
Jul 7th, 2010 (10:56 AM)
4
That was utterly incredible. Fucking life-changing. 
IG88 will hunt your bounty
 
Jul 7th, 2010 (10:58 AM)
5
Baxter said:

If you're that fucking lazy, just get the old man velcro straps.


Please make your attack roll versus The Point.
::you rolled a 1!::
Ooh, so close. 
Snooj is keeping endless vigil for Groo: The Wanderer: The Movie
 
Jul 7th, 2010 (11:11 AM)
6
These are perfect for people who love technology for the sake of technology.

I'm heading back over to the "technology must also be practical or at least not a kludgey pain in the ass that will make me afraid to walk down stairs" table. 
vivalatarsier doesn't post enough
 
Jul 7th, 2010 (11:11 AM)
7
that video was too long 
Socket7 rode the short bus to school
 
Jul 7th, 2010 (11:34 AM)
8
I'd be far more impressed by a robot that could tie a shoelace rather then a motor that can rotate half a turn with a string attached to it. 
GhostGuy thinks Marlon Brando is hot
 
Jul 7th, 2010 (12:30 PM)
9
You guys are taking this way too seriously.
Just.
Calm.
Down. 
Bipolar Wookiee - Taglines? We don't need no stinking taglines!
 
Jul 7th, 2010 (12:43 PM)
10
Marty McFly and Back to the Future at least until October 2015.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l54iiz0zI61qzgeemo1_400.gif 
Oznog
 
Jul 7th, 2010 (2:07 PM)
11
Slorgasm said:

That was utterly incredible. Fucking life-changing.


I don't know. I wasn't particularly overwhelmed, nor was I underwhelmed.

I guess I was just... whelmed. 
Makoto plays chrono trigger on his cell phone
 
Jul 7th, 2010 (2:32 PM)
12
http://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/FWX/RQO7/GB3W26UG/FWXRQO7GB3W26UG.MEDIU M.jpg lovely. :/ Well, at least we get a prototype! This would be awesome. I'd plug my shoes in a charger every night. I'm sick of ruining my shoes from sliding my feet in. 
Captain Spod  here to save our planet from the Earthlings
 
Jul 7th, 2010 (4:11 PM)
13
If only someone had told this guy:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c4a_1278319571 
Dezmo1218 suffers from fits of misanthropy
 
Jul 7th, 2010 (7:39 PM)
14
I read this as "Power Lances". I am disappointed. 
ArchonRamie is made of Boehmeria nivea!
 
Jul 7th, 2010 (10:00 PM)
15
Look at that fucking hipster... 
Grammar SS was a time of swagger and steel, gumption and irons
 
Jul 7th, 2010 (10:10 PM)
16
Dezmo1218 said:

I read this as "Power Lances". I am disappointed.


Seconded. 
GreenBay
 
Jul 7th, 2010 (11:26 PM)
17
Dezmo1218 said:

I read this as "Power Lances". I am disappointed.


Thirded 
JohnHopkins - so ironic it's not, so unironic it is
 
Jul 8th, 2010 (12:11 AM)
18
i work for robert zemeckis. allow me to weigh in;

flying train killed it. 
ToddiusZho is meeting strange food, eating strange women
 
Jul 8th, 2010 (12:28 AM)
19
I can't wait for the amputees when people trying to juice them up and things go awry! 
blargo
 
Jul 8th, 2010 (3:21 AM)
20
tunnel rat said:

NEEDS MORE POWAH!

You can't go over watah. . . unless you have POW-AH! 
Heferito this tagline intentionally left blank
 
Jul 8th, 2010 (6:24 AM)
21
lame 
toby00001
 
Jul 8th, 2010 (7:38 AM)
22
This has inspired me to create my own 'self lacing' shoes, but ones without a Victorian sized computer attached to the back of them.

You could definitely use smaller servos than that, and the motor shield is not necessary. 
Fiddlestick
 
Jul 8th, 2010 (8:27 AM)
23
I am using this technology in my fleshlight :-O 
Snooj is keeping endless vigil for Groo: The Wanderer: The Movie
 
Jul 8th, 2010 (11:18 AM)
24
Captain Spod said:

If only someone had told this guy:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c4a_1278319571

Amsterdam? So let me get this straight:

Hash = Go ahead

String = Police action 
Socket7 rode the short bus to school
 
Jul 8th, 2010 (1:42 PM)
25
I bet all the time I have spent in my entire life putting on and taking off my shoes and tying the laces is less then the time it took for this guy to build this. 
Blue Wolf 63
 
Jul 8th, 2010 (4:56 PM)
26
yeah, but if it takes off, nobody will have to do laces ever again. 
Lost July
 
Jul 8th, 2010 (8:25 PM)
27
Like one of those hip musicians with their complicated shoes! 
millsy
 
Jul 9th, 2010 (5:47 AM)
28
Dezmo1218 said:

I read this as "Power Lances". I am disappointed.


Not me. 
cmthe4th
 
Jul 9th, 2010 (1:08 PM)
29
millsy said:

Not me.

Seconded. 
CalvinHobbes - there's treasure everywhere
 
Jul 10th, 2010 (6:02 AM)
30
millsy said:

Not me.


Thirded. 
Slorgasm - Rest in peace Josh Murdock. Peace to all the families of bush pilots in Southeast Alaska.
 
Jul 11th, 2010 (2:57 AM)
31
Oznog said:

I don't know. I wasn't particularly overwhelmed, nor was I underwhelmed.

I guess I was just... whelmed.


How about "unaffected"? That works, too. 
winner of fail
 
Jul 12th, 2010 (9:23 PM)
32
Fiddlestick said:

I am using this technology in my fleshlight :-O


Just remember to install a quick release mechanism, or else you might end up strangling your dingle to death. 
home | login | new user