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Mall of Anarchy

Guy goes crazy after being locked out of a Toronto mall. The mall was holding a private event, not open to the public at the time. However, this guy failed to understand that.

The camera guy stopped filming WAY too soon, sadly.

By: Bubba | Jul 5th, 2010 (3:47 PM) | Thanks: Aceshigh

[Comments (52)]

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Pistachio
 
Jul 5th, 2010 (3:53 PM)
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"Are you nuts??"

I lol'd. 
millsy
 
Jul 5th, 2010 (3:57 PM)
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WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

Reminds me of reese from Macolm in the Middle when he goes feral at the post man.

Good voice on him though, I can imagine him playing the propaganda voice for a post apocalyptic computer game. V for Vendetta64 - US Fascism. Or a similar thing. 
PyroMonkey throws flaming bags of poo
 
Jul 5th, 2010 (4:00 PM)
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awww it was just getting good :'( 
Socket7 rode the short bus to school
 
Jul 5th, 2010 (4:30 PM)
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hahaha. I like the kids in the background goofing on him and pawing at the glass. 
cr00k lurks in the shadows
 
Jul 5th, 2010 (4:30 PM)
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Canadians... 
Schmierwurst wurst going on, dude?
 
Jul 5th, 2010 (4:37 PM)
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First They get people hooked on shopping, then They let them go cold turkey? They shouldn't act surprised.

(Watched They Live this weekend.) 
reno fly like paper get high like planes
 
Jul 5th, 2010 (4:40 PM)
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it wasn't a private event, was it? it was closed down because of g8/g20 protests. 
herbboy
 
Jul 5th, 2010 (4:40 PM)
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yeah..why stop filming now? 
Atharaenea needs a tagline to be cool
 
Jul 5th, 2010 (5:18 PM)
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It was kinda "meh" until the kids rubbing on the glass. Then I started cracking up. 
spleen - I'm an animator, not an english teacher
 
Jul 5th, 2010 (5:22 PM)
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lol... Canada makes Backwash woot!
on the other hand it was a bad weekend really... to be anywhere downtown: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZbgz3eo4YI 
Schmierwurst wurst going on, dude?
 
Jul 5th, 2010 (6:39 PM)
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spleen said:

lol... Canada makes Backwash woot!
on the other hand it was a bad weekend really... to be anywhere downtown: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZbgz3eo4YI


These violent liberals disgust me. The police had every right to use force against these pinkos. The aggression clearly came from the so-called protesters.
Innocent bystanders my ass.

Suggest that link, dude. Should've make a nice discussion on the frontpage, no? 
Shumway - Shumwow! Holds 12X its weight in liquid!
 
Jul 5th, 2010 (6:59 PM)
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Visit "The Canada fine strand of twisted fibres" thread. There has been a huge debate about the G20 bs already. 
Nayko can't get enough of your love, babe
 
Jul 5th, 2010 (6:59 PM)
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Schmierwurst said:

These violent liberals disgust me. The police had every right to use force against these pinkos. The aggression clearly came from the so-called protesters.
Innocent bystanders my ass.

Suggest that link, dude. Should've make a nice discussion on the frontpage, no?


Please do. What are they protesting in that video? 
Nayko can't get enough of your love, babe
 
Jul 5th, 2010 (7:01 PM)
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Oh, i could've read the title. Still... 
Schmierwurst wurst going on, dude?
 
Jul 5th, 2010 (7:08 PM)
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I'm not sure, but I think they protesting against Queen & Spadina. Maybe the current President and Vicepresident of Canada? 
Lost July
 
Jul 5th, 2010 (8:21 PM)
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Dang, he should have kept on filming. Le sigh. 
Schwava - well my dance card is free Huckleberry, and I'm mighty good at the Tango...
 
Jul 6th, 2010 (12:56 AM)
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It's been removed, any other links to it? 
theJustin .com
 
Jul 6th, 2010 (9:23 AM)
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Schwava said:

It's been removed, any other links to it?

Failblog picked it up. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xdvzu3_shopperfail 
dog named harry has a dog named Harry
 
Jul 6th, 2010 (10:22 AM)
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Cambot
 
Jul 6th, 2010 (11:55 AM)
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There's another guy insode motioning to hos friend that you have to go around to the other doors. 
Cambot
 
Jul 6th, 2010 (11:55 AM)
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'i' key... there you are!! 
Schwava - well my dance card is free Huckleberry, and I'm mighty good at the Tango...
 
Jul 6th, 2010 (12:44 PM)
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theJustin said:

Failblog picked it up. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xdvzu3_shopperfail

dog named harry said:

Longer version at TBT http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2010/06/29


You, my friends, are golden. Thanks. 
Schwava - well my dance card is free Huckleberry, and I'm mighty good at the Tango...
 
Jul 6th, 2010 (1:07 PM)
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spleen said:

lol... Canada makes Backwash woot!
on the other hand it was a bad weekend really... to be anywhere downtown: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZbgz3eo4YI


If you are going to express your displeasure with the 20, and you are in a place where they ask you to move. Why not just move? Make your point, wave that sign like a mofo, but dont cry helpless when the same people who are hired to enforce a freedom you sleep warm and tight with at night, take action on orders given by the same officials you elected into office.

You cannot have the cake, and complain when it makes you fat.

The separation of powers is there to protect the individual from one of the three arms over running the other.

What pisses me off is the cameraman's assumption that the 'army' of police are there to enforce some atagonitstic agenda. If you have any idea what the 20's last few meetings have been like, you would understand why there needed to be controls to make sure it didn't get biblical.

I do not mean to pass judgment on a situation that occurred in a country of your own, and I understand how you would be almost instantly cautious.

But to the bloke filming the footage: I wanna smack you in the face with the same freedom and privilege that afforded you that apartment, the nice camera, the whinging bitch shocked at the brutality of a police force trying to do it's job, and the fact that if it really was shocking - some malitia would have smacked you in the face with a cactus and stole your blood diamonds... you teet-suckling, ungrateful bitch.

For fucks sake, someone has to keep order, and if thats as brutal as it gets. Try your hand filming a bread swap in the Ghaza strip instead of filming this shit. It's the hunger in his voice wanting something to be controversial that is ridiculous.

There has to be a line drawn somewhere. And if there was ever a place where that line would be drawn safely, it's Canada.

Plus: I love maple syrup :)

/end rant 
Locust76
 
Jul 6th, 2010 (1:42 PM)
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Schmierwurst said:

These violent liberals disgust me.


Violent liberal? Isn't that an oxymoron? 
Enohead doesn't know, doesn't care
 
Jul 6th, 2010 (1:43 PM)
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What you said, Schwava, I liked it. 
Capn Prow1er is in command of this failboat
 
Jul 6th, 2010 (2:06 PM)
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Please! Let me get raped by corporate retail giants! My anus longs for it! Why!?!

Ah, fat westerners. There's nothing they aren't entitled to. 
Hard
 
Jul 6th, 2010 (3:33 PM)
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Locust76 said:

Violent liberal? Isn't that an oxymoron?


No, but insane liberal is. 
facechriscat emerges from the fog
 
Jul 6th, 2010 (4:41 PM)
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I want to get into the eating center. 
Grammar SS was a time of swagger and steel, gumption and irons
 
Jul 6th, 2010 (5:57 PM)
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Capn Prow1er said:

Please! Let me get raped by corporate retail giants! My anus longs for it! Why!?!

Ah, fat westerners. There's nothing they aren't entitled to.


At least we're back to an east vs. west division rather than an everyone vs. America.

...

Canada Sucks!

Couldn't help myself. 
formulazero is the Bible
 
Jul 6th, 2010 (6:40 PM)
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Schmierwurst said:

I'm not sure, but I think they protesting against Queen & Spadina. Maybe the current President and Vicepresident of Canada?


Do you offer lessons? 
Oafah
 
Jul 6th, 2010 (7:04 PM)
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The Eaton Centre was not closed because of a private function. It was closed because of the G20 protests. 
millsy
 
Jul 6th, 2010 (7:34 PM)
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At least we're back to an east vs. west division rather than an everyone vs. America.


Im still pretty sure he was American.

/cant tell the difference
//they all sound the same to me.
///he looked like a texan. 
Locust76
 
Jul 7th, 2010 (3:56 AM)
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I like how this retard thinks that a shopping mall is somehow public property and it is his god-given "right" to shop there.

Whether this guy is a liberal or a conservative, he's just a standard, run-of-the-mill village idiot. 
ObjectZero is sippin' on that haterade
 
Jul 7th, 2010 (8:26 AM)
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Schmierwurst said:

These violent liberals disgust me. The police had every right to use force against these pinkos. The aggression clearly came from the so-called protesters.
Innocent bystanders my ass.

Suggest that link, dude. Should've make a nice discussion on the frontpage, no?


I'm not sure, but I think they protesting against Queen & Spadina. Maybe the current President and Vicepresident of Canada?


education. it's a hell of a thing. 
Locust76
 
Jul 7th, 2010 (9:26 AM)
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ObjectZero said:

education. it's a hell of a thing.


Quit bein' such uh vah-lent dag-gum lib'rul! 
Baxter - my dentures need braces
 
Jul 7th, 2010 (10:52 AM)
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So much for the superior attitude canadians have of themselves over americans. 
Snooj is keeping endless vigil for Groo: The Wanderer: The Movie
 
Jul 7th, 2010 (11:15 AM)
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Hard said:

No, but insane liberal is.

I'm guessing you wanted that to be an insult but it's not. 
poker56
 
Jul 7th, 2010 (11:32 AM)
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omg what a lunatic 
Schmierwurst wurst going on, dude?
 
Jul 7th, 2010 (3:33 PM)
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ObjectZero said:

education. it's a hell of a thing.


Education is overrated. I for one get on pretty well without it. 
Embroisured
 
Jul 8th, 2010 (1:14 AM)
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sounds a lot like kyle from pure pwnage 
drax26 is the wet fart in the sex
 
Jul 8th, 2010 (6:58 PM)
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Schmierwurst said:

Education is overrated. I for one get on pretty well without it.

yeah, but you're a nazi 
Schmierwurst wurst going on, dude?
 
Jul 9th, 2010 (2:23 PM)
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Wow. That's a remarkably clever comeback. I bow in veneration for your profoundness. 
IG88 will hunt your bounty
 
Jul 9th, 2010 (6:25 PM)
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Schmierwurst, don't take that shit from one of them treacherous Amish! 
baba give item wrestles girls with cruel affection
 
Jul 10th, 2010 (9:24 PM)
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two words: canada. 
Oafah
 
Jul 11th, 2010 (9:10 AM)
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Schmierwurst said:

These violent liberals disgust me. The police had every right to use force against these pinkos. The aggression clearly came from the so-called protesters.
Innocent bystanders my ass.

Suggest that link, dude. Should've make a nice discussion on the frontpage, no?


Anarchists are not liberals. If anything, they are closer to libertarians than liberals, which is on the far political right.

By the way, were you there? I was. The police did a terrible job on both the Saturday and Sunday. On Satuday, they did fuck all to stop the black-bloc idiots and let them smash up my city, and on the second day, they arrested and beat hundreds of innocent people, who had nothing to do with the torched cop cars ad broken windows. Anyone who was not retarded and near the front of the group could've picked out the bad apples. 
Schmierwurst wurst going on, dude?
 
Jul 11th, 2010 (12:37 PM)
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I guess I have to refine my sarcasm. Thought the Queen&Spanida-President remark was pretty obvious. Apparently it wasn't. 
mrlovalova
 
Jul 12th, 2010 (1:40 PM)
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In light of this being a video of a man shouting at a mall; in leiu of any specific human to scream at, I would just like to commend everyone in comments for getting along with each other without argueing. 
IG88 will hunt your bounty
 
Jul 12th, 2010 (4:08 PM)
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mrlovalova said:

In light of this being a video of a man shouting at a mall; in leiu of any specific human to scream at, I would just like to commend everyone in comments for getting along with each other without argueing.


Shut your face, hippie! And learn to spell! RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!! EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!! 
Snooj is keeping endless vigil for Groo: The Wanderer: The Movie
 
Jul 13th, 2010 (9:17 PM)
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mrlovalova said:

In light of this being a video of a man shouting at a mall; in leiu of any specific human to scream at, I would just like to commend everyone in comments for getting along with each other without argueing.

You spelled "arguing" wrong and you used a semi-colon incorrectly.

We'll have none of this lovey-dovey shit here. 
baba give item wrestles girls with cruel affection
 
Jul 14th, 2010 (6:05 PM)
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Anarchists are not liberals. If anything, they are closer to libertarians than liberals, which is on the far political right.

yeah, that's not how that works.
there's more than 1 axis, mr. wizard. 
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