An 8 month old baby gets to hear for the first time by way of a cochlear implant. The way his expression changes after they turn it on is absolutely priceless. Lee Majors was unavailable for comment.
By: Spanky | May 31st, 2010 (8:30 AM) | Thanks: disco biscuit
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Dugpitz spent the evening driving around, getting money and smoking crack.
May 31st, 2010 (8:35 AM)
This is what is right about the world
At $40K+, it's worth every penny - IMHO.
Cream Soda - proud creator of "Chapelization"
May 31st, 2010 (9:16 AM)
That's cool and all, but I expected something greater, not sure what, but still pretty awesome.
A little boy is hearing his mother speak for the first time in his life. What more do you want, butthole?
screwbacca shaved his balls for this.
May 31st, 2010 (10:20 AM)
Come on dude, even trolls have limits.
screwbacca shaved his balls for this.
May 31st, 2010 (10:20 AM)
Btw, I think this is awesome.
This and airport reunions.
Yyz - I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
May 31st, 2010 (10:29 AM)
What a a way to start the day. Big smile!
Grammar SS was a time of swagger and steel, gumption and irons
May 31st, 2010 (10:58 AM)
^True. No more internets for today. Start and end on a good note.
May 31st, 2010 (11:13 AM)
Someone posted this to my gf's facebook wall, but the video was on another site... and it had a "next video" in the lineup, which was
this one - an 11 year old plays contra for the first time.
i thot it was a lot more interesting :)
arothman sees your fail and raises you +3 internets
May 31st, 2010 (11:45 AM)
Cream Soda - proud creator of "Chapelization"
May 31st, 2010 (12:21 PM)
JDH annan said:Someone posted this to my gf's facebook wall, but the video was on another site... and it had a "next video" in the lineup, which was
this one - an 11 year old plays contra for the first time.
i thot it was a lot more interesting :)
HUMANITY:
hope -1
babies and cock implants, this is disgusting...
butthole said:
That's cool and all, but I expected something greater, not sure what, but still pretty awesome.
Baby NewEars said:
....whaaaaaat theeeee FUCK is this?!
But really I find this stuff fascinating. I've only encountered it superficially in my coursework but it has seriously piqued my interest. One of the things I find most intriguing is what different people are actually perceiving. Just grabbed this quick:
Wikipedia said:
British Member of Parliament Jack Ashley received a cochlear implant in 1994 at age 70 after 25 years of deafness, and reported that he has no trouble speaking to people he knows; whether one on one or even on the telephone, although he might have difficulty with a new voice or with a busy conversation, and still had to rely to some extent on lipreading. He described the robotic sound of human voices perceived through the cochlear implant as "a croaking dalek with laryngitis". Another recipient described the initial sounds as similar to radio static and voices as being cartoonish, though after a year with the implant she said everything sounded right.[26] Even modern cochlear implants have at most 24 electrodes to replace the 16,000 delicate hair cells that are used for normal hearing. However, the sound quality delivered by a cochlear implant is often good enough that many users do not have to rely on lipreading.
But for users that don't know what voices should sound like, as with babies, what are they hearing? Someone could spend their whole life perceiving the world in a completely different way than you. I suppose it's a pretty elementary concept, but I get super-dork-excited about stuff like that.
Also, (I skipped the intro 'cause if I recall I was annoyed by Dean Kamen's delivery)
this direction in
prosthetic limbs is pretty awesome.
Every time I hear about the plasticity of the brain I think "FUCK YES HUMAN BODY!". Created, evolved,
whatever maaan, we're pretty wonderful either way.
Cream Soda - proud creator of "Chapelization"
May 31st, 2010 (2:05 PM)
pongobongo said:
Someone could spend their whole life perceiving the world in a completely different way than you.
http://www.ryanruff.com/345/images/can%27t%20see%20shit.jpg
Also, (I skipped the intro 'cause if I recall I was annoyed by Dean Kamen's delivery)
this direction in
prosthetic limbs is pretty awesome.
Every time I hear about the plasticity of the brain I think "FUCK YES HUMAN BODY!". Created, evolved,
whatever maaan, we're pretty wonderful either way.
Jesus Henry Christ, that was awesome, especially with the new multi-input control system. The last lady in the video at the end of the second link was moving the rest of her body like a robot, too, though...
nomnomn cymbop and bebophone
May 31st, 2010 (3:15 PM)
pongobongo said:
l I was annoyed by Dean Kamen's delivery
There's something about this field (brain-machine-interface) that makes people give horrible talks. A shame because it's pretty much the most interesting thing in the world right now.
bFTE a.k.a. "Edward Pukehands"
May 31st, 2010 (6:31 PM)
This is the best thing that I have ever seen.
Am I the only one who wanted to reach through the screen and slap that mom for just repeating "HI!" over and over? The kid finally gets to hear and that's all you've got for him?
DREW ALMIGHTY said:
Am I the only one who wanted to reach through the screen and slap that mom for just repeating "HI!" over and over? The kid finally gets to hear and that's all you've got for him?
Hopefully, yes.
It's an 8 month old baby! It doesn't hear words, it hears sounds coming from people's mouths. To him, who is speaking is more important than what is said.
DREW ALMIGHTY said:
Am I the only one who wanted to reach through the screen and slap that mom for just repeating "HI!" over and over? The kid finally gets to hear and that's all you've got for him?
a) I cannot even begin to imagine what is going thru mom's head at that moment, so I actually give her credit for keeping together and managing to say "hi"
b) As somebody said before, it's an 8 MONTH OLD BABY. What the hell you wanted mom to tell him? The theory of relativity? Dante's Divine Comedy? Or maybe Beethoven's fifth?
Instead of being a douche and think about slapping the mom, think about how amazingly lucky this kid is to live in such an awesome age (*), where he will be able to hear his Mom say "hi!" to him over and over and over...
(*): Granted, we have our more than fair share of crappy moments, but still...
bFTE said:
This is the best thing that I have ever seen heard.
More apropos.
Jelly Box is the best thing about restaurant toast
May 31st, 2010 (7:56 PM)
I don't want to slap her but I see his point.
If the first words the baby heard were "I love you" think of how many more "D'awwwwws" you'd be feeling right now!
rev_zeolite "Anderson Silva is a dirtbag, thief and a liar." - The next Governor of Oregon.
May 31st, 2010 (8:24 PM)
Aw jeez, I've got something in my eye....
screwbacca shaved his balls for this.
May 31st, 2010 (9:48 PM)
I'm not sure there's any redeeming some of you.
Totally Freaking Awesome.
I love the little baby "Jaw Drop" Moment he had.
"What the hell is THAT??"
May 31st, 2010 (10:16 PM)
it's a shame, from what i understand a large part of the bond between parents and the child, and certainly between mom and child, comes from what the kid hears in the womb every day. lots of learning can start there too
i guess what i'm trying to say is this kid is going to be irrevocably retarded and will hate his parents
May 31st, 2010 (11:02 PM)
b stabby said:
i guess what i'm trying to say is this kid is going to be irrevocably retarded and will hate his parents
spoken like a true parent to his/her own kids!
jtWOOd - NOT the "whiteman's bitch"
May 31st, 2010 (11:03 PM)
b stabby said:
it's a shame, from what i understand a large part of the bond between parents and the child, and certainly between mom and child, comes from what the kid hears in the womb every day. lots of learning can start there too
i guess what i'm trying to say is this kid is going to be irrevocably retarded and will hate his parents
yeah, i loved the video, too
nah, people can learn language development just fine as long as they do it before puberty. This kid may be behind for a bit, but language learning really takes off exponentially so he should catch up really fast.
Cream Soda - proud creator of "Chapelization"
Jun 1st, 2010 (6:17 AM)
People don't remember anything from that young of an age anyway.
CalvinHobbes - there's treasure everywhere
Jun 1st, 2010 (6:19 AM)
Not consciously, no,
but it can still impact them
and affect their development
for better or worse.
blueeyedboy - two large gins, two pints of cider. Ice in the cider.
Jun 1st, 2010 (8:46 AM)
Brilliant vid. Had to mask my unmanly sniffles with a big "harrrumphh!" and blow my nose.
totally cried after watching it three times
haxor M AX is not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with him
Jun 1st, 2010 (11:40 AM)
am I the only one that didn't get that much out of it?
I was really looking for something more than just a head turn.
who knows what he "heard"
he might have heard the "stop sucking" thing, but that seems about it.
screwbacca shaved his balls for this.
Jun 1st, 2010 (12:11 PM)
He heard something when he hadn't until that point.
airdrummer wants his MILF and cookies
Jun 1st, 2010 (12:14 PM)
am I the only one that didn't get that much out of it?
Start the sucking.
haxor M AX is not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with him
Jun 1st, 2010 (1:14 PM)
I was expecting surprise kitty
this is what the cochlear implant sounds like:
This demonstration simulates what speech and music would sound like through a cochlear implant. These simulations were generated using the noise-band vocoder first described in Shannon et al. (Science, 1995, 270: 303-304). While the quality of the sound is not necessarily the same as what a person hears with a cochlear implant, laboratory tests have demonstrated that the intelligibility of speech with this simulation is very similar to that of a cochlear implant.
http://www.hei.org/research/aip/decrease_channels.mp3
more demos
here.
airdrummer wants his MILF and cookies
Jun 1st, 2010 (2:35 PM)
um..."a boy fell from the window"??
jesus christ...whatever happened to "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog"??
Socket7 rode the short bus to school
Jun 1st, 2010 (2:46 PM)
His head really jerked when they turned it on.
I wonder if it goes *POP!* when turned on like a poorly setup assault stereo. It would hurt.
SpinDrift said:this is what the cochlear implant sounds like:
more demos
here.
That's pretty amazing that it does speech so well, but thank raptor jesus i can hear. I'd miss music far too much. I wonder how well techno translates...
airdrummer wants his MILF and cookies
Jun 1st, 2010 (3:26 PM)
I wonder how well techno translates...
a boy fell
woot woot
a boy fell from
woot woot
a boy fell
woot woot
a boy fell from the window
oonst oonst oonst....
those demos are terrifying.
So basically with one of these implants it sounds like Satan himself is speaking to you through everyone around you? I'd fall from the window too.
Cream Soda - proud creator of "Chapelization"
Jun 1st, 2010 (4:01 PM)
disco biscuit tried playing catch with Stevie Wonder one time. That didn't go well.
Jun 1st, 2010 (4:13 PM)
Heh - nice link, CS. Did you realize Converter is our very own haze?
Sooo... his head turns automatically when you hear the click come of the doctor turning it on...it's almost as if it was like some kind of nerve tweaked when it happens. He turns his head before she says anything...the motor movements of his head just seem odd to me
airdrummer wants his MILF and cookies
Jun 1st, 2010 (7:04 PM)
"stop the sucking" was odd to me. he just spit it out like he understood.