Small, non-poisonous snakes seem to be at a disadvantage.
By: SpunOne | May 29th, 2010 (1:34 PM)
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with the snake in its mouth!
Giblets tastes good on the bun
May 29th, 2010 (1:49 PM)
This just makes me disappointed in my cat.
XhaustedProphet said:
with the snake in its mouth!
I thought the snake had bit into the cat's cheek or neck.
Che1964 is as good as any, and better than most
May 29th, 2010 (2:15 PM)
yeah it looked like the snake was latching onto the cat's face
Watching it in slowmotion, it really seems like the cat got the snake at the end.
I'm pretty sure kitty ate some snake.
Giblets said:
This just makes me disappointed in my cat.
Yeah, my cat definitely would have lost that battle.
IG88 will hunt your bounty
May 29th, 2010 (3:29 PM)
Shit, I'd be lucky if my looked out the fuckin' window.
TyphoidBryan should probably be kept out of the kitchen
May 29th, 2010 (3:45 PM)
I was hoping the cat was going to bite down on the snake's head, then rip the remainder off with one swipe, snapping turtle-style.
Syntax Error - "If there's anything governments truly hate, it's people being free."
May 29th, 2010 (9:30 PM)
Rikki Tikki Tabby
/golfclap
pullinrips - woodchopper and prostitute
May 29th, 2010 (10:13 PM)
Rikki Tikki Tabby
very good sir.
Shumway - Shumwow! Holds 12X its weight in liquid!
May 29th, 2010 (10:27 PM)
Hold the damn camera still!
tadpole gets corralled daily
May 29th, 2010 (11:44 PM)
That snake was bigger than I thought it'd be. Nice kill there kitty.
ju66l3r knocked out Uwe Boll in the 7th round
May 30th, 2010 (12:19 AM)
Che1964 said:
Rikki Tikki Tabby
Which is short for Rikki tikki tabby-no sa rembo-chari bari ruchi-pip peri pembo
Syntax Error - "If there's anything governments truly hate, it's people being free."
May 30th, 2010 (12:44 AM)
ju66l3r said:
Which is short for Rikki tikki tabby-no sa rembo-chari bari ruchi-pip peri pembo
Not a fan of
Rudyard Kipling I take it?
baba give item wrestles girls with cruel affection
May 30th, 2010 (10:54 AM)
Socket7 rode the short bus to school
May 30th, 2010 (3:08 PM)
Shumway said:
Hold the damn camera still!
And stop zooming in and out. I think I have whiplash.
Slorgasm - Rest in peace Josh Murdock. Peace to all the families of bush pilots in Southeast Alaska.
May 30th, 2010 (9:09 PM)
Curiosity killed the cat!
Slorgasm - Rest in peace Josh Murdock. Peace to all the families of bush pilots in Southeast Alaska.
May 30th, 2010 (9:10 PM)
Oh damn, it looks like he did get that snake. I was rooting for the serpent.
Noxid is the love child of Spring Heeled Jack and the Mattoon Gasser
May 31st, 2010 (9:59 PM)
WTF? I can't believe someone didn't shoot that cat! Or at least hit it with a hammer or give it a good swift kick.
Cats are worthless animals. They kill native wildlife indiscriminately. When I used to work as a park ranger, we would kill any cat we found walking around in a wildlife area (even if it had a collar).
IG88 will hunt your bounty
May 31st, 2010 (10:25 PM)
Noxid said:
WTF? I can't believe someone didn't shoot that cat! Or at least hit it with a hammer or give it a good swift kick.
Cats are worthless animals. They kill native wildlife indiscriminately. When I used to work as a park ranger, we would kill any cat we found walking around in a wildlife area (even if it had a collar).
You're either a really bad, obvious troll, or a piss-poor liar. Also, a lukewarm bowl of microphallus.
Slorgasm said:
Curiosity killed the cat!
or in this case, the snake.
blueeyedboy - two large gins, two pints of cider. Ice in the cider.
Jun 1st, 2010 (8:40 AM)
Noxid said:
WTF? I can't believe someone didn't shoot that cat! Or at least hit it with a hammer or give it a good swift kick.
Cats are worthless animals. They kill native wildlife indiscriminately. When I used to work as a park ranger, we would kill any cat we found walking around in a wildlife area (even if it had a collar).
You fail at:
1. Life
2. Not being a cunt.
Deathcap - it's better to remain quiet and be thought a fool, than to post like a noob and get banned
Jun 1st, 2010 (12:27 PM)
Face it, most people would be cool if we replaced %50 of wildlife with cats. Cats are cute, and are usually friendly to people. Snakes are the things of nightmares. Snakes over cats is a hard sell.
Deathcap said:
%50
Mistakes like that cost 10$ to fix.
Seriously though, I do agree with the rest of your post.
ju66l3r knocked out Uwe Boll in the 7th round
Jun 2nd, 2010 (12:37 AM)
I'm aware of the mongoose.
Slut said:
Whoopsiez! uz iz confuzled!
No, I was making an pun using the similarity between both of them.
I can't believe that (other name for cat) fit that entire long snake between it's lips.
It must've been so hard for the (other name for cat) since long snake was sliding around all sinuously.
Hint Hint double entendre Hint Hint.
Noxid is the love child of Spring Heeled Jack and the Mattoon Gasser
Jun 2nd, 2010 (8:40 PM)
IG88 said:
You're either a really bad, obvious troll, or a piss-poor liar. Also, a lukewarm bowl of microphallus.
blueeyedboy said:
You fail at:
1. Life
2. Not being a cunt.
Well, that may be so, but apparently you two are a couple of fucking morons. Try going to a library for once in your life (it's the big building with all the books in it!). The negative impact cats have on native wildlife is well documented.
To bad Fazed doesn't have some kind of minimum IQ requirement. It would weed out lots of this riff-raff.
IG88 will hunt your bounty
Jun 2nd, 2010 (10:47 PM)
Noxid said:
Well, that may be so, but apparently you two are a couple of fucking morons. Try going to a library for once in your life (it's the big building with all the books in it!). The negative impact cats have on native wildlife is well documented.
To bad Fazed doesn't have some kind of minimum IQ requirement. It would weed out lots of this riff-raff.
...said the sad little boy that thinks cats are worthless, and deserve to be shot or smashed with a hammer. You also claim to have been a park ranger that killed house pets. The ignorant, feeble mind is the one that resorts to dim-witted violence when confronted with challenges.
While you're at the library looking for books, you might want to pick up a basic guide to reading comprehension for yourself. You know, since neither of the people you quoted said anything about the effect cats have on native wildlife. The delicious irony of your words is not lost on me. We did, however, point out how you're a complete waste of human existence, which you've verified so eloquently with your posts here. Being insulted by the likes of you is actually sort of refreshing. It lets us know that we have a long ways to go before becoming a sociopathic douche like you.
Keep 'em coming, champ!
IG88 will hunt your bounty
Jun 2nd, 2010 (10:55 PM)
Out of curiosity, Noxid, did you also kill people in the park with such blind, tragically infantile gusto? After all, I've never seen a single feline taking out bison, skinning pandas, clubbing seals, or boat full of kitten whalers, adorable as it may be.
OhSnapDragons - because thats how you get ants
Jun 2nd, 2010 (11:39 PM)
russxl OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
Jun 3rd, 2010 (12:19 AM)
Noxid said:
Well, that may be so, but apparently you two are a couple of fucking morons. Try going to a library for once in your life (it's the big building with all the books in it!). The negative impact cats have on native wildlife is well documented.
To bad Fazed doesn't have some kind of minimum IQ requirement. It would weed out lots of this riff-raff.
You remind me of the toothless (literally) hick at my work who would brag about how many dogs he shot while on hunting trips because "you can't having dogs running around in the woods like that - it makes them viscous!"
die in a fire.
blueeyedboy - two large gins, two pints of cider. Ice in the cider.
Jun 3rd, 2010 (3:58 AM)
Noxid. The fact that cats take small wild creatures as prey is undeniable. The extent of any negative impact on animal and bird populations is, at least here in the UK, unknown. Certainly some garden bird and animal species have increased along with cat numbers and others have decreased, but due mainly, it is thought, to changes in garden and city parkscapes over the past 20-30 years, as well as climate change. Some might say that these small wild animals evolved in northern europe to deal with natural predators like (gasp!) small felines and their huge numbers in a very cat-infested city like London is testament to the fact that cats actually don't have that much of an impact.
At any rate all the above is neither here nor there when it come to your statement about kicking cats, hitting them with a hammer or shooting someone's pet cat. It is this statement that makes you such a failure at life. It is this statement that renders you a cunt of the highest order. It is this statement that leads me to believe that the world would be a better place if you, and people like you, just fucked off and stop breeding.
The crack about libraries.: Seriously? Jesus wept.
Of course, you may have some growing up to do, or you may have some kind of damascene conversion to sense, humanity and empathy - and, importantly, actually knowing what you are talking about. Let's hope you do.
Cream Soda - proud creator of "Chapelization"
Jun 3rd, 2010 (10:29 AM)
Jeepboy498 is a razorblade coated candy
Jun 3rd, 2010 (4:15 PM)
Next it will be Lion vs. King Cobra, then Gryphon vs. Basilisk...
Where does it end?
IG88 will hunt your bounty
Jun 3rd, 2010 (4:45 PM)
To further Blueeyedboy's point,
What do cats eat? Birds, rodentia, small amphibians and reptiles, fish, insects, and arachnids.
What do people hate to be surrounded by? Rats, snakes, bugs, and spiders.
What do people love to be surrounded by? Kittens playing with balls of yarn, kittens chasing laser pointers, kittens sleeping, kittens purring, cats eating pests.
If you wanted to leave the Americas, Oceania, most of Asia, and Africa in their primal wild states then Europeans shouldn't have come and wiped out hundreds of tribes of indigenous peoples, introduced crops which rodents and insects like to eat (necessitating the import of barn cats), and introduced domestic livestock which crowded out native wildlife.
So you can come on the internet and complain all you want, but I don't see you trying to make amends to the Native Americans living in their glorified ghettos and allowing wild animals to take up residence in your home while you go drown yourself in the ocean.
News Flash: Humans like to enjoy life and not look at things that disgust them. Oh and if you see trucks driving by at night with yellow flashing lights making a buzzing noise, they're spraying insecticides to control the mosquito population. . . You should probably petition for them to stop since the mosquitoes are native inhabitants of wherever you live.
GD hypocrites man. . .
Havoc blinded you with science
Jun 4th, 2010 (3:34 PM)