OH SNAP!

keep enjoying that penis 

http://vanityofvanities.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/awkward-turtle.jpg 

I hope my doctor doesn't accidently give me this penis enjoying vaccine. Cause then you know... i'd be gay and shit. 

"Thank you Michael (you freakin idiot omgwtfbbq do I say now?!)..." 

Soo its a news peace about a woman who is able to enjoy sex more now? why does saying penis make this haha funny?

..Because he said the word while she just hinted at it? 

Is it just me or was there a bit of force behind that "penis"? I feel like he's been wanting to say penis on air since he started his career and finally found the window of opportunity. 

ya, might be funny if there was more of an explanation. I mean I can just say rude words myself if I want a giggle - "jobbies" 

Cawk hahahha 

You NEVER go full retard!
http://img.listal.com/image/402671/600full-tropic-thunder-photo.jpg 

He had to have done that on purpose... 

That was AWESOME. 

The facial expression on the anchor-broad in the middle is fucking priceless. I'm sure it took an enormous amount of self-control to not say, "Oh my God, EW! You are totally such a creep for saying that," out loud, because you can tell that's what she was thinking. 

I think I saw something similar to this in the documentary "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy". 

I'm guessing this guy hates those two broads and is trying to make them uncomfortable. His tone is dripping with contempt. 

Glorious! 

that clip doesn't even show you what they are talking about! -- which is injecting somegod knows what into g-spots for women who can't tackle the big O. His comment actually fits the context pretty well despite how awkwardly they react...

Full Clip:
http://www.abc26.com/videobeta/a0c54b44-7869-4322-88ad-e327e5e15f3c/News/-The-G- Shot-in-Beauty-Breakthroughs-with-Catherine-Shreves 

I knew what they were talking about, but it was still inappropriate to say on air. Old people watch the local news! 

Atharaenea said:

I knew what they were talking about, but it was still inappropriate to say on air. Old people watch the local news!

Yes -- protect the old folks. They haven't been around long enough to have heard "penis" before. 

ignite said:

Yes -- protect the old folks. They haven't been around long enough to have heard "penis" before.

They just forgot they did. 

comments off his facebook: http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r319/bonkeykong/Screenshot2010-05-23at115916P M.png 

ignite said:

Yes -- protect the old folks.

God knows, I hope when I'm too old and too feeble to defend myself, that
someone younger and more agile than I will care enough to defend me from
"penis" if the need should arise. 

SEXUAL HAIRASSMEANT!!! z0mg!!! 

Protege said:

Soo its a news peace about a woman who is able to enjoy sex more now? why does saying penis make this haha funny?

I don't know what the news is like in Floor.i.d.a., but up here in Maine, no one just says "enjoying penis" on the news without batting an eye.

It's be like giving a eulogy for someone and saying "No more will she enjoy the penis." 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, penis. the really shocking part is that this costs TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS.

Holy crap. 

I love how news anchors play with their papers when they are in uncomfortable situations. 

Penis.

Penis. Penis. Penis. 

inappropriate 

if you watch the full clip, the comment was after the blond woman did a 3 minute piece on "the G-Shot" where they explained what the g-spot is and showed women at the gynecologist's in stirrups getting ready to have an injection of silicone

if that segment wasn't inappropriate, then the guy's comment wasn't either. he just cut the innuendo

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/local-news-anchor-says-to-reporter-so-shes-enjoying-p enis-a-little-bit-more/ 

That guy is fucking great for saying that with a straight face. Bravo. 

When I was a Paramedic we would try to say penis as many times as possible and in as many contexts as possible when call ing a radio report to the hospital for an injury/crotch pain/etc. Hilarity. 

sux2bme said:

I love how news anchors play with their papers when they are in uncomfortable situations.

I wonder what they do in comfortable situations. 

douche chilllllll
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1i-Yw7s-Pw 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msonq5VR1ec 

It's funny because his skin is dark. 

Protege said:

Soo its a news peace about ...

news piece

Probably something you mishear all your life. Understandable.
I'm surprised I'm the first of all the comments to point it out, though, considering this IS the Fazed community. 

thealphamike said:

news piece

Probably something you mishear all your life. Understandable.
I'm surprised I'm the first of all the comments to point it out, though, considering this IS the Fazed community.

I think ,as a long time Fazer, I'm supposed to be offended here. As usual , I'm to drunk to be certain though.

On the subject at hand, they had just showed a bit full to the brim of vag and the inner workings of a vag. So why would the word "penis" (which ,to the best of my knowledge, is the politically correct word for it) cause such an uproar? 

cr00k said:

I'm to drunk to be certain though.

You're too drunk to be certain.

Probably homophonic in your dialect. Understandable.
I'm surprised I'm the first of all the douches to point it out, though, considering this IS the Fazed community. 

I think watching the whole news story made the comment funnier 

Come on guys.

Don't sit on your high chair and try to say that uttering "She's enjoying penis" on local news isn't funny or outlandish in anyway.

Some people. 

Penis. Penis. Penis.

Vagina. Vagina. Vagina.