Are you sad that you can never find a candy bar made with dark chocolate that has pecan halves, gummi bears, and dried strawberries? Or how about a milk chocolate one with cayenne pepper, pine nuts and banana chips? Your search is over. Holy moley!
By: Bubba | May 16th, 2010 (2:56 PM)
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derplotz loves it when a plan comes together
May 16th, 2010 (3:45 PM)
Cool, but they are not as innovative as they claim to be.
http://Chocri.de is doing the same thing since 2008.
Captain Spod here to save our planet from the Earthlings
May 16th, 2010 (3:53 PM)
Unfortunately, our chocolates are only available in the Unites Stated for now.
Parochial
Unambitious
derplotz loves it when a plan comes together
May 16th, 2010 (3:59 PM)
Cool! But we've been doing this at home for ages now. Buy some at the store, melt it with a bit of cream, mix stuff in and pour into molds. Makes a great gift.
Beef jerkey, but no bacon option?
Vegetarian bacos but no real bacon option??
I was disappointed.
Havoc blinded you with science
May 16th, 2010 (5:25 PM)
ooo... i could make a really truly nasty combo and sent it off as a prank YAY!
wasabi peas, cayenne pepper, chipotles, hot curry, and cardamom...
mattrmcg isn't exactly Delta Iota Kappa material
May 16th, 2010 (7:29 PM)
I think I will just stick to mixing whatever candy into chocolate cake frosting and eating it with a spoon, thank you very much
cr00k lurks in the shadows
May 16th, 2010 (7:45 PM)
mattrmcg said:
I think I will just stick to mixing whatever candy into chocolate cake frosting and eating it with a spoon, thank you very much
Wash that down with one of these bad boys
http://www.tifr.us/tifr/2010/4/11/bacon-at-at.html and your the new poster child for healthy living.
BENDER runs on alcohol
May 16th, 2010 (8:46 PM)
I was looking for the cats and dog and bull penis section but i just dont see it.
Sand, pubic hair, smegma and tonsil stones? Anyone?
sea salt, lemon peel, ground coffee, gold and dried flowers
yum
May 16th, 2010 (10:11 PM)
Yes hello may I please have Allessandra Ambrosio dipped in chocolate and then shipped to me? Thank you.
May 16th, 2010 (10:34 PM)
Yes hello may I please have Allessandra Ambrosio dipped in chocolate and then shipped to me? Thank you.
he may be on to something
I don't know about the vegetarian bacon, but beef jerky added may sound intriguing
Snooj is keeping endless vigil for Groo: The Wanderer: The Movie
May 17th, 2010 (8:53 AM)
Cambot said:
Sand, pubic hair, smegma and tonsil stones? Anyone?
No thanks. The hairs always get stuck in my throat.
May 17th, 2010 (11:49 AM)
ju66l3r knocked out Uwe Boll in the 7th round
May 17th, 2010 (4:33 PM)
Bubba said:
Your search is over. Holy moleymole!
FTFY.
someone order one with just 5 ingredients of "dried flowers"
stupidrobots makes up for artificial intelligence with real stupidity
May 18th, 2010 (12:13 AM)
I made a dark chocolate bar with dark chocolate chips.
For the lulz
Slorgasm - Rest in peace Josh Murdock. Peace to all the families of bush pilots in Southeast Alaska.
May 18th, 2010 (12:10 PM)
ooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo..... I really like this.
Btw, I tried chocolate covered bacon. I hated it :/
robobot has followed the smoke to the riff-filled land
May 18th, 2010 (1:07 PM)
DarkPChan said:
I don't know about the vegetarian bacon, but beef jerky added may sound intriguing
Almost every brand of "bacon bits" you can find in a grocery store or salad bar is vegan. In case you didn't know...
IG88 will hunt your bounty
May 18th, 2010 (4:55 PM)
Unless they're bacon bits.
Is there seriously no creamy peanut butter to add to either? That makes me sad. I guess I'll just keep buying Take Fives.
In fact, Take Fives are always the candy bar I want.
QEII is holding the whip
May 19th, 2010 (9:01 AM)
BENDER said:
I was looking for the cats and dog and bull penis section but i just dont see it.
I once drunk from a chinese bottle whose title roughly translated to
Three Dick Wine. The same interpreter read the ingredients and informed us it was brewed using the cock of dog, snake and sea dog (! we guessed maybe seal).
mattrmcg isn't exactly Delta Iota Kappa material
May 26th, 2010 (10:10 PM)
QEII said:
I once drunk from a chinese bottle whose title roughly translated to Three Dick Wine. The same interpreter read the ingredients and informed us it was brewed using the cock of dog, snake and sea dog (! we guessed maybe seal).
They could import it to the United States and call it Hong Kong Brewed Dong
