FAP JUICE

Also, take a minute to check out the Rachel Weisz and Kate Beckinsale vids. I think my penis just sneezed. 

Wish I had the desk job to pull that off. 

Was that the best revenge an underwear model could think of? 

Nips between 1:43 & 1:44. 

eff valentine's day and these bitches' profits

/fist in the air 

Spanky said:

Also, take a minute to check out the Rachel Weisz and Kate Beckinsale vids. I think my penis just sneezed.

If I were super rich I would hire Kate Beckinsale to just lay on my floor and arch her back all day. :-\ 

Snooj said:

Was that the best revenge an underwear model could think of?

Yeah, more like stripper whore 

little did she know
he was late because he was ordering flowers and a special dinner to be delivered to their place of living
it's how you do birthday parties
you pretend you've forgotten until you hit them in the face with it 

ArchonRamie said:

If I were super rich I would hire Kate Beckinsale to just lay on my floor and arch her back all day. :-\

God yes. Mainly cause that would be the only thing on my "List of things I want Kate Beckinsale to do" that she would be down for. 

Reminiscent of when I was playing music(mid-late 90's) around the Chicago area and "dating" dancers/strippers. Good times....*sigh* 

She's a party girl.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/26/article-1038878-02120F6200000578-377_4 68x384.jpg

And she's currently banging Jason Statham.

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/apr2010/2/4/mirror-image-7-984476918.jpg

Burned out drug addict in 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 

pfft just weed
that's to be expected 

I question the credit listings for 'written by' and 'additional story'... really? For four lines of dialogue and a lapdance? And what's up with the "stand-in" credit for Tyrone Wood? Uhhh.

Also, apparently in England, it's called a "gaffa". Who knew? 

Lucky camera operator. 

I would NOT hit that. She has hairy arms. 

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q312/Shermanator91101/nips.jpg [18+]

Noice. 

Squishy said:

I would NOT hit that. She has hairy arms.

 

Snooj said:

Was that the best revenge an underwear model could think of?

Blueballs would be a hell of a revenge... 

Havoc said:

Wish I had the desk job to pull that off.

I think that dude just got a 'desk job' 

Bipolar Wookiee said:

She's a party girl.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/26/article-1038878-02120F6200000578-377_4 68x384.jpg

Apparently she parties with Gollum. :-( 

wei lei said:

Blueballs would be a hell of a revenge...

I guess I was expecting something a little more surprising. Imaging the script writer for this, thinking "Okay, here's my premise, a guy blows off his girlfriend on Valentine's Day so she goes to his office, does a strip tease, and then leaves." Does that really seem like a completed concept, worthy of making a movie short involving so many people?

How about this: "We film a hot chick doing a strip tease." That would at least accomplish its objective and hell, you'd only need two people *total*. 

And I wouldn't have to look at hairy man-chest over and over again. 

Oh, I'm with you on the "Is that the best artistic concept someone could come up with?" train, Snooj (though, admittedly, when I read the title, I thought one bar lower even than this, and thought she was gonna boff some other dude/multiple dudes)... I was just responding to you asking if that's the best revenge an underwear model could come up with, and my response is merely "If I had an underwear model gf, and she left me with the blueballs, I would feel she has had her due revenge for forgetting V-day"

'Course, the whole thing is a moot point for me, as I don't exactly have Victoria's Secret models banging down the door for my hot nerd-lovin' 

Never neglect the vagina on V(agina)-Day. 

Janitor is there! She can untie him and then he can finish the job... he has hands. 

ArchonRamie said:

Apparently she parties with Gollum. :-(

Hahaha, my thought *exactly*. 

Elite1484 said:

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q312/Shermanator91101/nips.jpg [18+]

Noice.

Thank you for saving me minutes. 

Beckinsale is beyond words gorgeous.

Wakkah Wakkah. 

ignite said:

Janitor is there! She can untie him and then he can finish the job... he has hands.

HE doesn't need to finish the job. The janitor's there! 

Schwava said:

Beckinsale is beyond words gorgeous.

Wakkah Wakkah.

So is the lass in the video, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. 

ArchonRamie said:

Apparently she parties with Gollum. :-(

Gollum is actually Supermodel Jennifer Pugh.

/shrug

I don't get it either. lol. 

omg 

geniuswmanhere said:

Gollum is actually Supermodel Jennifer Pugh.

/shrug

I don't get it either. lol.

Even outside that unfortunate picture she does rock a bit of a Gollum thing... 

geniuswmanhere said:

Gollum is actually http://www.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&rlz=1B3GGLL_enUS358US359&tbs =isch%3A1&sa=1&q=Supermodel+Jennifer+Pugh&btnG=Search&aq=f&a qi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=&start=0Supermodel Jennifer Pugh

/shrug

I don't get it either. lol.

rife with virus/malware 

well, i guess it was just whichever image i clicked on in that... 

pongobongo said:

Even outside that unfortunate picture she does rock a bit of a Gollum thing...

How in the eff does... super model... I... waaaaat. 

Hot vid, hot girl, too skinny :( Still ubar hot. Would take her if she'd have me. 

Unless you've rapidly put on about 40 lbs, you look to be about as skinny, little missy.

/still bitter about being called a "Negative Nancy" 

I weigh a lil more now, but thanks for your concern =] 

anyone else remember this video from 4 years ago?

OLD 

She could use this. 

I love how she walks in, wearing expensive underwear and a very expensive looking jacket, and beats up her boyfriend whos pulling the late shift. He's probably there paying off her credit card. Bitch.