US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.
By: Bubba | May 14th, 2010 (11:44 AM)
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May 14th, 2010 (11:46 AM)
May 14th, 2010 (11:56 AM)
Elite1484 has no problem chowing down some friend mushrooms
May 14th, 2010 (12:11 PM)
ignite said:
This is satirical news.
Oh whew! Thank you for pointing this out because they really had me going!
May 14th, 2010 (12:13 PM)
^that is a sarcastic statement
May 14th, 2010 (12:17 PM)
Elite1484 said:
Oh whew! Thank you for pointing this out because they really had me going!
Some of the comments on the article make me sad for humanity.
May 14th, 2010 (12:48 PM)
What did she do? Trip, fall and landed on his virtual D*CK?
Splunge - Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
May 14th, 2010 (12:55 PM)
so it goes and you're the only one who knows
May 14th, 2010 (12:55 PM)
That's right honey, I didn't spend all day at the bar. The reason I'm so fucked up is I watched a whole buncha beer commercials in 3D!
Bipolar Wookiee - Taglines? We don't need no stinking taglines!
May 14th, 2010 (1:00 PM)
jtWOOd - NOT the "whiteman's bitch"
May 14th, 2010 (1:28 PM)
b stabby said:
^that is a sarcastic statement
Oh whew! Thank you for pointing this out because he really had me going!
Cream Soda - proud creator of "Chapelization"
May 14th, 2010 (2:14 PM)
Deathcap - it's better to remain quiet and be thought a fool, than to post like a noob and get banned
May 14th, 2010 (2:21 PM)
Cream Soda said:
ADOPTEDADOPWNED
airdrummer wants his MILF and cookies
May 14th, 2010 (4:32 PM)
uh, yeah...uh...3D porn guy slipped and his dick fell into my vagina...yeah, yeah thats the ticket.
Captain Spod here to save our planet from the Earthlings
May 14th, 2010 (5:19 PM)
What's the big deal? Twice every 2,010 years seems reasonable.
Possibly immaculate.
Didn't even know they had 3D porn
cr00k lurks in the shadows
May 14th, 2010 (5:23 PM)
Captain Spod said:
What's the big deal? Twice every 2,010 years seems reasonable.
Possibly immaculate.
Ahh! I like your thinking good sir.
AngryPirate has had it up to here with midgets (here = my knees)
May 14th, 2010 (7:21 PM)
NevilBamshoot said:
Didn't even know they had 3D porn
Money shots lead to sticky situations in 3D.
Funklove likes it when you rub his belly
May 14th, 2010 (8:46 PM)
I guess Gizmodo fell for it too, and the poor girl used for the random photo of the story threatened a slander suit against the original Brazilian publishers.
Poor Ms. Jhonson!
It's on the internet. Means it's TRUE
So this is the new The Onion.
Yyz - I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
May 14th, 2010 (10:16 PM)
Erg0n said:
It's on the internet. Means it's TRUE
Fuckin' A right it is!
arothman sees your fail and raises you +3 internets
May 15th, 2010 (12:56 AM)
SimPhal wants John McCain to approve this message
May 15th, 2010 (3:04 AM)
arothman said:
How can she fap...?
Sheer brilliance.
I believe it. The same thing happened to me.
Swenson...Swamson...Swanson? SAMPSONITE, I WAS WAY OFF!
SimPhal wants John McCain to approve this message
May 18th, 2010 (2:01 AM)
DeportFrostbaks said:
Swenson...Swamson...Swanson? SAMPSONITE, I WAS WAY OFF!
Despite the misspelling, you still get a gold star for the Dumb & Dumber reference.
