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Roger Ebert gets to speak with his own voice for the first time in several years thanks to a Scottish company and a voice synthesizer.

By: Bubba | Mar 9th, 2010 (9:41 AM) | Thanks: razor

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bump Don't shoot me, I'm only the animator
 
Mar 9th, 2010 (9:50 AM)
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Now if I can just forget him trashing Caddyshack when it came out...

/brave, strong guy right there 
AngryPirate has had it up to here with midgets (here = my knees)
 
Mar 9th, 2010 (10:27 AM)
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Seriously sad... Way to be brave Roger. 
Dirty penny keeps his word like monkeys keep their poop in their hands.
 
Mar 9th, 2010 (10:44 AM)
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Prime example of why youtube commentators should be blasted into the sun. 
eAS y m Id GeT IS YELLING FROM NOW ON
 
Mar 9th, 2010 (11:31 AM)
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Dirty penny said:

Prime example of why youtube commentators should be blasted into the sun.


come on, some of these are funny. heartless but funny...

FreedomofSpeech911
he looks like he's in awe
 
JDH annan [Mayor]
 
Mar 9th, 2010 (11:36 AM)
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he always looks like he's surprised 
arothman sees your fail and raises you +3 internets
 
Mar 9th, 2010 (12:07 PM)
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This puts a smile on my face.

(and no, that's not some snide comment about his jaw) 
airdrummer wants his MILF and cookies
 
Mar 9th, 2010 (1:31 PM)
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JDH annan said:

he always looks like he's surprised


I had not seen him for years and I thought the same thing. 
ignite
 
Mar 9th, 2010 (2:32 PM)
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Still the same brilliant mind inside. 
eAS y m Id GeT IS YELLING FROM NOW ON
 
Mar 9th, 2010 (2:56 PM)
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ncuskey is a homeless romantic
 
Mar 9th, 2010 (3:07 PM)
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:0 = Me

This is rad. Now if it could only be hooked up to his brain.

Oh, BTW: :0 = Him too. 
DiabloRojo eats Chupacabras for breakfast
 
Mar 9th, 2010 (3:35 PM)
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ncuskey said:

:0 = Me

This is rad. Now if it could only be hooked up to his brain.

Oh, BTW: :0 = Him too.

I'd say more like :> to be honest. 
mediaphile
 
Mar 9th, 2010 (6:23 PM)
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bump said:

Now if I can just forget him trashing Caddyshack praising xXx when it came out...
 
LurkeyLewis has a bad haircut
 
Mar 9th, 2010 (8:58 PM)
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SimPhal wants John McCain to approve this message
 
Mar 9th, 2010 (9:45 PM)
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Fucking lol 
mediaphile
 
Mar 9th, 2010 (11:36 PM)
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I see what you did there. And I approve! 
Lurch is tryin' to put Tiger Balm on this jungle's nuts
 
Mar 10th, 2010 (12:50 AM)
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When did the Incredible Mr. Limpet start moonlighting as a movie critic? 
ju66l3r knocked out Uwe Boll in the 7th round
 
Mar 10th, 2010 (1:06 AM)
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At least he is keeping a stiff upper lip. 
mattrmcg isn't exactly Delta Iota Kappa material
 
Mar 10th, 2010 (2:29 AM)
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Mr. Gibbers! 
Oafah
 
Mar 10th, 2010 (10:29 AM)
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I did not know Roger Ebert was married to a big black woman. Respect.

Also, I was going to make a joke about his jaw, but it seems you boys have the whole spectrum covered. 
screwbacca shaved his balls for this.
 
Mar 10th, 2010 (12:07 PM)
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Why is this so funny?
Maybe I'm getting old or my funny is broken? 
Cream Soda - Sgt. Cream Soda, Esq., if you're nasty
 
Mar 10th, 2010 (12:13 PM)
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its funny because the company is scottish 
Lurch is tryin' to put Tiger Balm on this jungle's nuts
 
Mar 10th, 2010 (3:03 PM)
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Truth be told, I am a little ashamed of myself. But Roger was my caliber of outspoken asshole while he still had his powers of natural speech, and impressed me as the kind of guy who has a pretty thick skin.

Yeah, you have to respect anyone who not only did not pack it in after having their fucking lower jawbone removed, but instead chose to continue living a (semi)public life, especially when they are not doing it out of economic necessity.

I never always liked you or agreed with you Roger, but I respect you, and you've got balls. 
Davi
 
Mar 10th, 2010 (3:20 PM)
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I didn't even know he had cancer 
PinksBlackJack
 
Mar 10th, 2010 (4:47 PM)
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IF you were unaware of the background with his voice program, he found a company that went through old voice commentary of his. Ebert wrote about how they did it on his website.

It is interesting because this company can do voices like heads of state, and some actors, because they have so many long dialogues, with no sound other than a lone voice. For Ebert, so very much of his dialogue is him being interrupted by Gene Siskel, or with a movie playing in the background.

Luckily, Ebert had done some DVD extras, where like a director talking about his movie while you watch it, Ebert would be talking about things he liked. I forget which films, but he only had a few. The company that makes the voice program only needs a few hundred words or so, as the can usually splice others together. They keep a persons core inflection.

Pretty neat. Thumbs up. 
mediaphile
 
Mar 10th, 2010 (7:31 PM)
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PinksBlackJack said:

I forget which films, but he only had a few.


He does one on the two-disc Citizen Kane DVD that's really good. 
Slorgasm - Rest in peace Josh Murdock. Peace to all the families of bush pilots in Southeast Alaska.
 
Mar 11th, 2010 (1:38 PM)
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Xello998 said:

Not another mouth breather...
 
ToddiusZho is meeting strange food, eating strange women
 
Mar 11th, 2010 (11:29 PM)
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At the end it says "2010 Harpo Inc."

Harpo. The Marx Brother who did not speak. HARPO! 
Bubba - doesn't like you either!
 
Mar 12th, 2010 (1:21 AM)
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ToddiusZho said:

At the end it says "2010 Harpo Inc."

Harpo. The Marx Brother who did not speak. HARPO!


No, Harpo, as in Oprah. 
bump Don't shoot me, I'm only the animator
 
Mar 12th, 2010 (9:43 AM)
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ToddiusZho is meeting strange food, eating strange women
 
Mar 12th, 2010 (5:50 PM)
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Reading Comprehension Fail, Bubba. 
teharteest is contributing to racheting
 
Mar 13th, 2010 (1:55 PM)
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While I don't always agree with his reviews I do like them.
I think what sets him apart from most reviewers is that he actually likes watching movies. 
Dr Benway is definitely a powerful demotivator
 
Mar 13th, 2010 (9:29 PM)
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Is that really him? He was always jowly as I recall...and didn't Vincent Gallo start all of this with his Brown Bunny fiasco? As I've been told, Ebert was sharply critical of the version that debuted at Cannes or Sundance or whatever, offending the hyper-sensitive Gallo very much, to the point where he and some other dude, Ed Anger maybe, put a hex on Ebert. And sure enough, Ebert gets a bad case of the colon cancer. Are these the effects of that cellular civil war? That's too bad, I guess. 
Dr Benway is definitely a powerful demotivator
 
Mar 13th, 2010 (9:37 PM)
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For the record, that voice synthesizer sounds nothing like him, or an-y oth-er hu-man be-ing... 
mediaphile
 
Mar 16th, 2010 (12:27 AM)
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Vincent Gallo is one of the worst filmmakers of all time. I once sent him an e-mail telling him so. I bet he laughed and then had Chloë suck his dick again. 
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