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Jew Turn

“I still struggle every day to discard my past ideas,” said Pawel, a 33-year-old ultra-Orthodox Jew and former truck driver, noting with little irony that he had to stop hating Jews in order to become one. (A Jew, not a truck driver.)

By: Bubba | Mar 6th, 2010 (10:30 AM)

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thunderdan
 
Mar 6th, 2010 (11:13 AM)
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I don't like the posts where I have to read a whole lot. 
EatenByAGrue
 
Mar 6th, 2010 (11:16 AM)
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I know what jew mean. 
Demo
 
Mar 6th, 2010 (11:22 AM)
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Balloon Boy's grandfather? 
masterblaster ain't got no shame!
 
Mar 6th, 2010 (11:32 AM)
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"jew turn"?

HAHAHA!!

well done. 
Luke E Pierre 's life is a happenstance that fights destiny
 
Mar 6th, 2010 (12:11 PM)
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Sure, it's noble and all. But ultra-orthodox? Really? in 2010?

It's like going to a new school and choosing to be one of the kids who smell like pooh and eat worms.

Any reform synagogue would have still embraced him with open arms. Going whole hog on the conversion thing cannot be good for you. It's just too extreme 
wiggie waggie wasn't fuzzy was he?
 
Mar 6th, 2010 (12:25 PM)
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so what's with the beards?
are they important? do they mean something? 
Luke E Pierre 's life is a happenstance that fights destiny
 
Mar 6th, 2010 (12:33 PM)
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Talmudic law says that men must wear beards and payots. Then again It also says you you have to chop of the tip of your schmeckel and once it heals, you cannot jerk it near clay pots.

So go figure. 
eAS y m Id GeT IS YELLING FROM NOW ON
 
Mar 6th, 2010 (1:00 PM)
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He acknowledged that he was drawn to extremes.


i hate those kinds of people, left or right. 
MiggetyMike - OUT OF NOWHERE!
 
Mar 6th, 2010 (3:02 PM)
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i don't know why i go to extremes 
Luke E Pierre 's life is a happenstance that fights destiny
 
Mar 6th, 2010 (3:13 PM)
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He may be wrong, he may be right 
Bearclaw - master of the obvious
 
Mar 6th, 2010 (3:18 PM)
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thunderdan said:

I don't like the posts where I have to read a whole lot.
 
jimmy lasers - he's a shiny boy
 
Mar 6th, 2010 (3:26 PM)
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This.


This. 
RobDob is not the Rob you are looking for
 
Mar 6th, 2010 (3:54 PM)
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Next he will be a Taliban member. Then he will finish it off with the worst of it all, an atheist. 
Crooky is the Tiger Woods of fat chicks
 
Mar 6th, 2010 (4:15 PM)
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Next he will be a Taliban member. Then he will finish it off with the worst of it all, an atheist Dalek.

FTFY 
NakedPope
 
Mar 6th, 2010 (5:11 PM)
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FFS! Why ultra orthodox? 
Luke E Pierre 's life is a happenstance that fights destiny
 
Mar 6th, 2010 (5:32 PM)
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Just on plane ride with Ultra-Orthodox would have been enough to make him change his mind. 
MissingGhost
 
Mar 6th, 2010 (6:02 PM)
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All religions are terrible. Education will eradicate them. 
IG88 will hunt your bounty
 
Mar 6th, 2010 (6:08 PM)
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MissingGhost said:

All religions are terrible. Education will eradicate them.


I believe Aristotle said it best - "lulz" 
PaintChips thought you said romo
 
Mar 6th, 2010 (6:51 PM)
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MissingGhost said:

All religions are terrible. Education will eradicate them.

This guy, I like. 
mediaphile
 
Mar 6th, 2010 (7:01 PM)
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So this guy is just a sucker for irrelevancy. 
Luke E Pierre 's life is a happenstance that fights destiny
 
Mar 6th, 2010 (7:46 PM)
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All religions are terrible.


Says a goyim. Have you even tried Judaism? You could do worst.

Just saying. 
scubaduba enjoys scuba snax
 
Mar 6th, 2010 (8:05 PM)
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EatenByAGrue said:

I know what jew mean.


I see what jew did there. 
mediaphile
 
Mar 6th, 2010 (8:07 PM)
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Luke E Pierre said:

Says a goyim. Have you even tried Judaism? You could do worst.

Just saying.


Yo could do better, too. 
Luke E Pierre 's life is a happenstance that fights destiny
 
Mar 6th, 2010 (8:42 PM)
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Like? 
mediaphile
 
Mar 6th, 2010 (9:51 PM)
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Anything that doesn't make you not eat bacon. 
Korrigash
 
Mar 6th, 2010 (10:25 PM)
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mediaphile said:

Anything that doesn't make you not eat bacon.


Seconded 
softest voice needs to get SERIOUS!!!
 
Mar 7th, 2010 (12:08 AM)
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Korrigash said:

Seconded
Motion fucking carried. 
thunderdan
 
Mar 7th, 2010 (12:57 AM)
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i like bacon 
CalvinHobbes - there's treasure everywhere
 
Mar 7th, 2010 (3:38 AM)
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That was a good article.

Thanks. 
crispycroissant brews trouble
 
Mar 7th, 2010 (3:49 AM)
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I guess his new stupid is better than the old one. 
SimPhal wants John McCain to approve this message
 
Mar 7th, 2010 (7:33 AM)
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Luke E Pierre said:

It's like going to a new school and choosing to be one of the kids who smell like pooh


Honey smells good. 
Snooj finally figured out how to get a tagline
 
Mar 7th, 2010 (8:07 AM)
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eAS y m Id GeT said:

i hate those kinds of people, left or right.

That's pretty extreme. 
Luke E Pierre 's life is a happenstance that fights destiny
 
Mar 7th, 2010 (8:46 AM)
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Anything that doesn't make you not eat bacon.


good point, but small price to pay to live without fear of eternal damnation.

Sure, Jewish good is a picky eater, but unlike the goyische one, he's not angry at me. 
Oafah
 
Mar 7th, 2010 (11:53 AM)
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Snooj said:

That's pretty extreme.


EXTREME to the MAX. *GUITAR SOLO* 
mattrmcg isn't exactly Delta Iota Kappa material
 
Mar 7th, 2010 (5:21 PM)
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Needs more dybbuk 
mediaphile
 
Mar 7th, 2010 (6:34 PM)
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Luke E Pierre said:

good point, but small price to pay to live without fear of eternal damnation.


What if you already live without fear of eternal damnation, and you can eat bacon? 
IG88 will hunt your bounty
 
Mar 7th, 2010 (8:06 PM)
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mediaphile said:

What if you already live without fear of eternal damnation, and you can eat bacon?


Bingo! 
PoopNinja knows funky
 
Mar 7th, 2010 (11:26 PM)
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Luke E Pierre, what would man from dick barf know about Jerusalem, or am I missing something here (a clay post I hope)? 
bump Don't shoot me, I'm only the animator
 
Mar 8th, 2010 (6:55 AM)
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I for one am shokim... 
Luke E Pierre 's life is a happenstance that fights destiny
 
Mar 8th, 2010 (7:01 AM)
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Oy veh! Frontpagers. Why do I even bother? 
Ravyn Wiald himself!
 
Mar 8th, 2010 (8:21 AM)
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I, personally, found this story to be rather inspiring.

And to those ragging on Judaism -- it's cool. When our Messiah comes, he'll redeem you too, so don't worry. 
chafedpenis is getting rubbed the wrong way
 
Mar 8th, 2010 (8:46 AM)
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they're doing an expose on a bipolar nut job.
why do we glorify these people? 
Cream Soda - Sgt. Cream Soda, Esq., if you're nasty
 
Mar 8th, 2010 (9:00 AM)
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I give him props.

Hater to hated? Takes balls, and he seems to like his decision. That puts him ahead of about 90% of everyone. 
I U Lusco Field should have gotten more for the naming rights
 
Mar 8th, 2010 (7:26 PM)
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Ravyn Wiald said:

And to those ragging on Judaism -- it's cool. When our Messiah comes, he'll redeem you too, so don't worry.


I find this kind of attitude distasteful. 
mediaphile
 
Mar 8th, 2010 (8:10 PM)
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Ravyn Wiald said:

When our Messiah comes, he'll redeem you too, so don't worry.


Is he going to take away my bacon? I don't know if it'll be worth it if he does. 
screwbacca shaved his balls for this.
 
Mar 8th, 2010 (11:43 PM)
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keeping kosher is for suckers 
Emeraldkat is making biscuits
 
Mar 9th, 2010 (11:42 AM)
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Well its always nice to read a story with a happy ending. At least he found a good use for his stabbing skills... 
dvrdwn will have his fingers broken if he continues to use Photoshop
 
Mar 9th, 2010 (11:45 AM)
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Luke E Pierre said:

Oy veh! Frontpagers. Why do I even bother?

lulz'chaim! 
Supersolid
 
Mar 10th, 2010 (4:44 PM)
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wow, he came out of the challahset. 
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