FUNNY

That was really ridiculous 

bwahaha the cat's name was 'trips' 

This is on television? I remember why I stopped watching that thing. 

we don't smash stuff inside, but we love smashin' stuff- gotta say we do 

I can relate to underwear on the counter.

I would like to relate to "nasty" Kate up on my counter, too.

Shaky like a washing machine, baby. 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Good call Spanks.

"I feel like my whole life is ridiculous." 

This isn't really a community.

More just like a couple of people getting together and sharing things. 

Look, the ONLY smash things outside, ok? OK??

And sometimes inside too I guess. 

There needs to be some French word
for realizing you've made a misspelling in your post
as you slam your finger into the spacebar or hit post
but before the page actually processes it. 

the word is 'putain' 

There was something really off about that girl's laughing, crying, smiling,
sotto voice delivery. It could be interpreted as an effort to prevent herself from laughing by covering it with fake crying.

Every single one of them acted like they were on something,
but it's as if each one was on a different drug. It's like some sort of
Name the Drug in Effect game show. 

That was surreal. 

I just wasted 7 minutes of my life. 

That was all kinds of win 

frick

crying

thank you fazed 

every single one of those fucks are fucking fucked! 

mediaphile said:

That was surreal.

And hilarious. And I agree with the name the drug show comment.
So many funny things in there, "They're straight, we hate them."

Does that last guy understand what mercy killing means? He said "The cat died, it was a mercy killing, cause she never fed that cat." and then he says "I didn't kill the cat, Jonathan didn't kill the cat, none of us did." Reeeeeediculus. 

Incidentally, this is the kind of music they play. Not. Too. Surprising.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LvIaCa77Hs&feature=related 

The last line is indeed the best thing I've ever heard. 

oh god... this is impossible to watch 

I'll be damned.
Gregg Allman has actually aged pretty well. 

pongobongo said:

Incidentally, this is the kind of music they play. Not. Too. Surprising.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LvIaCa77Hs&feature=related

I like the guy playing the halogen light around 1:10 

BAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

"Your cat got knocked the fuck out" 

Anyone want to start a band with me? If this is all it takes to be a musician, I have some lawn equipment we can play, I'm sure we can find a typewriter, some lamps, a TV or two, and some watermelons.

By the way, "Narwhalz" got the rationale. 

I weep for the future of this country. 

so does anyone else think it was a croc of shit put on just to get people interested in their crappy "band"? 

I agree with slipperygecko. It looked like a strangely effective bit of performance art.

From an evidentiary standpoint, pictures of the TVs without blood on the floor + no photos of the dead cat + photos of burning birds = $1000, thanks for the release and now get the hell out of here. 

Yyz said:

I just wasted 7 minutes of my life.

You know, as a Fazed admin,
I gotta say, this right here, ladies and gentlemen,
this right here is why we do it.
Thank you for letting us do what we do.
Peace, God bless. :) 

Judge Judy just got Trips-rolled. 

I weep for the future of this country.

That guy... STFU. 

Hahaha awesome.

I actually really like their music. 

I like the guy playing the halogen light around 1:10

This is a halogen lamp: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halogen_lamp
This is a Florescent lamp: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluorescent_lamp
in either case, I think thats a PVC pipe. 

pongobongo said:

Incidentally, this is the kind of music they play. Not. Too. Surprising.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LvIaCa77Hs&feature=related

I see they got their TVs back. 

"We're like, all, like, musicians. So we're like, absolved of all, like social responsibility?" 

"aight mama" was definitely funny lol 

Too much drugs. 

she looks like she needs a punch 

The defendant was giving off a techno viking vibe. 

pongobongo said:

Incidentally, this is the kind of music they play. Not. Too. Surprising.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LvIaCa77Hs&feature=related

What a waste of a Rickenbacker. 

I love that show.
I also love finding out which demographic marketers see me as.
Apparently I am 27, with child, currently unemployed with a strong urge to become a nurse or correctional facility officer.
I guess you can't fight fate 

You also want a power scooter at little to no cost to you. 

Wait - her name is Kate Levitt, and she doesn't have a job - she's just a hipster musician?

Oh, but she's suing someone. Okay. Stereotypes are still intact. Whew. 

PowerWindows said:

The defendant was giving off a homosexual techno viking vibe.

 

that was pretty stupid overall but the last 30 seconds were totally worth it! 

Not familiar with American TV, so is it like real people with real cases, or more like, ye know, actors and scripted plays? 

It's real people, but I almost always suspect them of being dramatic for the camera.
The rumors are that no one ever has to pay out of pocket anyway. That stuff is covered by the TV show, so there is really nothing to lose by going on. 

Long but worth it for the very last line since the whole vid perfectly sets up that last line.

/i friggin' can not stand Judge Judy. i want to hit her in the face with a large and
heavy shovel. then while she's on her hands and knees dazed and wailing in
agony from the impact of the shovel smashing into her vile bitch face, i want to
jackhammer her in the ass until she bleeds profusely from her anal orifice while
simultaneously ramming a steel wire brush of jumbo girth in and out of her dry
and crusty vagina, all the while slowly pulling tight a sheet of cellophane wrapped
around her head and face suffocating her until she's dead.

meh. shit in one hand; want in the other... see which one fills up first. 

Miscreant 46 2 said:

It's real people, but I almost always suspect them of being dramatic for the camera.
The rumors are that no one ever has to pay out of pocket anyway. That stuff is covered by the TV show, so there is really nothing to lose by going on.

Both parties are paid to be on the show, but the rulings are real and binding so you can still end up paying out of pocket. My friend's white trash cousin was on the show a couple months back being sued by her mother, we greatly enjoyed talking shit about her the whole time. 

mediaphile said:

The defendant was giving off a homosexual techno viking vibe, but minus the techno, warrior physique, and awesome pneumatic dancing.

FTF PowerWindows...more.

also

Bipolar Wookiee said:

A whole bunch of stuff.

And terrified me. 

Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun. Her music career is probably at the bottom of the ocean.