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Ayyo, Insane Clown Posse be droppin' the mad cable news flava, bitch.

By: Bubba | Mar 2nd, 2010 (12:49 AM) | Thanks: MiggetyMike

[Comments (45)]

Comments
Zombie Reagan - A Real American Hero
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (12:54 AM)
1
Not funny. 
mattrmcg isn't exactly Delta Iota Kappa material
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (12:57 AM)
2
They still exist?!?! 
eAS y m Id GeT IS YELLING FROM NOW ON
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (12:58 AM)
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ZombieReagan said:

Not funny.


this hits close to home. 
GeckoSethGecko will return to lurking after these words from our sponsors
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (1:18 AM)
4
God, I love those guys. Not enough to hang out in the park with a bunch of douches wearing black and face paint, though. It's crazy the following they have created. 
Psydewayz knows of 386 ways to skin a cat
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (1:24 AM)
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oh c'mon, you can't tell me you didn't at least snicker when Murder Bitch came on. 
reno fly like paper get high like planes
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (1:27 AM)
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hahahahah watch the response from the guy whose pic they used

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZvBHlxkiIM

this guy can't be real 
eAS y m Id GeT IS YELLING FROM NOW ON
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (1:31 AM)
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i didn't even know those tools still existed. i thought they died out when Fred Durst died of a meth overdose in '98. 
Ravyn Wiald himself!
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (1:53 AM)
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reno said:

hahahahah watch the response from the guy whose pic they used

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZvBHlxkiIM

this guy can't be real


Straight dirty clown love straight dirty clowwwwn. 
CalvinHobbes - there's treasure everywhere
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (2:21 AM)
9
this guy can't be isn't real


_____

That was entertaining.
I liked the soap opera commercial break. 
mediaphile
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (2:40 AM)
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That was a fuckin' pleasure. 
Mindfury wants you to hit it and quit it
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (2:42 AM)
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If you don't see this, and the related fat guy response, as parody, there is no hope for you.

The soap opera was glorious. 
Mongol - according to Ted "Theodore" Logan, he ruled China.
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (3:18 AM)
12
A hatchet with your dick's name on it...

/saved 
jimmy lasers - he's a shiny boy
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (6:41 AM)
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Don't get it. 
jblums
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (8:29 AM)
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I thought it was hilarious. I also think the album "The Great Milenko" is awesome even though I dont much care for their other stuff. 
softest voice needs to get SERIOUS!!!
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (8:43 AM)
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Oh god can't help it LMAO @ "Glenn Beck's Dope-Ass Newsocaust" LOLOLOL 
Enohead doesn't know, doesn't care
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (10:24 AM)
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These guys clearly don't take themselves as seriously as their fans do. 
pongobongo
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (10:39 AM)
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Someone told me these guys came out as being 'really into god' and revealed their music was secretly christian themed, and I kind of assumed that would have disillusioned the "juggalos". What does a group have to do to lose it's fans these days?!

(Maybe whoever told me that was just full of crap though...) 
scubaduba enjoys scuba snax
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (10:50 AM)
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Gotta love the name Hercules Pussyfiend 
stuka69
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (10:55 AM)
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lame 
Enohead doesn't know, doesn't care
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (11:34 AM)
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pongobongo said:

Someone told me these guys came out as being 'really into god' and revealed their music was secretly christian themed, and I kind of assumed that would have disillusioned the "juggalos". What does a group have to do to lose it's fans these days?!

(Maybe whoever told me that was just full of crap though...)


Did you know that Alice Cooper once ate shit on stage?
Also, they pumped 10 quarts of semen from Rod Stewart's stomach.

It's true. 
disco biscuit tried playing catch with Stevie Wonder one time. That didn't go well.
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (11:37 AM)
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This was surprisingly hilarious for a one-joke schtick. 
russxl OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (11:59 AM)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei5yJwCXjII
This is Ohio baby. State that I love. 
russxl OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (12:00 PM)
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softest voice needs to get SERIOUS!!!
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (12:24 PM)
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Oh. God. 
Albacore
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (12:48 PM)
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softest voice needs to get SERIOUS!!!
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (12:53 PM)
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please stop...it sucks, being shown just how low humanity can sink. 
JDH annan [Mayor]
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (1:15 PM)
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Shit's fucked up Hospital! lol 
airdrummer wants his MILF and cookies
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (1:20 PM)
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ok, is this supposed to be funny?

because no, it is NOT funny

Americans have no self respect, in Brazil we would arrest all this people who likes to make mockary of the major politics to make the government look like dumb weak
Stop this jokes Americans or Brazil will invade US to stop this madness and arrest all those communists evil clowns to fix America


hahaha...wtf? 
scrums is ready, so come on and break the door down
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (2:44 PM)
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don't use the tags if you're not going to use the correct one. 
IG88 will hunt your bounty
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (3:09 PM)
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scrums said:

don't use the tags if you're not going to use the correct one.


Fat, nasty tits doesn't constitute NSFW?

HURP DE DURP DURP! 
arothman sees your fail and raises you +3 internets
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (5:07 PM)
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1) Muderbitch is hot
2) Hercules B. Pussyfiend made me lol
3) I have no clue what a juggalo is.
4) This < Onion, but > SNL.
5) Backwash? 
SchitBox is a box... with... IN iT
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (5:12 PM)
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I LOL'd . Something about face paint makes me laugh. 
Cambot
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (6:16 PM)
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I like the news ticker on the bottom... "SLIPKNOT... GAY, FAGS OR GAY FAGS? VOTE IN OUR ONLINE POLL." 
MiggetyMike - OUT OF NOWHERE!
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (6:35 PM)
34
haha hadn't seen that in the ticker.

i'm amused at the amount of fazers believe this to have been produced by actual juggalos and/or icp themselves. 
Turkishjade
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (8:10 PM)
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MiggetyMike said:

haha hadn't seen that in the ticker.

i'm amused at the amount of fazers believe this to have been produced by actual juggalos and/or icp themselves.


Exactly, they were way to eloquent to be "down with ICP." I laughed when I saw this link because my wife was watching Law and Order yesterday and I walked by and heard some guy say "Fuck all 53 States" which is the only bit of lyrics I remember from any ICP song.

But, you know... to each their own. 
speed006 - now with half the calories of regular amphetamines!
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (8:22 PM)
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100% WIN!!! 
DeportFrostbaks abhors this Wesley-heavy episode
 
Mar 2nd, 2010 (11:49 PM)
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scubaduba said:

Gotta love the name Hercules Pussyfiend


That's Doctor Hercules Pussyfiend of the Psychocrat party. Give respect, he may have a PHD.

This was amazing. I hate ICP so much and this is perfect. 
masterblaster ain't got no shame!
 
Mar 3rd, 2010 (12:05 AM)
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I got a hatchet with your dicks name on it.

so. stealing. this. 
Cream Soda - Sgt. Cream Soda, Esq., if you're nasty
 
Mar 3rd, 2010 (7:02 AM)
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arothman said:

1) Muderbitch is hot

She's also the chick in this 
Albacore
 
Mar 3rd, 2010 (7:49 AM)
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scrums said:

don't use the tags if you're not going to use the correct one.


lighten up Francis 
Harvey Danger tut dir gut
 
Mar 3rd, 2010 (10:21 AM)
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DeportFrostbaks said:

That's Doctor Hercules Pussyfiend of the Psychocrat party. Give respect, he may have a PHD.

This was amazing. I hate ICP so much and this is perfect.


Dudes.

It's DR. HERCULEEZ B. PUSSYFIEND, MUHFUKKAS.

I also liked Krazee Thugg Nutz.

That was extremely lol-worthy. 
Atharaenea needs a tagline to be cool
 
Mar 3rd, 2010 (10:47 AM)
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That was surprisingly well done and funnier than I thought it would be. 
russxl OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
 
Mar 3rd, 2010 (11:42 AM)
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Holy shit. Better than the top link imo. 
Oznog
 
Mar 5th, 2010 (1:27 AM)
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This is should be like an extra on the "Special Edition" Idiocracy DVD. 
xbosondecay didn't brush his bosons well enough
 
Mar 8th, 2010 (3:28 AM)
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This makes me miss living in Detroit. 
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