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The patient's voice is rather effeminate, both before and after. 

"Just...totally broke your balls."

Win. 

That was great. 

All of those videos rocked. +5 Webs of Folly for Nathan Bloch! 

Epic win! 

Come hither little panda bear.

 

Ask Your Doctor 

"Ass-eyes"

awesome. 

I literally just tested out telling my wife to shut up or I'd kick her in the tits.

Results may vary. 

Yay for Testemax! 

/gets script 

So when i call for this shit, I, uhm, I gotta give my name and address? I need a P.O Box. 

" The devil's red curly hair " Nice! 

Wow, but would my health insurance cover these? 

haha

it made fun of gingers 

"Republican Test" is good, too. great site! 

Bwaaaaahahahahaha. You shut your bitch mouth or I swear, I will kick you in the fuckin' tits! 

"Broke your balls"?

No, she busted his balls. Nobody "breaks your balls". That's just stupid. 

Everyone ever disagrees with you. hth 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8pU4bV2TYA#t=1m09s
Also, see every mafia movie ever made. 

Yeah I guess ju66l3r never saw any episodes of The Sopranos. 

I don't know if you're making a joke or not, but to dismiss the usage of "breakin' balls" as "just stupid" but defend "busting balls" (arguably a less popular pattern) is what i was criticizing as a linguistic mistake. 

AND DON' FORGET IT!

russxl IS SRS BZNS!

GODDAMNIT! 

"Hans Bwix, you bweakin' my bawws! You bweakin my bawws, Hans Bwix!" 

No way that's a Nintendo commercial!!!!! hahahahhaha 

"busting my balls" - 1.8 million hits

"breaking my balls" - 157 thousand hits

Yeah...SO much more popular, I don't know what I'm talking about at all. 

I bust out laughing at "How long until I'm the verbally abusive one?"

Thanks Fazed! 

ju66l3r said:

"busting my balls" - 1.8 million hits

"breaking my balls" - 157 thousand hits

Yeah...SO much more popular, I don't know what I'm talking about at all.

Alternatively please search for "breaking your balls" vs. "busting your balls" - the pattern used in the video - for a different perspective. Please can we end this stupid, stupid argument. 

russxl said:

Alternatively please search for "breaking your balls" vs. "busting your balls" - the pattern used in the video - for a different perspective. Please can we end this stupid, stupid argument.

Crushed. Fucking crushed.

For those that didn't bother checking, it was -
23,900,000 for breaking your balls
379,000 for busting your balls 

IG88 said:

Crushed. Fucking crushed.

For those that didn't bother checking, it was -
23,900,000 for breaking your balls
379,000 for busting your balls

If you don't put quotes around the phrase, then you also counted all of the pages that simply talk about breaking and may (or may not) have 'your' and 'balls' on the page somewhere else completely out of context or not. Baseball fans talking about breaking ball pitching are going to influence your results *just a tad*.

"breaking your balls - 27,100
"busting your balls - 8680

Wow. Devastating. So, millions vs thousands...or about 3x thousands more for your claim. Goal differential between the two games still pretty solidly in my court. 

This is the gayest comment thread I've ever read on Fazed.

Way to go, guys.

Way to go, me. 

CalvinHobbes said:

This is the gayest comment thread I've ever read on Fazed.

Testicles. 

ju66l3r said:

If you don't put quotes around the phrase, then you also counted all of the pages that simply talk about breaking and may (or may not) have 'your' and 'balls' on the page somewhere else completely out of context or not. Baseball fans talking about breaking ball pitching are going to influence your results *just a tad*.

"breaking your balls - 27,100
"busting your balls - 8680

Wow. Devastating. So, millions vs thousands...or about 3x thousands more for your claim. Goal differential between the two games still pretty solidly in my court.

CRRUUUUUUUUUUUSSHHHHHHHEDDDDDDD!!! 

Jesus fucking CHRIST ju66l3r, woudja quit BREAKIN MY BALLS HERE?!?!? 

In an attempt to end this debate, i shall try and bring it back into context.

Last i checked, when your girls "busts" your balls, it usually ends with your semen in or around her. (See also: "Bust a nut") This, i think, is a good thing.

So in context of the video, i think having your balls broken is a far worse predicament. 

xxJoshiexx said:

In an attempt to end this debate (...)

Wait. This is an actual debate?

Shenanigans. 

IG88 said:

Wait. This is an actual debate?

Shenanigans.

News to me.

You know...because it was over as soon as I got involved. 

ju66l3r said:

News to me.

You know... because I started it and nobody else is taking it seriously.

Yup. 

IG88 said:

I suck cock for a living.

Don't worry, we already knew.

Editing someone's quote...what is this? 1994 newsgroups on the USENET? 

Welcome to the internet, champ. Might I recommend finding the definition of "FTFY" before continuing? Then order yourself some Testemax™.

You're so cute when you're flailing desperately in a failed attempt to save face. 

The link posted prior to these respective comments is quite humorous and bully I must say; so has it sought my approval so has it received. 

People need to use the word "bully" in that context more often. It's quite delightful. 

IG88 said:

People need to use the word "bully" in that context more often. It's quite delightful.

FTFY.

See ju66l3r? That's how that works. 

Oh fuck, strike through "in" too, and then that's how that works. 

mediaphile said:

Oh fuck, strike through "in" too, and then that's how that works.

Well, I sure learned my lesson for the day. Gee, thanks! 

The Scarface script said:

All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one

Tony Montana > ju66l3r 

Goodfellas said:

Tommy DeVito: Just don't go busting my balls, Billy, okay?
Billy Batts: Hey, Tommy, if I was gonna break your balls, I'd tell you to go home and get your shine box.

Goodfellas > Scarface.

But NOW who's side am I on!?

The Shadow knows...