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AxeCop

Written by a 5 year old, drawn by his 29 year old brother.

By: Bubba | Feb 25th, 2010 (6:12 PM)

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Harvey Danger tut dir gut
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (6:19 PM)
1
This is amazing. 
IG88 will hunt your bounty
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (6:21 PM)
2
Someone call Hollywood. I demand a movie of this. 
CHUNDERBOT CHUNDERBOT CHUNDERBOT CHUNDERBOT CHUNDERBOT CHUNDERBOT CHUNDERBOT
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (6:32 PM)
3
Awesome. 
PinksBlackJack
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (6:42 PM)
4
Yes. 
wowow
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (6:43 PM)
5
I more amazed that their parents were still "doing it" after 24 years of marriage. 
reno fly like paper get high like planes
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (6:45 PM)
6
frontpaged yesssss 
Slothboy is lazier than you
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (6:46 PM)
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I have seen a lot of stuff on the internet. Some of it is good, most of it isn't. There are a few things which are awesome. There are even fewer that go so far beyond awesome that there isn't a name for them.

There is a name for them now.

Axe Cop. 
bump Don't shoot me, I'm only the animator
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (6:50 PM)
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Surely we cannot be drawn into the spell of both EBM AND Axe Cop in the same week...

/mops brow
//is also very impressed by both the content and execution of this... 
scantron
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (6:54 PM)
9
tears, falling from my eyes. 
pongobongo
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (6:59 PM)
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As obnoxious as it may be I feel the need to bold and italicize this. GOD DAMN THIS IS FUCKING REALLY FUCKING AMAZING.

I haven't laughed this hard in some time. 
Pizzahell
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (7:10 PM)
11
Instant Classic! Love it!

Wolfer became Vampire Wolfer and he and could turn into a werewolf, bite off a guy's head, turn into a vampire, then suck all the blood!!

Awesome! 
DREW ALMIGHTY knows your type
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (7:12 PM)
12
Chinese stars that were shaped like moons....

AND EXPLODED! 
pongobongo
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (7:17 PM)
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and the tree sang really annoying songs. 
reno fly like paper get high like planes
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (7:18 PM)
14
BUBBA
I WANT CREDIT
I WANT MY PETTY CREDIT

(now that it's been received well anyway) 
chronophile
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (7:18 PM)
15
So much awesomeness, in one location. Hot damn!
I foresee the coming of many new internet memes from this 
Bipolar Wookiee - Taglines? We don't need no stinking taglines!
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (8:09 PM)
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heinzeketchum - 57 Varieties
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (8:37 PM)
17
amazing, read the whole thing. 
OhAces - I need entertainment
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (8:40 PM)
18
plus 2000 Million More! 
tallscot75 - kilty as charged
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (9:18 PM)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtOX_O_NKHY

The Axe Cop movie trailer (fake, but still awesome). 
Cambot
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (9:31 PM)
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Flute Cop is so godddamned BADASS. 
Bunker built Danny Carey. 43 times.
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (10:24 PM)
21
that's one educated 5 year old. 
DrNebuloso
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (10:42 PM)
22
This is why the internet was created. There is to much greatness in this site. 
Cream Soda - Sgt. Cream Soda, Esq., if you're nasty
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (10:49 PM)
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Bubba - doesn't like you either!
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (10:53 PM)
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reno said:

BUBBA
I WANT CREDIT
I WANT MY PETTY CREDIT

(now that it's been received well anyway)


Nope. This one was all mine. 
rev_zeolite if you fear death, kill yourself; once done you become deathless
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (11:06 PM)
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Are all kids on acid? 
Schwingzilla
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (11:12 PM)
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Yeah, I also submitted this. approximately two weeks ago. It was linked by Dinosaur Comics. I imagine a few people did. 
AngryPirate has had it up to here with midgets (here = my knees)
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (11:13 PM)
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rev_zeolite said:

Are all kids on acid?


Only the cool ones. Want a tab? 
reno fly like paper get high like planes
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (11:18 PM)
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alright bubba...
but can i sign up for your team when you go to fight dinosaurs

man that first episode was amazing 
Monkopotamus - he truly is the Lord of the Winos
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (11:31 PM)
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rev_zeolite said:

Are all kids on acid?


Over diner I got to hear a kid tell someone that he was going to trap them in a mouse.
And then he went into great detail of how he could bring such a thing into being. 
KNW
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (11:36 PM)
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It's actually more coherent than most webcomics written by adults... 
russxl OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (11:42 PM)
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In a similar vein, Lowtax's daughter served as the inspiration for a couple of neat flash cartoons recently.
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/dora-jesus-cartoon.php 
JT Wood - NOT the "whiteman's bitch"
 
Feb 26th, 2010 (12:15 AM)
32
i am so happy right now 
rev_zeolite if you fear death, kill yourself; once done you become deathless
 
Feb 26th, 2010 (12:20 AM)
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Yup, they're all on drugs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCQZvLPIiVo 
so it goes and you're the only one who knows
 
Feb 26th, 2010 (12:48 AM)
34
this fucking rules. 
branflakes0909 is a Gay
 
Feb 26th, 2010 (2:14 AM)
35
deserves the CUTE tag 
CalvinHobbes - there's treasure everywhere
 
Feb 26th, 2010 (3:42 AM)
36
That was extremely awesome.

It reminded me of the crazy stories I used to make up as a kid,
only this was like 1000x more bad ass.

Love it. 
mediaphile
 
Feb 26th, 2010 (5:10 AM)
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This is the only reason I like kids, and it's only when they're this age, because they are all super retarded and high as fuck on acid, and that is an awesome combination for hilarity. 
Yyz - I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
 
Feb 26th, 2010 (5:47 AM)
38
This is gloriously epic. Bad ass to the core! 
moondo
 
Feb 26th, 2010 (7:20 AM)
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i'm at work in the office and i thought i could refrain from laughing... but this was too much. couldn't stop laughing. 
Oafah
 
Feb 26th, 2010 (8:14 AM)
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wowow said:

I more amazed that their parents were still "doing it" after 24 years of marriage.


With other people, perhaps? Brothers can half-brothers. Or ninja werewolf vampire brothers. 
Mat the Wad
 
Feb 26th, 2010 (8:47 AM)
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Great idea. I wonder how things will change when the kid grows up. 
Deathcap - it's better to remain quiet and be thought a fool, than to post like a noob and get banned
 
Feb 26th, 2010 (9:45 AM)
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I think it's the perfect combination of little kid coming up with crazy ideas, and a mature artist to polish the ideas in actual comics. This could definitely turn into an adult swim series. Get Seth Green on this. 
Snooj finally figured out how to get a tagline
 
Feb 26th, 2010 (10:42 AM)
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This makes me sad becuase my kid and I have done this exact same thing buy I cannot draw for shit. 
Siurana is Henry Gale, from Minnesota
 
Feb 26th, 2010 (11:40 AM)
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Nothing very interesting to say, wanted to add my "Fuck yes" to the mix. 
ToddiusZho is meeting strange food, eating strange women
 
Feb 26th, 2010 (12:00 PM)
45
The guy who does Teh Gladiators should read this and drown in his own tears of mediocrity, bested by a 5 year old. 
Siurana is Henry Gale, from Minnesota
 
Feb 26th, 2010 (12:02 PM)
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Also, the other SA one, because russ's link made me cry laughing.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/dora-gets-fat.php 
RobDob is not the Rob you are looking for
 
Feb 26th, 2010 (1:05 PM)
47
When will Axe cop chop EBM's head off? 
ButtChunkLove
 
Feb 26th, 2010 (1:46 PM)
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BUT MY GUN EVEN HAS A FLASHLIGHT.

This is like, the funniest line I have ever read. Poor telescope gun cop. 
reoiv - it rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!
 
Feb 26th, 2010 (2:31 PM)
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ButtChunkLove said:

BUT MY GUN EVEN HAS A FLASHLIGHT.

This is like, the funniest line I have ever read. Poor telescope gun cop.


That guy is a murderer he KILLED Axe Cop's mom and dad! They were right to not trust him. 
Stealthmode I'm in it now
 
Feb 26th, 2010 (5:44 PM)
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ButtChunkLove said:

BUT MY GUN EVEN HAS A FLASHLIGHT.

This is like, the funniest line I have ever read. Poor telescope gun cop.


I enjoyed "I wish to be dinosaur solider again....... and for EVERY WEAPON"

God that is awesome 
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