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Pose for the supposedly surreptitious cameraman? 

Kind of a fake looking blow job smile.. 

thats how i smile when your mom does it. 

no

fucking

way

now those are great pics 

It'd be great if what we assume is actually what happened.

...and if she weren't wearing pants anything, of course. 

One million dollars for a wedding band? Fuck that 

Isnt she like, 12? 

millsy said:

Isnt she like, 12?

She's more like 14, because it went all the way to the back of my throat. 

IMDB says September '87...
Which would make her 22.

Oafah said:

She's more like 14, because it went all the way to the back of my throat.

Just to clarify, your saying she has a penis and you sucked it.
Right? Is that what's going on here? 

That's my saying. 

Tehamazing said:

Just to clarify, your saying she has a penis and you sucked it. Right? Is that what's going on here?

At least he said his name was Hilary duff. He's lost a lot of weight in those pictures, and seems to have grown small but pleasantly shaped breasts. 

CalvinHobbes said:

That's my saying.

What the hell is he talking...
oh.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

 

On a related note: Anne Hathaway is friendly.

Also, if you've never heard of WWTDD, you should subscribe. 

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/lorenjlemos/clap-1.gif 

mediaphile said:

On a related note: Anne Hathaway is friendly.

Unless that dude's dick comes out north of his belly button, she aint sucking anything in those pics. 

did he write that out in a hurry on his way out the door? 

capncrunch said:

Unless that dude's dick comes out north of his belly button, she aint sucking anything in those pics.

Maybe she's sleepy... 

C'mon you guys. She's Hillary Duff! A Nickelodeon Kids Choice Award winner. The
quintessential unsullied woman-child celebrity tv star made up of wholesome
American morals and values as dictated by Walt Disney Inc. Someone your teen
and tween daughters can idolize and emulate without fear that they'll end up
becoming just another one of those whorish drug addicted slobs that never
douches, with herpes simplex and a feverish gout.

She's just giving her man a belly button blooper. 

I was thinking, how funny would it be if she was just blowing raspberries on his stomach? It would explain the goofy look on his face, and would make the incriminating photo just that much more out of context.

/I'd still rather believe that she's got a mouth full of sausage because I love watching people blow up their lives on film. 

Slore tag? "Incriminating"? Really? It's her fiance in a private setting, not some homeless drug addict in a 7-11 parking lot. 

A hockey box is a private setting? Whoa...I don't feel so guilty for getting a handy in the college parking lot now! 

Earth Worm said:

Slore tag? "Incriminating"? Really? It's her fiance in a private setting, not some homeless drug addict in a 7-11 parking lot.

When you're able to post things, you can use any tag you want.

When you submit things, you can offer any text you'd like for use as the header. If it's good (or if I'm too tired to be clever), it'll get used. 

I'm just relieved that there is now evidence that she it, after all, human. 

if it were really a BJ, there would be more than 1 picture of it 

JDH annan said:

if it were really a BJ, there would be more than 1 picture of it

Yeah, like her going to spit it into the sink while holding a hand over her mouth and the guy sitting with his hands behind his head and a shit eating grin on his face with his eyes closed.

Runon that bitches. 

what a good girl 

I guess the ring was a real head-turner. 

cmthe4th said:

I guess the ring was a real head-turner.

HeyOh!!! 

There is a third person in the pictures of Hathaway and her man. This casts serious doubt. 

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/hot-gallery/wake-up-with-daniela-freitas/ ....OMG, are they real?? 

redly1 said:

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/hot-gallery/wake-up-with-daniela-freitas/ ....OMG, are they real??

Totally unrelated, but I approve wholeheartedly. 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/mikemohr/duffdogdome.jpg

Courtesy of MiggetyMike from the slorum.
Dog pic, for reference. 

http://tinyurl.com/yc4ao4m

That's a big rock 

One million dollars for a wedding band blow job? Fuck that

 

Raspberries!!! AAAaahpppppbbbbttbtbtbtttttttt- 

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2010/02/0223%20Hilary%20Proposal/gallery_ main/gallery_main-0223_hilary_proposal_03.jpg

know what I realized... are those fucking hospital beds? 

Earth Worm said:

Slore tag? "Incriminating"? Really? It's her fiance in a private setting, not some homeless drug addict in a 7-11 parking lot.

You just passed the wingman academy, wear your wings with pride soldier! 

*note

No offense Bubba, without you I could not fill the 9-5 slot at work! 

hes hot 

Spoiler:

She spits

 

So, this isn't about Springfield's sports arena? 

to add to the debate of her purity.....hey, at least one could surmise that she can still wear a white dress at the wedding...
/BJ's aren't sex, right 

CalvinHobbes said:

Dog pic, for reference.

That dog has people eyes!! 

I hate to ruin it but she could just be crying in his lap... I mean she's a celebrity and she's out in the open. No one's that stupid. Even I pull the blinds shut when I'm gettin it on. 

Some girls wanna be boys. Just be happy with your vaganas. 

Makoto said:

I hate to ruin it but she could just be crying in his lap... I mean she's a celebrity and she's out in the open. No one's that stupid. Even I pull the blinds shut when I'm gettin it on.

You've seen the internet, right? Starring an ensemble cast of Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and Pamela Anderson, directed by Kevin Smith? 

i want to believe this. so badly. 

CalvinHobbes said:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/mikemohr/duffdogdome.jpg

Courtesy of MiggetyMike from the slorum.
Dog pic, for reference.

Well, it IS his birthday.