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Guaranteed to Get Zero Clicks

Don't just shorten your URL, make it suspicious and frightening.

By: Bubba | Feb 25th, 2010 (2:44 AM) | Thanks: MiggetyMike

[Comments (23)]

Comments

eAS y m Id GeT IS YELLING FROM NOW ON

Feb 25th, 2010 (2:53 AM)

1

OH MAN THIS IS BRILLIANT!

cih

Feb 25th, 2010 (2:54 AM)

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I am Rick Rolling EVERYONE !

..again

CalvinHobbes - there's treasure everywhere

Feb 25th, 2010 (3:27 AM)

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That's not so menacing. :-/

branflakes0909 is a Gay

Feb 25th, 2010 (4:25 AM)

4

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MANHUNTER

wiggie waggie wasn't fuzzy was he?

Feb 25th, 2010 (5:28 AM)

5

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now that's what i'm talkin' 'bout

mediaphile

Feb 25th, 2010 (5:45 AM)

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wiggie waggie said:

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now that's what i'm talkin' 'bout

WHY DOES MY PROFILE HAVE TO BE THE ANIMAL PRON LINK. Nah just kidding, good effort though.

Cambot

Feb 25th, 2010 (9:17 AM)

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Recluse is not a spider

Feb 25th, 2010 (11:29 AM)

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Stubble thinks soup is mmm mmm good!

Feb 25th, 2010 (11:47 AM)

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SWEET!

KNW

Feb 25th, 2010 (1:23 PM)

10

Wow. I'm using this every time I mail a link to someone. :)

Earth Worm and Fire

Feb 25th, 2010 (2:01 PM)

11

hhahahahah
http://5z8.info/malicious-cookie_h9w3t_how-to-skin-a-gerbil

OhAces - I need entertainment

Feb 25th, 2010 (4:33 PM)

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OhAces - I need entertainment

Feb 25th, 2010 (4:33 PM)

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cr00k lurks in the shadows

Feb 25th, 2010 (5:57 PM)

14

Heh, Brilliant indeed.

OhSnapDragons - because thats how you get ants

Feb 25th, 2010 (9:05 PM)

15

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this was at the bottom thought i would share the awesomeness with all of you

AngryPirate has had it up to here with midgets (here = my knees)

Feb 25th, 2010 (11:36 PM)

16

This is pretty awesome.

Embroisured

Feb 25th, 2010 (11:55 PM)

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eAS y m Id GeT IS YELLING FROM NOW ON

Feb 26th, 2010 (12:09 AM)

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Embroisured said:

http://5z8.info/_init_download_h7v7w_ip-stealer

THAT IS DISGUSTING!!!

arothman sees your fail and raises you +3 internets

Feb 26th, 2010 (8:00 AM)

19

eAS y m Id GeT said:

OH MAN THIS IS BRILLIANT!

What he said.

PoopNinja knows funky

Feb 26th, 2010 (6:26 PM)

20

I love this! Changing all my URLs to confuse my girlfriend...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boobfart

Catalyst

Feb 27th, 2010 (4:58 PM)

21

am i the only one who saw "guaranteed to get zero chicks" there initially?

Jayzon and ze Argonauts

Mar 2nd, 2010 (12:25 PM)

22

Catalyst said:

am i the only one who saw "guaranteed to get zero chicks" there initially?

I think that goes without saying...

Cjack Burnsburg

Mar 3rd, 2010 (6:38 PM)

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wiggie waggie said:

http://5z8.info/aryanbr0ther00d_n1v8d_freeanimalporn.com-start-download

now that's what i'm talkin' 'bout

WTF? Ha, randomly clicked on this and was confused as shit as to why my profile kept popping up.

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