OH SNAP!
BARACK OBAMA MOTHAF***A
God, I can only pray that this was a true story, because it's epic.
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I wish folks like this could become slaves... then they might be useful.
wtf, He's an alright actor.
Shrug. Aside from the comments on YouTube saying it's fake, I was convinced when he talked about the rich guy driving up and trying to "lowball" him with $25 for the "$50 desk" and then him saying, "So I took $27." Classic comedy routine right there. I think if he would have said something like $45, I wouldn't have been tipped off.
Awww, what's in the box?!
survival said:
Awww, what's in the box?!
Awww, what's in the box?!
Don't look in the box.
Like a sack full of roast beef sandwich.
Did he really refer to himself as Squeezy Jibbs?
we settled on $27. i lost it there.
Rich guy in a camero, ahahahaha.
so how did he get arrested? and this Jacob sounds like a fine outstanding citizen
Fredryk Phox is getting old.
an epic fail that is so full of win it's amazing, (although blatant bollox) though i wonder would it all have been ok if he had a girls name. jacob lol
I watched two of his other shorter vids and they are funnier.
http://www.youtube.com/user/ChAinHanGlOw69#p/a/u/2/bqIRQ26r_Hg
http://www.youtube.com/user/ChAinHanGlOw69#p/u/1/94vDOa8Nhng
http://www.youtube.com/user/ChAinHanGlOw69#p/a/u/2/bqIRQ26r_Hg
http://www.youtube.com/user/ChAinHanGlOw69#p/u/1/94vDOa8Nhng
Sqweezy livin' out his car:
http://www.youtube.com/user/ChAinHanGlOw69#p/u/27/1wAoB1mTMSg
http://www.youtube.com/user/ChAinHanGlOw69#p/u/27/1wAoB1mTMSg
This would be mildly funny if it was 3 minutes shorter, and he said fuck about 300 fewer times.
I knew I recognised him but couldn't place it for ages...
Then it hit me - I'm sure it's Christopher Titus.
No wonder I found it so funny.. that show was awesome.
Then it hit me - I'm sure it's Christopher Titus.
No wonder I found it so funny.. that show was awesome.
Hahaha normally I can't make it thru these things but that was awesome
nope...
I knew it, it always has something to do with Jacob. He'll never get off the island.
Paetrw said:
wtf, He's an alright actor.
wtf, He's an alright actor.
You are wrong.
i was enthralled
J-Roc? Where's Tyrone??
This is the best thing i've heard all day. Mother of christ.
Slut said:
J-Roc? Where's Tyrone??
J-Roc? Where's Tyrone??
yeah this instantly reminded me of jono / tpb's
j-roc is more convincing!
epic? doesnt this happen to everyone at strip clubs?
Identity One said:
I knew I recognised him but couldn't place it for ages...
Then it hit me - I'm sure it's Christopher Titus.
No wonder I found it so funny.. that show was awesome.
I knew I recognised him but couldn't place it for ages...
Then it hit me - I'm sure it's Christopher Titus.
No wonder I found it so funny.. that show was awesome.
Have a look at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP1kKcZtnkQ#t=1m39s
vs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94vDOa8Nhng#t=1m13s
Same guy?
Hmmmmmmm, I don't get it. "Barack Obama Mother ****er!" seems like the punchline, but why is it funny?
If he punched the bouncer and said it like ' we gotta black president now I can get head from a dude whatever!" I could see how that was funny, but how does punching the stripperMANhoe work with yellin that. SHOW ME THE FUNNY T.T
If he punched the bouncer and said it like ' we gotta black president now I can get head from a dude whatever!" I could see how that was funny, but how does punching the stripperMANhoe work with yellin that. SHOW ME THE FUNNY T.T
I'm finding it really hard to fap to this.
looks like he became wrath. probably because the bouncer envied him.
Jacob wins.
Jacob wins.
Hmmmmmmm, I don't get it. "Barack Obama Mother ****er!" seems like the punchline, but why is it funny?
It's funny because it's a non-sequitur.
Why in the world would anyone shout that right there?
It seems like a very "thug gangsta" thing to say,
and something his loser wannabe character would say in such a situation as a power phrase.
Heh, to put it quite crassly, I think that "Barack Obama!" is the new ghetto "Shazam!"
It ain't easy being skweezy. What a bum.
"I grabbed a handful of penis."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
This bit isn't too bad. I know some guys who are the toned down version of this. Awesome.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
This bit isn't too bad. I know some guys who are the toned down version of this. Awesome.
Inspired by Fatlip?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exT-1cYFHzM
Some of this story even made it into a Pharcyde song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exT-1cYFHzM
Some of this story even made it into a Pharcyde song.
What timecode do I skip to for the funny part?
total skillet face
arothman said:
What timecode do I skip to for the funny part?
What timecode do I skip to for the funny part?
Check out this other Skweezy car vid:
http://www.youtube.com/user/ChAinHanGlOw69#p/u/27/1wAoB1mTMSg
See timecodes:
3:17 "What's in Sqweezy's trunk"
and 7:17 "Pullin' up on a pack of hoes"
That's some funny shit right there.
hahaha handfulla penis
I didn't see the funny at first, but as it went on, it's the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
"Jacob?? WTF?? It don't even have a woman's name???"
"Jacob?? WTF?? It don't even have a woman's name???"
You gotta watch his other videos, they're way better. This guy is awesome.
Holy shit that was funny.
It make me sad that it only has like 5000 views, I would definitely add that to the list of things everyone should see on the internet.
It make me sad that it only has like 5000 views, I would definitely add that to the list of things everyone should see on the internet.
Hahahahah!
"So like...the first thing you gotta do when you lookin for hoes is you got to actually...look for hoes."
High philosophy, liberal feeling, abstruse metaphysics popularly phrased, soaring speculation, a style as many-coloured as the theme, yet always good, and often admirable; fertile fancy, ingenious construction, playful learning, and an unusual power of enchaining the interest, and rising to the verge of the sublime, without overpassing that narrow boundary which plunges the ambitious penman into the ridiculous; all these are possessed by Herman Melville, and exemplified in these volumes. --London Morning Advertiser, October 24 1851
I'm pretty sure the London Morning Advertiser had a time machine....and they spelled Skweezy's name wrong.
itsnick said:
I'm finding it really hard to fap to this.
I'm finding it really hard to fap to this.
Let me help you a bit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWRi0s2ofHw#t=0m13s
http://www.youtube.com/user/ChAinHanGlOw69#p/a/u/2/bqIRQ26r_Hg
FUCKING CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE WITH MORONS
FUCKING CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE WITH MORONS
Man, it sure didn't take Kevin Bacon very long to fall from grace after his recent emmy win.
What he should've said at the end was "he could be a chinaman, I don't care."
"Barack Obama Motherfu**er, then I punched him in the face."
Now it makes sense, he did it backward. Time only backs up 10 minutes if you punch them in the face THEN yell "Barack Obama Motherfu**er"
Poor Skweezy. Better luck next time playa.
Now it makes sense, he did it backward. Time only backs up 10 minutes if you punch them in the face THEN yell "Barack Obama Motherfu**er"
Poor Skweezy. Better luck next time playa.
Lame.
I didn't find any joy in that whatsoever.
I didn't find any joy in that whatsoever.
It's like a less real J-Roc.
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