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If You Can't Do the Time, Don't Do the Crime

"There is zero intelligence when you start applying zero tolerance across the board," (juvenile court judge Steven Teske) said. "Stupid and ridiculous things start happening."

By: Bubba | Feb 18th, 2010 (3:45 PM)

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Fox Jeffworthy is pissed that they repo'd my Escalade without letting me take off my rent-to-own rims
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (3:49 PM)
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BITCH LUCKY SHE DIDNT GET THE TAZE, YO 
nigeman is not pronounced like you think it is
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (4:00 PM)
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Some day she'll look back and laugh 
Stealthmode I'm in it now
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (4:07 PM)
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Nanny state scares me. Schools help teach kids how to fail and how to deal with that failure. Being arrested instead of getting a stern talking to breeds fear, not knowledge. 
Develan thinks before he speaks
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (4:10 PM)
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"The heroin pulsing through her veins, she unzipped the Johns pants. She needed the $20 SO badly, and this was the only alternative. The man smelled of sour kraut and week old socks. She wretched. At that very moment she thought back to how it all started. A simple doodle on a desk. Then the shame, the ridicule, how later in life her first moving violation was turned into a felony because of her prior criminal record. She laughed. I deserve this." 
b stabby frets less
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (4:11 PM)
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/pedopost 
so it goes and you're the only one who knows
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (4:21 PM)
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do you think a sour kraut smells anything like sauerkraut? 
Bipolar Wookiee - Taglines? We don't need no stinking taglines!
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (4:23 PM)
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I don't know... but I bet a happy kraut smells like stroodle. 
razor is a master baiter
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (4:24 PM)
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Nope, smells like a German who's beyond his expiration date. 
haxor M AX is not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with him
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (4:37 PM)
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Chico is back in Canadia!
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (4:37 PM)
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she deserved it 
eAS y m Id GeT IS YELLING FROM NOW ON
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (4:59 PM)
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Develan said:

"The heroin pulsing through her veins, she unzipped the Johns pants. She needed the $20 SO badly, and this was the only alternative. The man smelled of sour kraut and week old socks. She wretched. At that very moment she thought back to how it all started. A simple doodle on a desk. Then the shame, the ridicule, how later in life her first moving violation was turned into a felony because of her prior criminal record. She laughed. I deserve this."


well done sir! 
Mr T pities the foo fighters
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (5:02 PM)
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look at that future maid 
Tukka
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (5:09 PM)
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Kenneth Trump, a security expert who founded the National School Safety and Security Services consulting firm, said focusing on security is essential to the safety of other students. He said zero tolerance policies can work if "common sense is applied."

It seems to me that "common sense" is incompatible with a "zero tolerance" policy, because common sense would dictate that some level leniency and tolerance is sometimes appropriate. 
Earth Worm and Fire
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (5:10 PM)
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Hey they mentioned my high school by name. I'm famous! 
ToddiusZho is meeting strange food, eating strange women
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (5:19 PM)
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He said zero tolerance policies can work if "common sense is applied."


Then you'd have a Greater-Than-Zero Tolerance Policy, wouldn't you? 
mediaphile
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (5:24 PM)
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...but I bet she won't draw on her desk again. 
CosmicMonkey is one degree of separation away from Justin Bieber
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (5:43 PM)
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fuck, fuck fuck.
This is EXACTLY what is wrong zero tolerance.
make the bitch stay after school and wash it off.
She'll learn he rlesson better form that than dealing with the police. 
Funklove likes it when you rub his belly
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (6:01 PM)
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Hey, you can't expect people to think! Look at all of the posts on here that show that laws are heading toward the "if person does A, grab card, read sentence," but at least we won't have to consider what would make sense, work, or actually show some mercy to people! 
bFTE a.k.a. "Edward Pukehands"
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (6:25 PM)
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And another extremist seed has been planted; the fruit of a generation. 
ju66l3r knocked out Uwe Boll in the 7th round
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (6:33 PM)
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If You Can't Do the Time, Don't Do the Crime


More like:

If You Can't Raise Your Kids, Someone Else Will And You Probably Won't Like The Solution They Come Up With

Ok, maybe the first one's catchier, but seriously, this all comes down to teachers and principals having to put behavior correction ahead of education because shitty parents breed shitty students. 
Bipolar Wookiee - Taglines? We don't need no stinking taglines!
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (6:52 PM)
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Today it's vandalism by scrawling on the classroom desk with a green marker.

Tomorrow it's tagging fences, walls, buildings, mailboxes, signs, and every other flat surface in the neighborhood.

Book her Danno! 
russxl OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (7:05 PM)
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ju66l3r said:

If You Can't Raise Your Kids, Someone Else Will And You Probably Won't Like The Solution They Come Up With

Parents of student who wrote on desk total failures: details at eleven. 
airdrummer wants his MILF and cookies
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (7:20 PM)
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ju66l3r said:

More like:

If You Can't Raise Your Kids, Someone Else Will And You Probably Won't Like The Solution They Come Up With

Ok, maybe the first one's catchier, but seriously, this all comes down to teachers and principals having to put behavior correction ahead of education because shitty parents breed shitty students.


you're kidding, right? 
mediaphile
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (7:21 PM)
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airdrummer said:

you're kidding, right?


Why would that be a joke? 
b stabby frets less
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (7:26 PM)
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because it's silly 
mediaphile
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (7:51 PM)
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The concept of teaching your children not to do things that have consequences so that they don't have to face those consequences is silly? 
b stabby frets less
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (7:54 PM)
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the idea of taking behavior correction to an absurd extreme is silly.

the idea that even the most attentive and careful parenting can stop children from committing minor, thoughtless trangressions (because they're children) is silly.

the knee jerk, go-to "it's all the parents' fault" is silly. 
nigeman is not pronounced like you think it is
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (8:02 PM)
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Who here can actually say they never drew a penis on a desk at school? 
mediaphile
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (8:09 PM)
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b stabby said:

the idea of taking behavior correction to an absurd extreme is silly.

the idea that even the most attentive and careful parenting can stop children from committing minor, thoughtless trangressions (because they're children) is silly.

the knee jerk, go-to "it's all the parents' fault" is silly.


Oh, I thought we were talking about what ju66l3r said. 
ilikepie
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (8:17 PM)
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I blame the UFT...Wouldn't life a finger to spare the life of any of those sorry balls of pus. 
cheatch
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (8:38 PM)
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Have to prepare the next generation for living in a Police State, how else would you do it? 
m ist er bepp o
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (8:41 PM)
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did you see what OBAMA did? 
BENDER runs on alcohol
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (8:43 PM)
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cheatch said:

Have to prepare the next generation for living in a Police State, how else would you do it?


Pretty much, its already started with DUI:

http://www.duiblog.com/2005/05/09/the-dui-exception-to-the-constitution/ 
skrutinizr 
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (8:43 PM)
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I wrote on desks and was late to school a lot, and I are an engineer now and make a lot -o- money. Let kids be kids. 
J3bu5 is a well-groomed terrapin
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (9:01 PM)
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This is exactly the problem with America, the solution to any social problem is just to throw them in jail. 
millsy
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (10:02 PM)
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rofl, whichever country this happened must be so free it hurts. 
rev_zeolite if you fear death, kill yourself; once done you become deathless
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (10:10 PM)
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Why do I always see so much blame put on the administration? they are only enacting policies that the parents ignorantly push through to make some stupid point like "My daughter goes to a school with a zero tolerance policy on Pokeman" As soon as the helicopter parents stay out of it, this kind of shit will become less of a problem. 
millsy
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (10:11 PM)
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It shouldnt be necessary to have to protect your kids against the possibility of policies like this. 
Amon - I wear pants so you don't have to!
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (11:13 PM)
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"When has justice ever been as simple as a rule book?"

- Commander William T. Riker 
tallscot75 - kilty as charged
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (11:14 PM)
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b stabby, right there with you on that one.

and why is always the people that don't have kids making the argument of "you should have raised your kids better?" that shit's hard to do! Even all the "right" moves and you still might end up with a miscreant.

Although this isn't to deflect responsibility from the parents, because yes, there are a lot of not-so-great parents out there.

Still, it's not just all or nothing; this was a tad extreme for the infraction in question. 
haze STEELERS, BABBY!!!
 
Feb 19th, 2010 (12:23 AM)
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CosmicMonkey said:

make the bitch stay after school and wash it off.
She'll learn he rlesson better form that than dealing with the police.

I agree with the sentiment, but calling her a bitch?
She's only 12 years old, you dumb douche. 
sup3rbiggulp
 
Feb 19th, 2010 (12:24 AM)
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nigeman said:

Who here can actually say they never drew a penis on a desk at school?


I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis. 
eAS y m Id GeT IS YELLING FROM NOW ON
 
Feb 19th, 2010 (1:20 AM)
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what a dumb bitch! 
Bipolar Wookiee - Taglines? We don't need no stinking taglines!
 
Feb 19th, 2010 (2:29 AM)
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SecondStage1983 has no tagline
 
Feb 19th, 2010 (2:42 AM)
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Lets play a game where we can see how many times we fazers can call a twelve year old pre pubescent girl a bitch 
CalvinHobbes - there's treasure everywhere
 
Feb 19th, 2010 (3:36 AM)
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I agree with the sentiment, but calling her a bitch?
She's only 12 years old, you dumb douche.


lol

<3 
wastedyouth has your mum on speed dial
 
Feb 19th, 2010 (3:51 AM)
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Bring back the cane and national service.... 
jimmy lasers - he's a shiny boy
 
Feb 19th, 2010 (6:18 AM)
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I say execute the bitch. The world is overpopulated and this could be the answer... 
softest voice needs to get SERIOUS!!!
 
Feb 19th, 2010 (8:11 AM)
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LOL Wookiee awesome! 
DREW ALMIGHTY knows your type
 
Feb 19th, 2010 (8:11 AM)
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Could that 12 year old have any more makeup on in her glamor shot? 
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