FYI

The Case For An Older Woman

Older women are awesome. If you're a straight guy, you should be messaging and dating them. This might not be news to some of you. But to most, it seems, it is news, and my purpose today is to deliver it with gusto and charts.

By: SpunOne | Feb 16th, 2010 (9:02 PM)

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bFTE a.k.a. "Edward Pukehands"
 
Feb 16th, 2010 (9:20 PM)
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Yeah, okay.

The day that I can find a hot older woman who wants to date a 22 year old dude who is a full-time student, I'll get right on that.

I'm not the one stopping this from happening. 
IG88 will hunt your bounty
 
Feb 16th, 2010 (9:34 PM)
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Only Useful Info: SE Oregon is full of horny motherfuckers. 
captain
 
Feb 16th, 2010 (9:51 PM)
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Where is the anal sex graph? 
NevilBamshoot
 
Feb 16th, 2010 (11:03 PM)
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From what I've read (not that much) its a perfect match; older guys wanna date younger women and younger women wanna date older guys leaving the mid range guys like me to eat the scraps mmmmm... 
ToddiusZho is meeting strange food, eating strange women
 
Feb 16th, 2010 (11:42 PM)
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There's a whole lotta oral going down in Austin. 
ToddiusZho is meeting strange food, eating strange women
 
Feb 16th, 2010 (11:47 PM)
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And around Dallas a lot of youngins feel contraception is morally wrong. Sigh. 
OberonFox
 
Feb 16th, 2010 (11:56 PM)
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Seems the 34 - 36 range is the sweet spot. 
EvilPescado
 
Feb 17th, 2010 (1:55 AM)
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I just became single today, maybe I'll do some first hand research... 
HowCanSheFap
 
Feb 17th, 2010 (4:07 AM)
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EvilPescado said:

I just became single today, maybe I'll do some first hand research...

hehe, "hand" research... you mean masturbation right? 
DorgoDorato is the man now dog
 
Feb 17th, 2010 (4:18 AM)
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This page has a "Written by a cougar" vibe all over it. 
HowCanSheFap
 
Feb 17th, 2010 (4:23 AM)
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My dick has a "Ridden by a cougar" vibe all over it. Your mom. 
Oafah
 
Feb 17th, 2010 (8:11 AM)
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San Antonia is apparently the capital city of beejays. 
Oafah
 
Feb 17th, 2010 (8:12 AM)
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Antonio, actually. Antonia just sounded sexier. 
Chimp711
 
Feb 17th, 2010 (10:43 AM)
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Apparently American girls in their youth are way more socially/sexually conservative than I had thought/hoped 
skrutinizr 
 
Feb 17th, 2010 (1:19 PM)
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I always dated older women and loved it... but then married a younger one, so she'll have a lot of sex life left in her as we both get older.
Always date a woman at minimum 8 years older... I've got a LOT of experience and been with a LOT of milfs... you'll NEVER go back to immature women! 
pongobongo
 
Feb 17th, 2010 (1:52 PM)
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HowCanSheFap said:

My dick has a "Ridden by a cougar" vibe all over it. Your mom.


HA! Nice. 
E2theB is livin' E-Z
 
Feb 17th, 2010 (4:29 PM)
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IG88 said:

Only Useful Info: SE Oregon is full of horny motherfuckers.

damn, I came on here to say that 
pongobongo
 
Feb 17th, 2010 (6:32 PM)
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IG88 said:

Only Useful Info: SE Oregon is full of horny motherfuckers.


Ya rly, I noticed that too and was all "what state is that fuck Florida, I'm gonna retire there"

....hopefully after winning the lottery...

like...tomorrow... 
FakeWorest is the leader of the Alpaca Insurgency
 
Feb 18th, 2010 (11:12 PM)
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alas no economists among the masses. as certain type of woman respondent is eliminated with age from the cupid respondent pool bc of marriage the remaining smaller older pool is more homogeneous. if you look at it in that light, literally every response is easily explained. Women's attitudes don't change, just the ones desirable for marriage fall out of the dating pool. 
Salacious Salad quit (connection reset by peer)
 
Feb 19th, 2010 (4:49 AM)
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Although online dating is prevalent, I think gleaning trends in human behavior from online dating sites is a flawed scientific model. That said, roughly half the girls I met online were socially retarded. I can't imagine how bad the guys are. It's no wonder that none of them will date older women because a lot of the people who use online dating set their standards a little too high for what they have to offer in a relationship. 
evilgenius2479
 
Feb 19th, 2010 (10:43 AM)
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When I was about 23, I let a 48 year old woman blow me. Surprisingly, the only experience she brought to the table was 40 years of shitty BJs. 
BG345
 
Feb 20th, 2010 (12:24 AM)
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Really? The highest is having sex once a week? Why does that make me feel really ill?? 
mattrmcg isn't exactly Delta Iota Kappa material
 
Feb 25th, 2010 (4:39 AM)
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They need to invent Cliff Notes for webpages, or at least tag on an abstract 
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