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My New Pink Button
Yeah, it actually is the first thing you thought of. (Possibly NSFW.)
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nsfw?
need before and after pics. the mixing dish doubles as a shot glass also. and what is a guy to think when this rubs off on their cock?
"Hey baby, you in the mood?"
"Let me freshen up first."
**Bees**
"Gah! My dick's pink! And why does your vadge look all pale and pasty?"
"Let me freshen up first."
**Bees**
"Gah! My dick's pink! And why does your vadge look all pale and pasty?"
temporary dye
lipstick? groundbreaking
I think this is could work in my favor. When I get done fucking your mom and come back home to your girlfriend, it'll just look like I got a blowjob from some chick wearing lipstick. And as we all know, your girlfriend can't argue with getting head from random chicks since she's had more cock in her grill than a KFC.
I demand before and after photos.
My wife just asked me if it would lighten up the 'brown eye'
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm sure Marilyn Monroe and Audrey Hepburn would be delighted to know their names are being used to sell labia dye.
I'm really kind of glad this product is "Never tested on animals"
JayV said:
I'm really kind of glad this product is "Never tested on animals"
I'm really kind of glad this product is "Never tested on animals"
What, now beavers aren't considered animals? Hogwash.
Ingredients state it's flavored with anchovy paste.
I am sensing large quantities of win in this thread.
I am sensing large quantities of semen in this thread. (That's what she said).
Funny every link brings you back to the same listing of the same four (flavors? colors?) of Snatural Beauty or whatever it's called. I felt like I was watching the fractal video again...
Glorious comment:
I got the ole misses some of this cooter cream cause although she is a classic let's just say she wasn't garage kept. We both enjoyed ourselves as I waxed her squack and the dye really brought out the original finish. My only question comment is that I wish it had that new car smell, or maybe leather. But anyway, I've been inside my wife all week and it's been a great ride.
FDP
Perfect valentine's day gift! Thanks FAZED!
I think that comment must have been a fazer...
$29.95 for a pink vag?
Meh, I've paid more.
Meh, I've paid more.
i cant fap to this
so we have lipstick because bright red lips are supposed to be a metaphor for labia flush with blood. Now we have lipstick for labias....
what should i put on my nipples?
arothman said:
I demand before and after photos.
I demand before and after photos.
Agreed
I cant imagine the sight of the "my new pink button" user's panties.
I just need to ask this straight out, is this labia dye?
Of course it's labia dye.
The site says it and Fazers have said it numerous times.
I just want to know if this means I can make my ballsack "Marylin pink."
The site says it and Fazers have said it numerous times.
I just want to know if this means I can make my ballsack "Marylin pink."
I keep my labia red with yeast infections as god intended.
fatsweatyguy said:
I keep my labia red with yeast infections as god intended.
I keep my labia red with yeast infections as god intended.
Oh god... Fucking horrible
Max Powers said:
need before and after pics. the mixing dish doubles as a shot glass also. and what is a guy to think when this rubs off on their cock?
need before and after pics. the mixing dish doubles as a shot glass also. and what is a guy to think when this rubs off on their cock?
This is the 4th time you have managed to mention rubbing off guys' cocks in unrelated posts. Frankly, I am tired of it.
Hmm. Wax on, whacks off.
so, who submitted this? ;D
From the FAQ:
I have very bad herpes scabs. Can I still use My New Pink Button?
Yes. My New Pink Button is safe to use if you have herpes. Unlike most pharmaceuticals, it can be applied externally and internally.
Yes. My New Pink Button is safe to use if you have herpes. Unlike most pharmaceuticals, it can be applied externally and internally.
I just ordered some. All it is is a pouch of Big League Chew.
^lol
John: Gimme the fattest black whore you have!
Pimp: Why?
John: I want to see what my brown house will look like with pink shutters.
Pimp: Why?
John: I want to see what my brown house will look like with pink shutters.
skrutinizr said:
Hmm. Wax on, whacks off.
Hmm. Wax on, whacks off.
this.
so we have lipstick because bright red lips are supposed to be a metaphor for labia flush with blood. Now we have lipstick for labias....
We have lipstick because lips naturally flush with blood during sexual arousal to increase sensitivity, not because it's a metaphor for labia. It mimics a natural bodily response to excitation that lasts until after climax. One day you'll find out firsthand, don't worry.
asdf said:
One day you'll find out firsthand, don't worry.
One day you'll find out firsthand, don't worry.
Oh snap!
Blue Wolf 63 said:
Oh snap!
Oh snap!
Snap, indeed!
Why can't it come in cool new now colors....like Cobalt and Moss or whatever that brackish green crap in a bottle that passes for nail polish? Why??
m16huny said:
Why can't it come in cool new now colors....like Cobalt and Moss or whatever that brackish green crap in a bottle that passes for nail polish? Why??
Why can't it come in cool new now colors....like Cobalt and Moss or whatever that brackish green crap in a bottle that passes for nail polish? Why??
Give the Emo and Goth chicks a little time to catch up. Jeez.
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