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Believin' Has Been Stopped

"You know the tune," a man in a hockey jersey announces at a graduation ceremony. This is the moment where the entire school should've known they were about to witness the worst butchering of "Don't Stop Believin'" ever performed.

By: Bubba | Jan 11th, 2010 (9:56 PM) | Thanks: Havoc

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bFTE a.k.a. "Edward Pukehands"
 
Jan 11th, 2010 (10:23 PM)
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These people should audition for American Idol. 
ArchonRamie is made of Boehmeria nivea!
 
Jan 11th, 2010 (10:39 PM)
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This made my heart hurt. 
E2theB is livin' E-Z
 
Jan 11th, 2010 (10:40 PM)
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off tempo guitar solo! get your lighters out! 
eAS y m Id GeT IS YELLING FROM NOW ON
 
Jan 11th, 2010 (10:57 PM)
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Take me on a little trip to a place called Hoogie Boogie Land! 
Jelly Box is the best thing about restaurant toast
 
Jan 11th, 2010 (11:07 PM)
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I like the awkward guitar screech at the very end. 
Deathcap - it's better to remain quiet and be thought a fool, than to post like a noob and get banned
 
Jan 11th, 2010 (11:33 PM)
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I didn't make it past the butchering of the piano intro. "Just a small-" closed. 
KornGod \m/(-_-)\m/
 
Jan 11th, 2010 (11:47 PM)
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Deathcap said:

I didn't make it past the butchering of the piano intro. "Just a small-" closed.


Great minds think alike. As soon as i heard the singing start, i was done. 
IG88 will hunt your bounty
 
Jan 11th, 2010 (11:47 PM)
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Working as a bouncer, then bartender for [too long] made me hate that song. Every drunk bitch on Karaoke night thought they could sing that song. I'm so glad I no longer do that for a living. 
PaintChips thought you said romo
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (12:10 AM)
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The band was bad, don't get me wrong, but her dancing was what really made me vomit all over my beadspread. Thank you fazed. 
masterblaster ain't got no shame!
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (12:23 AM)
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oh man. that kid sounds petrified. 
Giblets tastes good on the bun
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (12:27 AM)
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Imagine having to sit through the whole graduation. 
metric poops flowers and sunshine
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (1:22 AM)
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At least they were semi-together for most of the song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoG7wQpqDrM 
metric poops flowers and sunshine
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (1:22 AM)
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The Gunfish will continue on this course until it derails...
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (2:15 AM)
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take that drummer out back.... and fucking shoot him. 
arothman sees your fail and raises you +3 internets
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (7:58 AM)
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I made it to "midnight train going aaann.." and then I had to shut it off. 
pullinrips - woodchopper and prostitute
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (9:00 AM)
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Take me on a little trip to a place called Hoogie Boogie Land!


I think that's where they came from. 
WonkerSmack is making penis statue with vegitable
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (9:14 AM)
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eAS y m Id GeT IS YELLING FROM NOW ON
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (9:45 AM)
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Hottt as hellllllllllll 
b stabby frets less
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (11:57 AM)
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D: 
b stabby frets less
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (11:57 AM)
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really who agreed this chunk had any business behind a mic? 
fenris is the new host of Dance Party Tarzan
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (1:00 PM)
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***UNWATCHABLE*** 
dvrdwn will have his fingers broken if he continues to use Photoshop
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (2:23 PM)
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I made it exactly 11 seconds into that video before my hand involuntarily clicked the mouse and closed the tab. 
XSLUMLORDX is like Slumlord, but with two great big kisses!
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (3:02 PM)
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I remember other epic cover failures...

Europe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc
Nirvana: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8jg5pjvwjw

Granted they're kids but still they satisfy my need for musical masochism. 
bronchialstatue
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (3:03 PM)
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Manchester Monarchs? Jeez. Worst fans in the AHL. 
xxJoshiexx
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (3:17 PM)
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You have to turn down the rooster, but here you go.

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2FaEiWoWo M4R0&start1=0&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2F35eBLgI_cEE& start2=74

And you are welcome. 
xxJoshiexx
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (3:19 PM)
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^ Oh and i'm a noob. 
StarSys
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (3:23 PM)
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I had to do a few fast clicks to different parts like some sort of e-hangnail that I just could grasp before I ripped it out. 
xxJoshiexx
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (3:28 PM)
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mediaphile
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (5:46 PM)
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Oh my lordy lord.

Didn't anyone ever tell that girl how bad she is at singing? And if they did, why didn't she listen?! 
JT Wood - NOT the "whiteman's bitch"
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (7:08 PM)
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xxJoshiexx said:

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2F35eBLgI _cEE&start1=74&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2FaEiWoWoM4R0& ;start2=0

I think i fixed it. But at this point i realize its not funny enough to have had to struggle with it.

oh... it hurts... the laughing... won't... stop... pain 
b stabby frets less
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (9:00 PM)
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XSLUMLORDX said:

I remember other epic cover failures...

Europe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc


this is awesomely painful, worst key patch ever



you can't do worse than the real band 
itsnick finds your antics amusing
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (10:32 PM)
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KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!! 
ladyalthea 's dream man is zombie paul bunyan
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (10:34 PM)
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awww this is my boyfriend and my song. LOL ive heard so many versions of this but this one is just....wow 
mediaphile
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (10:40 PM)
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ladyalthea said:

awww this is my boyfriend and my song. LOL ive heard so many versions of this but this one is just....wow


this is your boyfriend song? 
st3wi3
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (11:23 PM)
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xxJoshiexx said:

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2F35eBLgI _cEE&start1=74&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2FaEiWoWoM4R0& ;start2=0

I think i fixed it. But at this point i realize its not funny enough to have had to struggle with it.


That just made my day. LMAO 
st3wi3
 
Jan 12th, 2010 (11:24 PM)
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ladyalthea said:

awww this is my boyfriend and my song. LOL ive heard so many versions of this but this one is just....wow


Your boyfriend looks like a fat chick. 
Loreo is a red-blooded American idiot
 
Jan 13th, 2010 (12:14 AM)
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Oh, lord. This is terrible. And I know. I was in these bands during high school. We played "Smooth Criminal" at about 150% speed, totally oblivious.

Good times. 
branflakes0909 is a Gay
 
Jan 13th, 2010 (2:15 AM)
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it was like they were all drunk.... 
zorro869 is watching you, focker
 
Jan 13th, 2010 (5:28 AM)
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xxJoshiexx said:

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2F35eBLgI _cEE&start1=74&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2FaEiWoWoM4R0& ;start2=0

I have never EVER laughed hard in my life. I didn't breath for 10 minutes, woke my girlfriend up. Wow. Thanks Fazed.
 
jblizzle is in the hizzle dizzle
 
Jan 13th, 2010 (6:22 AM)
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Giblets said:

Imagine having to sit through the whole graduation.


that is why i did drugs in high school 
ju66l3r knocked out Uwe Boll in the 7th round
 
Jan 13th, 2010 (10:24 AM)
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Man in Hockey Jersey said:

You know the tune!


No, actually, I don't think I've ever heard that song before. It sounded a little like Journey in parts, but I'm certain that wasn't what it actually was. 
fewfriesshort is a Happy Meal
 
Jan 13th, 2010 (2:59 PM)
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ju66l3r said:
It sounded a little like Journey in parts, but I'm certain that wasn't what it actually was.


Case in point. 
ladyalthea 's dream man is zombie paul bunyan
 
Jan 13th, 2010 (3:23 PM)
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lol 
mattrmcg isn't exactly Delta Iota Kappa material
 
Jan 13th, 2010 (4:27 PM)
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Tone deaf elephants don't know they are tone deaf 
robobot has followed the smoke to the riff-filled land
 
Jan 13th, 2010 (6:57 PM)
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b stabby said:

you can't do worse than the real band


this. 
Schmierwurst wurst going on, dude?
 
Jan 13th, 2010 (7:04 PM)
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zorro869 said:

I have never EVER laughed hard in my life. I didn't breath for 10 minutes, woke my girlfriend up. Wow. Thanks Fazed.


Aww, man, quit teasing the new guy. 
neodorian
 
Jan 14th, 2010 (12:13 AM)
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Awww.....you guys are too harsh. Beyond the terrible singing this reminds me of trying to learn songs with my friends as a kid. We all start somewhere :) 
mediaphile
 
Jan 14th, 2010 (1:08 AM)
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neodorian said:

Awww.....you guys are too harsh. Beyond the terrible singing this reminds me of trying to learn songs with my friends as a kid. We all start somewhere :)


You don't start with a performance at graduation ceremony. 
elohyim is not your hole backwards
 
Jan 14th, 2010 (2:49 PM)
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Not bad for deaf folks, eh? 
Harvey Danger tut dir gut
 
Jan 14th, 2010 (5:37 PM)
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I'm surprised there was actually a graduation worse than mine. The valedictorian gave a speech about how life is like an RPG.

I definitely think this is worse. 
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