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My son got the Gummy Body Parts candy while trick-or-treating. I THINK it was a tongue. 

the leaky nose is a less better treat than licking the stuff my own nose leaks. I have an infinite supply! 

The sterile cup with urine hits home. I see those every day from sickness riddled kids at work. You haven't had the goods until you've tried the real thing. 

Gross-out shit is one of the best parts of being a kid. I'm kind of jealous they didn't have this stuff around when I was little.

It's weird how he uses the word 'offensive.' What's he gonna do, start a petition? 

My favorite part was at the end where he alludes to wanting to feed children jizz. 

man, at walmart i saw a gummy FOOT. like.. it looks like a latex foot or something. skin colored, separate toes, toe nails, ankle bone sticking out, some cuts or blood on it, its maybe 8" long...

It damn near turned me off of gummies entirely 

Meh. Mega-lame.

Gross-out candy is harmless and fun.
I loved the blood plasma. 

While I'm not really a fan of the gross-out candies, I'm even less a fan of the holier-than-thou asshat tone of the page author telling me what kids should and shouldn't be exposed to.
As such, I will fully endorse those candies, just to piss off the likes of that douche. 

Gummi Scrotums? Pish. What about cream filled chocolat penis? 

JDH annan said:

man, at walmart i saw a gummy FOOT. like.. it looks like a latex foot or something. skin colored, separate toes, toe nails, ankle bone sticking out, some cuts or blood on it, its maybe 8" long...

It damn near turned me off of gummies entirely

I saw a chick atwork dressed like a zombie eating one of those, she bit off the middle toe in front of me 

Im going to go out on a limb here and not click the links in #9 while at work.

'Cause Im brave.