WTmotherF

I can't imagine that kid when he's older, especially with his dad telling him he's number one. Also, what the fuck did I just watch? 

he'd probably drunk too much sweet lemonade yeah sweet lemonade 

I always heard that lifting too much before puberty could screw with your growth plates? (not that I would have hit the gym anyway) 

no tkankes necessary. 

facechriscat said:

Also, what the fuck did I just watch?

Genetically perfect supermen being bred in Russia. We're boned. 

what the hell are they giving that kid? 

^black market soviet plutonium? 

Guys this is old. This clip was in Rocky IV as a flash back from Ivan Drago's childhood. 

There is something wrong about this.

Can't quite put my finger on it... 

Hello growth defects. 

ncuskey said:

Genetically perfect supermen being bred in Russia. We're boned.

kid's romanian 

facechriscat said:

I can't imagine that kid when he's older, especially with his dad telling him he's number one. Also, what the fuck did I just watch?

Do you mean before or after he has a heart attack followed by a severe stroke at age 11? 

ryukolang said:

kid's romanian

Dude's a Russian. Romanians are the make believe bad guys in Star Trek. 

Gross and unnatural. Just 'cause he ain't nekkid don't mean it's not abuse. 

this guy i know had a dad that made him run miles when he was young. Run, do gymnastics like back flips, n learn karate. the guys in good shape and can fight, but still seems kind of wrong. 

something definitely wrong in that household.

that kid should not be listening to eminem 

"I HAVE THE POWER"!

"Eat your cheerios and lights out after 8 son"

-10 years later-
"Bitch, your work this street" 

There's another kid who's like 12 or 13 now who was just like this. Unfortunately, the kid's muscles stunted his growth and now he's going through ll sort of muscular-skeletal problems. Young children's developing bodies aren't meant to have muscles packed on them. 

Wow that is retarded, wait till he hits puberty. teach him to drink his vodka instead 

There was actually an episode on one of the networks about this kid (again I think from Romainia) that was larger than this kid. He met with Arnold and even was going to be starring as a young Tarzan in one of the Disney movies.

There's another kid who's like 12 or 13 now who was just like this.

Yeah this kid.

At 4 he was uber ripped. 

TKANKE YOU FOR WATCH!

Fuck it, with muscles like that ... he can spell it anyway he wants. 

yup, going out tomorrow and buying my 4yr old a gun, fuck trying to compete with this kid 

Giblets said:

...the guys in good shape and can fight, but I seem kind of jealous.

 

I could so kik that kids ass 

facechriscat said:

Also, what the fuck did I just watch?

Tokyo Gore Police. 

seriously, this shit probably isn't abuse. I've seen something like it before, basically he has the equivalent of the double whippet gene.

see whippets are this super fast kinda greyhound, Its a racing term for a greyhound that is genetically always more muscled than a normal dog no matter how much it runs ect. Whippets make great breeding stock but you never breed them together. It can create whats called a double whippet. double whippets are just too muscled to run fast. Thing is there is kind of a human equivalent of this gene, Olympic athletes tend to have it. get two of them and you will basically always grow muscle to your physical capacity to produce and maintain it. 

This kid has muscle groups defined that I didn't even know I had. I fully expect to see him in some before/after internet ad: "I got crazy ripped by age 4, you can too!" It'll be posted on the Baby Einstein website along with all the other things you shouldn't do to your kid. 

alansmithee said:

seriously, this shit probably isn't abuse. I've seen something like it before, basically he has the equivalent of the double whippet gene.

wrong 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Sandrak
http://www.richardsandrak.com/

isn't that him 

alansmithee said:

seriously, this shit probably isn't abuse. I've seen something like it before, basically he has the equivalent of the double whippet gene.

see whippets are this super fast kinda greyhound, Its a racing term for a greyhound that is genetically always more muscled than a normal dog no matter how much it runs ect. Whippets make great breeding stock but you never breed them together. It can create whats called a double whippet. double whippets are just too muscled to run fast. Thing is there is kind of a human equivalent of this gene, Olympic athletes tend to have it. get two of them and you will basically always grow muscle to your physical capacity to produce and maintain it.

The condition you describe is called myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy. In whippets, there are 2 base pair genes that produce myostatin, a protein that limits muscle growth and differentiation. If only one of the base pairs are removed, the dog will win races, if they are both removed, you get what is called a 'bully whippet' which looks like this:

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=bully%20whippet&um =1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

There is a rare genetic disorder that affects humans in the same way- baby is born with larger, overly developed skeletal muscles. But I don't think this kid has that issue because I heard his little sister already has huge boobs. 

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=bully%20whippet

working link 

alansmithee said:

seriously, this shit probably isn't abuse. I've seen something like it before, basically he has the equivalent of the double whippet gene.

see whippets are this super fast kinda greyhound, Its a racing term for a greyhound that is genetically always more muscled than a normal dog no matter how much it runs ect. Whippets make great breeding stock but you never breed them together. It can create whats called a double whippet. double whippets are just too muscled to run fast. Thing is there is kind of a human equivalent of this gene, Olympic athletes tend to have it. get two of them and you will basically always grow muscle to your physical capacity to produce and maintain it.

lol Sorry dude but your world is a little skewed. I own a whippet and they are basically just small greyhounds. If anything they have LESS muscle then greyhounds, especially racing greyhounds. And no, Olympic Athletes DON'T tend to have it; it is a very rare trait to have, I would actually go out on a limb and say that over 99.9% of Olympic Athletes are without this gene. 

in soviet russia

children rape you. 

thelaw said:

I always heard that lifting too much before puberty could screw with your growth plates? (not that I would have hit the gym anyway)

Generally kids aren't able to lift enough weight to stunt their growth. I mean, they get more force on their bones by jumping off things. How many kids do you know that jumped off the swing set and didn't end up midgets?

Cool kid. Hard to believe he's only 4. 

dangeruous stuff

flipping off a table? plus a kid that young shouldn't have muscles, way to fuck his joints up 

i'm pretty sure i could take this little bitch 

You can give a kid steroids/hormones for his muscles but not for his balance -- this kid is a phenomenal natural athlete
I hope they aren't juicing him 

bobby3eb said:

dangeruous stuff

flipping off a table? plus a kid that young shouldn't have muscles, way to fuck his joints up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXO4Yr08gzo
IN AMERICA, CHILDREN SOFT. DO GYMNASTICS ON MATTRESSES LIKE SISSY GIRLS AH HA HA. 

If it really fucks with his muscles or joints during puberty, then I would agree that this is wrong/abuse/whatever since he doesn't really have a say in the matter.

However, if it turns out that he is healthier for this, as you might expect someone who works out in their adult life would be, I don't see anything wrong with it. Not really any different than a kid who's had a healthy diet imposed on him from birth. He didn't have any choice in the matter either, but I'm sure he'll be happy for it when he's older. 

that is v wrong, the kid is probably going to die of some stunt growth illness in 10 years - should have sad tag 

Sorry, but I can't watch child abuse in action. 

Yeah, what is Dad gonna say when he's 18 and realizes his penis is tiny because of his hormonal balance. 

WTMF indeed.

Well-played, fazed. 

God this makes me so horny. 

i guess it's kinda like seeing a 4 year old girl with huge breasts and curvy hips

right? 

facechriscat said:

Also, what the fuck did I just watch?

Tokyo Gore Police.

The birth of an ongoing Fazed meme? 

RandallFlagg said:

The birth of an ongoing Fazed meme?

i seriously hope not 

JDH annan said:

something definitely wrong in that household.

that kid should not be listening to eminem

HA! good one