The guys who made this commercial are hilarious - their site is http://ilovelocalcommercials.com/. Check the Videos page for the other (real!) local commercials they made. My favorites are TDM Auto Sales, with the Cuban gynecologist turned American used car salesman, and The Red House, with Big Head and 10-Gauge. The behind-the-scenes for Bobby Denning furniture is laugh out loud funny too.

Oafah

Oct 26th, 2009 (10:11 AM)

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Makoto said:

Then the cigarette came out and it all made sense.

And then the baby came out, and it made even more sense.

softest voice needs to get SERIOUS!!!

Oct 26th, 2009 (10:47 AM)

12

smoking-baby-machine-trailer-saleswomn r hawt.

z3ddicus

Oct 26th, 2009 (11:00 AM)

13

that was the best commercial I have ever seen.

Squishy Now with 0 Carbs!

Oct 26th, 2009 (11:07 AM)

14

the behind the scenes video has more of her. Her name is Star. She's Nancy's son's boyfriend. Cousin. Whatever.

Best I can figure, the best looking fazer should call Star at (256) 737-0438 and explain to her that she has a big future that doesn't involve her working in a trailer park.

or don't... I don't care.

Lurch256

Oct 26th, 2009 (11:10 AM)

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where is this place again? Alabama? And she still has all her teeth? If somoking is her only vice she has a real chance./

Lurch256

Oct 26th, 2009 (11:12 AM)

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her name is Nancy Macon, by the way. check it out here.
http://cullmanliquidation.com/contacts.htm

Squishy Now with 0 Carbs!

Oct 26th, 2009 (11:17 AM)

17

no- nancy is the other one. Watch the "behind the scenes" video on that website.

Admiral Sackbar posts on Fazed & lurks real life

Oct 26th, 2009 (12:03 PM)

18

Here comes a new TLC reality show.

airdrummer wants his MILF and cookies

Oct 26th, 2009 (12:03 PM)

19

I bet the ones who move 'em, bang the hell outta' the one that sells 'em.

Admiral Sackbar posts on Fazed & lurks real life

Oct 26th, 2009 (12:08 PM)

20

They should have kept this line in this commercial:
"I've been in this business for 20 years. I'm thinking about getting out of it."

Dezmo1218 suffers from fits of misanthropy

Oct 26th, 2009 (12:42 PM)

21

Cullman is about an hour from where I live... this is pretty damn accurate.

Remember, this is the same town where the "Redneck Hunting Scene" from Brüno came from... ;)

Che1964 is as good as any, and better than most

Oct 26th, 2009 (2:06 PM)

22

"My Wife's boyfriend..."

I guess he doesn't really care about that either.

chonas

Oct 26th, 2009 (2:12 PM)

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Cullman is one of the largest cells of the KKK left in the United States. Most active too.

It is the red neck to the glowing white goodness of Alabama.

Enohead doesn't know, doesn't care

Oct 26th, 2009 (2:15 PM)

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Lurch256 said:

where is this place again? Alabama? And she still has all her teeth? If somoking is her only vice she has a real chance./

Not with that big Cocoa Puff on her face.

rev_zeolite "Anderson Silva is a dirtbag, thief and a liar." - The next Governor of Oregon.

Oct 26th, 2009 (2:57 PM)

25

Sweet Christ the Cuban gynecologist/car salesman one is fucking gold. GOLD JERRY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b5CKSqlz60

XhaustedProphet is tired

Oct 26th, 2009 (4:27 PM)

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Slow motion running scene... this guy is a marketing genius.

cr00k lurks in the shadows

Oct 26th, 2009 (4:35 PM)

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rev_zeolite said:

Sweet Christ the Cuban gynecologist/car salesman one is fucking gold. GOLD JERRY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b5CKSqlz60

People with bad credit driving everywhere! LMAO
God Bless America. and Cubans

acker

Oct 26th, 2009 (4:45 PM)

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The guys that make these commercials are cute!

Oznog

Oct 26th, 2009 (5:23 PM)

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chonas said:

Cullman is one of the largest cells of the KKK left in the United States. Most active too.

It is the red neck to the glowing white goodness of Alabama.

Get the hell outta my town.
Or don't.
I don't care.

Chimp711

Oct 26th, 2009 (6:17 PM)

30

Put my link on the front page. Or don't. I don't care.

OhSnapDragons - because thats how you get ants

Oct 26th, 2009 (6:29 PM)

31

pretty careless chainsawing there

Korrigash

Oct 26th, 2009 (6:49 PM)

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chonas said:

Cullman is one of the largest cells of the KKK left in the United States. Most active too.

The hell, you say. Are we forgetting Fort Payne?

RadioKaos81 stalks your dog at night

Oct 26th, 2009 (7:47 PM)

33

i lived in a mobile home!

Caz1982 is just here for the nudity

Oct 26th, 2009 (8:40 PM)

34

I hate local commercials.
Except that one.
That was fucking awesome.

I'll bet $5 that salesgirl has been a stripper at some point in her life.

Snooj is keeping endless vigil for Groo: The Wanderer: The Movie

Oct 26th, 2009 (9:04 PM)

35

This is real! It's a real commercial! Do you have any idea how exciting that is to me?

Salacious Salad quit (connection reset by peer)

Oct 26th, 2009 (9:07 PM)

36

Her real name is sarah. I think she was in that movie tokyo gore police.

Oznog

Oct 26th, 2009 (9:33 PM)

37

Caz1982 said:

I'll bet $5 that salesgirl has been a stripper at some point in her life.

I'm thinking she worked at Dairy Queen.

cyberpoop

Oct 26th, 2009 (9:57 PM)

38

Sam Neill?

thelaw - I'm on level one, need a walkthrough

Oct 26th, 2009 (10:11 PM)

39

That's the best thing I've seen on here in a while. Also, you might want to tone down that bet to "she's flashed her tits at a NASCAR event".

Oneyedjackf has poor depth perception

Oct 26th, 2009 (11:36 PM)

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That man is one 100% badass redneck

arothman sees your fail and raises you +3 internets

Oct 27th, 2009 (12:53 AM)

41

Norton. Fucking. Furniture.

That is all.

wanderingjew is a tanooki in a wind up shoe

Oct 27th, 2009 (1:17 AM)

42

Why does Mark at Norton Furniture sound like Strong Bad's weird neighbor?

cr00k lurks in the shadows

Oct 27th, 2009 (1:23 AM)

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OhSnapDragons said:

pretty careless chainsawing there

thats how we do it in the south, ima a trailer dweller btw, and also as quick as i am to hump just about anything, that "Cocoa Puff" on her face threw me off to.