If you begin anything with "this might seem strange and offensive," then it probably is.
Craiglist Halloween gold...
By: Bubba | Oct 25th, 2009 (9:23 PM)
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I wonder if anyone is crazy enough to have some elective surgery to pull this off?
Giblets tastes good on the bun
Oct 25th, 2009 (9:33 PM)
i actually hope he gets to do this, i laughed out loud.
Squishy Now with 0 Carbs!
Oct 25th, 2009 (9:37 PM)
Oh my! Oh please don't get up- AAAHHH!!
god, craigslist is just a mecca of incredible epic ridiculousness. i love it.
Makoto plays chrono trigger on his cell phone
Oct 25th, 2009 (9:58 PM)
Is the person on the back really necessary? Robotics not workin for ya?
RadioKaos81 stalks your dog at night
Oct 25th, 2009 (10:05 PM)
he is just a pervert that want's to go to parties with a date that can't run away
omerta thinks you should put your pants back on because he is taking you home
Oct 25th, 2009 (10:30 PM)
Cool idea, with one fatal flaw. If he's about to get laid for it, he can't tell his buddy to walk home.
That said, if an amputee propositioned me with the same idea, and had costumes for both of us, I'd do it.
He'd be great in a fight. He'd say, "Let the Wookie win."
Oct 25th, 2009 (10:40 PM)
Man people have some weird fetishes.
Va to the 0 bites his thumb at backreading
Oct 25th, 2009 (11:00 PM)
Where's the MasterBlaster costume?
Oct 25th, 2009 (11:03 PM)
Oct 25th, 2009 (11:58 PM)
A Forrest Gump/Lt. Dan combo would be way cheaper.
Quiet Soup knows the crackers did it, but ain't sayin' nothin'
Oct 26th, 2009 (1:10 AM)
TheGuvnor
stops bullets with his teeth
Oct 26th, 2009 (3:40 AM)
Well if he gets annoying you can rip his head off and put it back on the wrong way round.
Oh Chewbaaaacca
RJ Robinson is a good guy to have on your side in a fight
Oct 26th, 2009 (8:06 AM)
God that's awesome. I really hope this guy finds an amputee that's hip enough to go along for the ride.
bump Don't shoot me, I'm only the animator
Oct 26th, 2009 (8:32 AM)
He left out the part about him needing to named 'Matt', 'Bob' or 'Art'....
Bubba - doesn't like you either!
Oct 26th, 2009 (11:37 AM)
softest voice said:
God that's awesome. I really hope this guy finds an amputee that's hip enough to go along for the ride.
If he finds the right one, he'll be plenty hip.
ju66l3r knocked out Uwe Boll in the 7th round
Oct 26th, 2009 (11:42 AM)
Seems like he's going to have to do a lot of legwork to get this costume off the ground. I hope he doesn't expect the amputee to foot the bill for the C-3PO half. I'm stumped as to why he thinks anyone would want to be slung on his back for the entire night anyways.
Giblets tastes good on the bun
Oct 26th, 2009 (11:51 AM)
Makoto said:
Is the person on the back really necessary? Robotics not workin for ya?
yes, and no
arothman sees your fail and raises you +3 internets
Oct 26th, 2009 (12:22 PM)
ju66l3r said:
Seems like he's going to have to do a lot of legwork to get this costume off the ground. I hope he doesn't expect the amputee to foot the bill for the C-3PO half. I'm stumped as to why he thinks anyone would want to be slung on his back for the entire night anyways.
I see what you did there, and I approve.
ju66l3r knocked out Uwe Boll in the 7th round
Oct 26th, 2009 (1:42 PM)
arothman said:
I see what you did there, and I approve.
Thanks. I was just trying to toe the line around here.
But, seriously, this costume would definitely have a leg up on the competition at his party.
If this was the other way around - some legless guy with a dream of pulling off this epic costume, would people react the same way?
Or would there be a line of tall, strong chewbacca's who suddenly have something in their eye, ready and willing to serve?
how the FUCK is this considered lame.....
ju66l3r said:
Seems like he's going to have to do a lot of legwork to get this costume off the ground. I hope he doesn't expect the amputee to foot the bill for the C-3PO half. I'm stumped as to why he thinks anyone would want to be slung on his back for the entire night anyways.
<golf clap>
Bubba - doesn't like you either!
Oct 26th, 2009 (5:41 PM)
Stealthmode said:
how the FUCK is this considered lame.....
Because the guy he's searching for would have no legs.
Duh.
Bubba said:
Because the guy he's searching for would have no legs.
Duh.
i sit here at work completely beaten.
SgtDC - oh, the internet, the solution to - and cause of - all of the world's problems
Oct 26th, 2009 (6:00 PM)
Bubba said:
Because the guy he's searching for would have no legs.
Duh.
Win.
Oh SICK. I can't believe the lengths some people will go to in order to hook up with amputee chicks.
Bubba said:
Because the guy he's searching for would have no legs.
Duh.
that took a few seconds to sink in...awesome ;)
Yyz - I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
Oct 26th, 2009 (10:27 PM)
Develan thinks before he speaks
Oct 27th, 2009 (1:00 PM)
A costume like that would cost an arm and a leg.
Jelly Box is the best thing about restaurant toast
Oct 27th, 2009 (6:26 PM)
That's better than half of the costumes I've seen this year?
How would a double amputee reply to his post, let alone browse craigslist in the first place
double amputee, like both legs gone, not like quadraplegic.
decicco doesn't care for amateur time
Oct 28th, 2009 (1:39 PM)
Quade....Quade...Open your mind....
Splunge - Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Oct 28th, 2009 (10:20 PM)
So he's not going to construct the C3PO costume until he finds someone to do it? He's gonna have to work fast.
Just saying.
Jelly Box said:
That's better than half of the costumes I've seen this year?
You sound uncertain?
Jelly Box said:
That's better than half of the costumes I've seen this year?
Get it, because the C3PO outfit is half a costume, see? Because the amputee is half the man he used to be. Half.
Jelly Box is the best thing about restaurant toast
Oct 29th, 2009 (1:56 PM)
HowCanSheFap said:
You sound uncertain?
Maybe an ellipses was due before the question mark.
But I was trying to put into text that awkward silence thing after a shitty joke.
russxl OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
Nov 4th, 2009 (12:13 AM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma234xuos5I