Oliver Wahlstrom's shootout attempt in the Boston Bruins "TD Bank Mini 1-on-1" competition begins as expected: Deliberate skating to the puck before picking up speed into the zone. But once he gets between the faceoff circles ... well, let's just say we wouldn't have been shocked to see him pull a rabbit out of his helmet before sawing a woman in half. This is hockey magic.
By: Bubba | Oct 20th, 2009 (11:09 PM) | Thanks: Shadrach
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Oct 20th, 2009 (11:19 PM)
Ok, someone has to make a movie now about a young boy who loves figure skating but gets beat up for it in school, and then he is forced to join the hockey team and does shit like this.
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Oct 20th, 2009 (11:20 PM)
That... that is just amazing
nomnomn cymbop and bebophone
Oct 20th, 2009 (11:47 PM)
rev_zeolite - non-hunter; war boners in sweat pants
Oct 20th, 2009 (11:51 PM)
The poor goalie is like "WTF? I'm 9! Come on dude!"
Loreo 's holding those Oreos only though
Oct 21st, 2009 (12:30 AM)
That's some Mighty Ducks shit right there.
You saw the movies, you loved 'em, you know what I'm talking about.
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Oct 21st, 2009 (12:34 AM)
That was ridiculously amazing. Skills.
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Oct 21st, 2009 (1:47 AM)
HowCanSheFap said:
Ok, someone has to make a movie now about a young boy who loves figure skating but gets beat up for it in school, and then he is forced to join the hockey team and does shit like this.
That wasn't the preview?
Che1964 is as good as any, and better than most
Oct 21st, 2009 (2:13 AM)
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rev_zeolite said:
The poor goalie is like "WTF? I'm 9! 12! Come on dude!"
That kid is a flipping genius.
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Oct 21st, 2009 (5:05 AM)
"skate out the crease and bulldog the lad"?
This is why hockey will never be popular.
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Oct 21st, 2009 (5:59 AM)
gajillion said:
"skate out the crease and bulldog the lad"?
This is why hockey will never be popular.
Are you kidding? That's exactly why hockey is so much fun!!
This kid just bought himself 9 years of grooming from NHL scouts, and a guaranteed hockey career barring any injury.
Oafah said:
This kid just bought himself 9 years of grooming from NHL scouts, and a guaranteed hockey career barring any injury.
I dunno ask Rob Schremp about that. For those who don't know hockey, he's a guy that pulls moves like this regularly.
Couldn't crack an average Edmonton Oilers lineup and was picked up by the league's worst New York Islanders. If he can't cut it there, he's done.
That guy, and many more in the AHL, have proven that you need more than just sick hands to get into the NHL.
The kid may have a 'career' but it may not be for the big bucks in the big show.
Identity One is a lurker not a fighter
Oct 21st, 2009 (9:04 AM)
nomnomn said:
more replays!
Yeah despite the odd 9 or so replays, I still haven't a clue what he did.
ncuskey is a homeless romantic
Oct 21st, 2009 (9:07 AM)
Figure skating lessons don't seem so stupid anymore, huh? WHO'S THE FAGGOT NOW!?
medisconna is rocking on your dime
Oct 21st, 2009 (9:50 AM)
Oct 21st, 2009 (10:16 AM)
Did anyone else notice that he actually picked up the puck and slung it like he was playing lacrosse?
Oct 21st, 2009 (10:39 AM)
Dang he scored so many goals.
Also, it's no Knuckle Puck. Mighty Ducks 2 FTW.
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Oct 21st, 2009 (6:10 PM)
Not that impressive really.
My friends and I were popping tricks (albeit with low accuracy) like that during street hockey as early as 14, and none of us had ever played in an organized hockey league.
And this kid probably has played in hockey since 4 or 5.
Definitely impressive for a 9-year-old, but lacklustre overall.
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Oct 21st, 2009 (7:47 PM)
Chronobrain - throwing baby dolls into busy traffic since 1994
Oct 22nd, 2009 (1:22 AM)
Kid has a future ahead of him.
As the Grim Reaper.
CosmicMonkey said:
Not that impressive really.
My friends and I were popping tricks (albeit with low accuracy) like that during street hockey as early as 14, and none of us had ever played in an organized hockey league.
And this kid probably has played in hockey since 4 or 5.
Definitely impressive for a 9-year-old, but lacklustre overall.
Hahahaha...haha...oh man.
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Oct 22nd, 2009 (3:18 PM)
Yo ComsicMonkey, I bet he has a small penis too. What an asshole!
Now, MY friends and I were popping tricks when we were 14.
But it was different kinds of tricks...And it was to buy papa his strong water.
