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That's pretty cool... we can do that, or start killing people for not throwing away trash using stairs or recycling.. i think the results on the second option would help with population control.. 

Aussies talk funny. 

Is that what you think?! Cause I've had enough of you! 

that girl with the cigarette was super badass! I want to be like her. 

oh youtube.

the only thing i found funny was the 2 girls yelling at the kid "Whats wrong with you, harry?!" i thought they ment harry potter Lol but the others arnt funny

 

I like the father and son mamma smack down. She should learn to keep her mouth shut. 

oh youtube.

Yeah, I saw that, RAGED, and then realized that it's just YouTube. Trolls aren't worth my time. 

The kid shooting the bird in the car is Chock-a-block full of epic win-ness 

lol@domestic violence

OMG... funny venomblackout. 

only one thing to do: kill the kids 

I find this link very easy to masturbate to 

That's it, I'm locking the bedroom doors when mommy and I are having alone time. 

I'm just glad we switched to 'children do.'
Back when it was 'monkey do' things were a lot more dangerous.
Twice as strong, jumping three times as high, it was a dark period folks. 

this is fucking awesome. 

I taught my three year old nephew how to pee on a tree at a baseball complex when the bathrooms were locked.

I was totally proud of myself. 

My daughter constantly says, "Mommy's gonna bust my ass!" 

Ah yes, here it is: Planet Renamed 'Sportin' Kids Family Fun Play Globe' 

i thought this was gonna be the kid on the internet, who then goes and gets the dog, and closes the door 

makes me remember the first time my dad and I beat the ever-loving shit out of mom. nothing like family bonding. good times. 

Those weren't actors. 

According to the Wheel of Morality, you can do all of these things as long as children aren't present. 

I'm just glad we switched to 'children do.'
Back when it was 'monkey do' things were a lot more dangerous.
Twice as strong, jumping three times as high, it was a dark period folks.

friggin lol 

I never knew that australian people were so violent, crass, and rude. I guess they're still all felons. 

YOU TAKE THAT BACK HAX, OR SO HELP ME I'LL..... I'll... send you a passive aggressive note, then complain to two of my three shrinks about how guilty I felt about doing it. 

I'll sick some of the kanga kids onto you HAX! 

I learned something new today...

I learned that I can't tell the difference between a Brit and Aussie accent when they're yelling and screaming. Weird. 

I don't know where Australia get's off telling how to raise our kids, when they're the ones who endorse Kangaroo Jack. 

Um, I don't think Kangaroo Jack was even an Australian film. Blame the US for that one! 

Yea, I was joking. 

Hey that's imitateable! I'm not allowed into this conversation because I'm in business with my dad.