Birgitte is a beauty expert, image consultant, model and social-commentary painter. Through various mediums, she helps women empower themselves in three areas of their lives: beauty, body image and relationships. (Quite possibly NSFW.)
By: Bubba | Oct 16th, 2009 (7:58 PM)
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apparently I should have saved all the doodles in my high school notebooks.
beakly will smack you so hard, your sister's menstrual cycle will shift a week
Oct 16th, 2009 (8:47 PM)
Schmierwurst is great on thick-slice coarse rye bread
Oct 16th, 2009 (8:57 PM)
IG88, can I have this definition of art again?
Schmierwurst is great on thick-slice coarse rye bread
Oct 16th, 2009 (9:01 PM)
Oh, and in case you wonder where one can buy these masterpieces.
Here.
*facepalm*
And this crap all got started when some idiot took one look at one of her doodles and went 'huh, that's ... interesting'
That crap isn't art.
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ooga booga
Mudmonkey is constantly looking for the big picture
Oct 16th, 2009 (9:49 PM)
IG88 will hunt your bounty
Oct 16th, 2009 (9:51 PM)
Schmierwurst said:
IG88, can I have this definition of art again?
Art –noun
1. the quality, production, expression, or realm, according to aesthetic principles, of what is beautiful, appealing, or of more than ordinary significance.
2. the class of objects subject to aesthetic criteria; works of art collectively, as paintings, sculptures, or drawings: a museum of art; an art collection.
It's art to someone... apparently. Yeah, I have no idea.
Oct 16th, 2009 (10:09 PM)
This is art, sure. It just isn't very good.
EverClever got his tagline hacked
Oct 16th, 2009 (10:20 PM)
Hey! You can even see pictures of her naked!
dazedyouth is available for outcall
Oct 16th, 2009 (11:20 PM)
kitsch said:
This is art, sure. It just isn't very good.
nuff said..
fantasmal is king of the concrete jungle
Oct 16th, 2009 (11:49 PM)
Yeah her art is bad but she's gorgeous to look at. Dat ass...
Marzz fights like a dairy farmer
Oct 17th, 2009 (12:23 AM)
I don't collect art.
And i definitely don't collect whatever the hell that is.
E2theB is livin' E-Z
Oct 17th, 2009 (1:03 AM)
hahahahaha!!!
what the fuck is this shit?!?
decicco doesn't care for amateur time
Oct 17th, 2009 (1:35 AM)
dead daddy + big butt girl = GENIUS!
THE THING I HATE MOST ABOUT ADVERTISING IS THAT IT ATTRACTS ALL THE BRIGHT, CREATIVE AND AMBITIOUS YOUNG PEOPLE, LEAVING US MAINLY WITH THE SLOW AND SELF-OBSESSED TO BECOME OUR ARTISTS. MODERN ART IS A DISASTER AREA. NEVER IN THE FIELD OF HUMAN HISTORY HAS SO MUCH BEEN USED BY SO MANY TO SAY SO LITTLE.
-Banksy
Cow needs a good milking every now and again.
Oct 17th, 2009 (7:14 AM)
fantasmal said:
Yeah her art is bad but she's gorgeous to look at. Dat ass...
Are we looking at the same pictures? She's okay. But gorgeous might be too grand a word. I would never look at her twice or anything.
so that's all it takes to be an artist?
AngryPirate has had it up to here with midgets (here = my knees)
Oct 17th, 2009 (10:05 AM)
Daddy may have cancer, but why is the whole family naked and holding hands?
Choguy03 (192) usually gets to third base
Oct 17th, 2009 (10:09 AM)
The "He didn't ask" one on the touch page is great.
Also, shouldn't this be NSFW?
Oct 17th, 2009 (10:13 AM)
Che1964 is as good as any, and better than most
Oct 17th, 2009 (3:21 PM)
Develan thinks before he speaks
Oct 18th, 2009 (8:59 AM)
Fun Fact : Girls like big dicks!
Oct 18th, 2009 (10:04 AM)
That's the worst "art" I've ever seen
Oct 18th, 2009 (11:27 AM)
the world is full of useless people that collect a paycheck.
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Oct 19th, 2009 (3:52 AM)
EverClever said:
Hey! You can even see pictures of her naked!
But would you want to?
DiabloRojo eats Chupacabras for breakfast
Oct 19th, 2009 (10:33 AM)
Oct 19th, 2009 (10:55 AM)
too much smiling on her part. she should be a corpse being raped by an actual artist. then we might begin to comprehend her struggles and art.
Giblets tastes good on the bun
Oct 20th, 2009 (12:29 AM)
"he didnt ask" is probably the funniest piece of artwork ive ever seen.
omg there is some major fap juice on the 'modeling' link.
Stay with it... you'll see what I'm talking about.
Regarding ^
The 13th picture in makes me wish i was the guy in the 11th.
retalivity or "letarivity," as the locals call him
Oct 20th, 2009 (1:06 PM)
wat. why is this 'art' and not 'wtmotherf'?
SchitBox is a box... with... IN iT
Oct 20th, 2009 (4:13 PM)
Goliyth said:
omg there is some major fap juice on the 'modeling' link.
Stay with it... you'll see what I'm talking about.
Nope... didn't see it.
Yyz - I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
Oct 21st, 2009 (6:46 AM)
is she retarded? pachyderm?
tizdude62 is scared fearless
Oct 22nd, 2009 (6:27 PM)
Thanks, I almost did the same thing /roflmao
