OWNED

That guy had to know he was opening a huge can of whoop-ass on himself by attacking Smith. 

Never has the "Owned" tag been more appropos. 

ComicCowned 

And apropos. Crap. 

that was good.. 

I can't hear you dude, but I can see your man-tits from here. Two words: wear black, and wear layers.

Hilarious! 

Looks like Bob's not so silent after all ehhhh!!?? huh!? Who's with me on this one!??!?! COME ON!! HI FIVES!! HI FIVES!! nobody? ok. 

Where's Jay? Actually, who cares; since that update on him a year back or so, sounds like he's clean and unfunny now. 

I was told that "An Evening with Kevin Smith" was something I had to watch.

What? A documentary? Bullshit.

No, seriously.

So I did. Both discs.

Not epic, but if you liked this, it's more of the same, and pretty damn funny--especially the bit about Prince. 

Hilarious minus the mom joke. Anyone else remember when he was on Leno doing the road trip segments? they were awesome. 

Pulling a no girlfriend joke is real low.
When you're featured at comiccon... 

His podcast "smodcast" is pretty funny. I love to listen to that guy talk about nothing. That was beautiful. 

That was great 

My favorite has to be "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back".

Kevin Smith is the win.

Jersey represent! 

that there is badass 

Eh, I like Kevin Smith but that was a room full of strokes, wasn't that funny.

Solving it with a slapfight would have been more appropriate 

this is very good, but not as good as his long talk about working on the superman movie =) 

JDHannan said:

this is very good, but not as good as his long talk about working on the superman movie =)

Yeah, his description of his work with Jon Peters was a riot. 

Very nice! "Never mess with a dick with a mic in his hand." 

this is very good, but not as good as his long talk about working on the superman movie =)

Yeah, I was pretty impressed when I first saw this on the Intarwebs. Then I rented the DVDs and noticed that during this and some of the other stories he's reading from notes. I was a bit less impressed after that.

A little bit of me died that day. . . 

I never noticed it when he has short hair... but..umm.. Kevin Smith is gay 

katpurz said:

I never noticed it when he HAD LONG hair... but..umm.. Kevin Smith is gay

HAD LONG HAIR...

damnit...totally blew it.. .sorry folks..keep scrolling 

Kevin Smith is married, and not gay, and that douche got so incredibly powned that I am now going to have to have a Kevin Smith movie marathon in honor of him destroying that jackass. 

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

White rage, anyone? 

Where was the ownage? The half assed momma joke or the slightly less grossly obesse Smith mocking random dudes slightly smaller man titties?

Looked like the room was already so much in his favor he could have jingled his car keys in front of the audience and got the same reaction 

well done.

i like how kevin smith looks superhuman up on that giant screen. it was very sci-fi-- like max headroom telling you to fuck off in the future. 

Hang on. I'ma post a comment. As soon as ah get mah dick outta frosty's mom's ass. 

brainchild said:

And apropos. Crap.

Apropowned? 

Smith's comeback to that guy was about as clever as his films - suitable for a sixth grade boy to laugh at. Granted, the guy was being a dick, loading his question the way he did, but Kevin's retort was lame middle school crap. He had the perfect opportunity to really burn that dude - smart, insulting, and funny. Instead he went with an easy joke that would get a chuckle from his fans (e.g. retards), that were already a captive audience to begin.

Sorry to have to break it to you folks this way. 

I only laughed at the "Dick in your mom's ass" joke. :(

I guess I suck. :( 

but Kevin's retort was lame middle school crap

have you ever seen a standup comic deal with a heckler in your life? 

Didn't Jersey Girl have all different characters than his other movies? 

The thing that was bad ass was the guy calling him out. Fuck your shit movies Kevin Smith and fuck all the smug people that think knowing some inside jokes makes them Gods amongst men. 

easymidget said:

have you ever seen a standup comic deal with a heckler in your life?

Chances are he hasn't and chances are we don't care. 

kevin smith tries too hard to be john hughes and a lot of times he fails, but i admire that he's having fun making the films he wants to. clerks II was pretty funny. 

Hang on. I'ma post a comment. As soon as ah get mah dick outta frosty's mom's ass

I'm sure most of our mom's have had cocks up their asses at some point, if you think you got a shot feel free to step up, but please be gentle she just went through a rough devorce, don't break her heart or anal walls. 

don't break her heart or anal walls warts.

 

In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice
that I've been turning over in my mind ever since.

"Whenever you feel like criticizing any one," he told me, "just
remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages
that you've had."

He didn't say any more but we've always been unusually communicative
in a reserved way, and I understood that he meant a great deal more
than that. In consequence I'm inclined to reserve all judgments,
a habit that has opened up many curious natures to me and also
made me the victim of not a few veteran bores. The abnormal mind
is quick to detect and attach itself to this quality when it
appears in a normal person, and so it came about that in college I
was unjustly accused of being a politician, because I was privy to the
secret griefs of wild, unknown men. Most of the confidences were
unsought--frequently I have feigned sleep, preoccupation, or a hostile
levity when I realized by some unmistakable sign that an intimate
revelation was quivering on the horizon--for the intimate revelations
of young men or at least the terms in which they express them are
usually plagiaristic and marred by obvious suppressions. Reserving
judgments is a matter of infinite hope. I am still a little afraid of
missing something if I forget that, as my father snobbishly suggested,
and I snobbishly repeat a sense of the fundamental decencies is
parcelled out unequally at birth. 

^What the fuck? I tried to read that hoping there was something funny in it...
I feel like i just lost 30 seconds of my life that I'll never get back. 

I want more.

"an evening with kevin smith" is highly recommended. 

just being at a comic con worse than some cock up your mom's ass. nerds attacking nerds, JOCKS RULE!!! 

rambeezle said:

JOCKS RULE!!!

... 

Seemingly it's just me, but that was dire. A recycled 'yo momma' gag from the 1790s followed by a stream of arrogance and embarrassing jokes about the guy's weight -- embarrassing not because he didn't deserve it, but because Smith is a fat cunt who regularly blogs about the size of his own huge ass. Turning into his films. 

I have no idea who this guy is, but he sure shot down the clown real good....:D 

I like KS but his comeback wasn't all that great. For a true study of how to deal with a heckler, I submit for Michael Richards. 

Street Spirit said:

I like KS but his comeback wasn't all that great. For a true study of how to deal with a heckler, I submit for Michael Richards.

LOLOLOL its true....sorta.....

nah sometimes it is best to just resort to grammar school put downs...reason being you probably haven't heard them in a while...and if they hurt back then its more than likely they'll hurt now. 

Silent Bob is all like "I'm rubber and you're glue, it bounces off me and sticks to you". Then Jay was like "Na na na boo boo, sluts" 

Woundtootight said:

I have no idea who this guy is, ...

That was a joke,....right? 

WTT is in an older demo than a typical Smith audience. 

Transcript, anyone?
I can hear like a 3rd of it.