Techno Viking









If you don't make Technoviking a meme, he will crush you... or maybe sell you some drugs.
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MeatPopsicle is not human
 
Nov 6th, 2007 (12:45 AM)
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ToddiusZho is meeting strange food, eating strange women
 
Nov 6th, 2007 (12:48 AM)
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This has no merit. 
deezWhat ? - deeeeeeezz nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts
 
Nov 6th, 2007 (1:10 AM)
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hilarious

i wanna know the back story on that little rave-march thing. 
Shoyushu can see you
 
Nov 6th, 2007 (1:10 AM)
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Okay 
lovetolizzy
 
Nov 6th, 2007 (2:10 AM)
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I was mesmerized by his jiggling pecs. 
Beryl
 
Nov 6th, 2007 (2:12 AM)
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I found this quite hilarious. 
scolen2 - reality is God's imagination
 
Nov 6th, 2007 (2:24 AM)
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I hate you all for making me eventually think this was funny after the 25th time someone made me watch it at work. i hate you. thanks. 
livejamie isn't named Norman but he still rocks well
 
Nov 6th, 2007 (3:49 AM)
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deezWhat said:

hilarious

i wanna know the back story on that little rave-march thing.


From Wikipedia:

A man known as "Techno Viking," a German shopkeep named Hans Shlepkopper led the demonstration through the streets of Berlin and is video taped while performing a complicated series of techno dance moves.

--

one can only wonder what kind of a fucked up store he owns 
Sycrus  likes cerumol with his panadol and OMGWTFLOL
 
Nov 6th, 2007 (6:15 AM)
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Getting this guy to play Thor would totally rock. 
wicco should stick to lurking
 
Nov 6th, 2007 (6:38 AM)
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Psh. As a Viking I do not approve of this techno oomf oomf business. 
timmay
 
Nov 6th, 2007 (7:58 AM)
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from what I understand that is from that pornfest they throw in Germany. Serious... thats what ma told me. 
cj ran kin da like spanky runs away from the girls
 
Nov 6th, 2007 (8:52 AM)
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A little behind the curve on that one aren't we Fazed? 
skrolnik
 
Nov 6th, 2007 (9:49 AM)
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Make this guy a meme?

Millhouse is not a meme. Even if sleep is where he is a technoviking. 
Dezmo1218 suffers from fits of misanthropy
 
Nov 6th, 2007 (10:18 AM)
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cjrankin said:

A little behind the curve on that one aren't we Fazed?


No kidding. 
AIpha sometimes watches the food network and touches himself
 
Nov 6th, 2007 (10:51 AM)
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uh....he was made a meme

in 2004. 
skynyrd
 
Nov 6th, 2007 (10:54 AM)
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nein technoviking. 
Burntgerbil puts the "cant" in lurbicant
 
Nov 6th, 2007 (11:01 AM)
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Its called the Love Parade. It's not a pornfest. Its like a giant travelling daytime rave. 
Beatless DJ is selling this space to advertisers
 
Nov 6th, 2007 (11:22 AM)
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Speaking of technovikings, anyone else wanna stick it in Hannah Montana's butt? Just me? ok. 
Blinkybill
 
Nov 6th, 2007 (11:43 AM)
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Who didn't submit this link?

Hannah Montana's butt....

I second it.

<sloppy?> 
traitorsalad
 
Nov 6th, 2007 (12:09 PM)
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nice job on finally finding this video 
Flickthunder
 
Nov 6th, 2007 (12:13 PM)
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That video is awesome. Someone should get him a publicist and a talent scout. He could make MILLIONS!!! 
andbruno
 
Nov 6th, 2007 (1:04 PM)
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skrolnik said:

Make this guy a meme?

Millhouse is not a meme. Even if sleep is where he is a technoviking.


You're thinking of Ralph Wiggum, not Milhouse. 
b stabby - mr. stabbalina mr. bab stabbalina
 
Nov 6th, 2007 (1:19 PM)
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vikings aren't german 
skrolnik
 
Nov 6th, 2007 (2:51 PM)
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andbruno said:

You're thinking of Ralph Wiggum, not Milhouse.


Ralph merely aspires to be a Viking, not a Technoviking.

Whereas Milhouse will forever be associated with people trying to force meme-status on to things that don't deserve it.

Milhouse is so decidedly not a meme that even when stacking other memes, even potent Simpsons-based memes such as Ralph's "Sleep, that's where I'm a Viking," on top, he remains not a meme.

Just like the twit in the above posted clip. 
Masuyo has a hot cylon girlfriend imprinted in his brain
 
Nov 6th, 2007 (5:43 PM)
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when I see people with blue or pink hair like that, I just assume they're men. 
chepnut
 
Nov 6th, 2007 (6:49 PM)
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Burntgerbil said:

Its called the Love Parade. It's not a pornfest. Its like a giant travelling daytime rave.


wrong parade. Its actually from the Fuck Parade, its a hardcore techno answer to the love parade that is a commercial sellout. 
JDH annan [Mayor]
 
Nov 6th, 2007 (10:14 PM)
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Somewhere near the crossroads of Hilarious and Stupid lies this video 
Paraprax
 
Nov 7th, 2007 (2:01 AM)
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Dear Fazed,

I love you.

Yours,
Paraprax 
Dextersmom
 
Nov 7th, 2007 (8:13 AM)
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Burntgerbil said:

Its called the Love Parade. It's not a pornfest. Its like a giant travelling daytime rave.


actually its called the "fuck parade" 
Dextersmom
 
Nov 7th, 2007 (8:14 AM)
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chepnut said:

wrong parade. Its actually from the Fuck Parade, its a hardcore techno answer to the love parade that is a commercial sellout.


lol sorry for double post didn't see his response above but yeah we're right and the other dude is wrong 
Pilgrymm Pants
 
Nov 7th, 2007 (11:59 AM)
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Hey, I thought it was funny. Sorry if I don't keep up with the maims. 
MooCow fragger (__|__)
 
Nov 7th, 2007 (12:03 PM)
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Well, Homey has mastered the epic pointing finger of domination effect. Just sayin. 
drax26 - beef clown guys
 
Nov 7th, 2007 (3:42 PM)
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ToddiusZho said:

This has no merit.

no kidding
that is what i have been trying to tell people for weeks
but no...somehow this piece of sludge made it to the backwash
muppets 
Funk is a crazy MF named ice cube
 
Nov 7th, 2007 (4:39 PM)
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that was cool, he's no meme, he just the mother fucking Technoviking 
HeroicDream
 
Nov 7th, 2007 (5:12 PM)
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I always prefered the Michael Jacksons "Beat it" version of this vid. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dJwODowvVY 
Total Wanger is a front pager for life!!!!
 
Nov 7th, 2007 (7:35 PM)
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Grrr!!! I suggested Techno Viking months ago! Where is my credit? :( 
Capn Prow1er - FELINE! DISRESPECT! FROM! BEHIND!
 
Nov 7th, 2007 (9:04 PM)
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If you're not pronouncing it "wy-king" in your head, you're doing it wrong. 
Badoozie is hornin'
 
Nov 10th, 2007 (4:15 PM)
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HeroicDream said:

I always prefered the Michael Jacksons "Beat it" version of this vid. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dJwODowvVY


This is much better. 
elohyim is not your hole backwards
 
Nov 11th, 2007 (9:17 PM)
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thats jamie from mythbusters folks 
CMthe4th
 
Nov 12th, 2007 (9:59 PM)
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Badoozie said:

This is much better.

indeed. 
codewraith
 
Nov 13th, 2007 (9:41 PM)
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"Getting this guy to play Thor would totally rock."

Maaaan... fuck that. I'm waiting for the techno remix of "Berserker" 
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