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Stacy Hedger's trumpet rendition of the Star Wars theme is so 80's, you'll have bangs before the video is over.
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MeatPopsicle is not human
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (11:02 AM)
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Watch this muted for even more funny. 
faaaaaded wants a t-shirt in extra-medium, please
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (11:07 AM)
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nope. couldn't do it. it's too early in the morning for this.

=\ 
atarilogic analogue controls since 1976
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (11:16 AM)
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My Friday is now ruined.
Thanks, Fazed! 
Dugpitz spent the evening driving around, getting money and smoking crack.
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (11:17 AM)
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that was the most awkwardly painful thing I have ever seen...and I’m having my arm amputated right now, with a spoon 
Beatless DJ is selling this space to advertisers
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (11:17 AM)
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Stacy Hedger's trumpet rendition of the Star Wars theme is so 80's fucking horrible, you'll have bangs ear cancer before the video is over.

fixed that shit bitches 
JDH annan [Mayor]
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (11:19 AM)
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i gotta figure out how to get youtube back at work 
swabeui is the swanky version of netbeui
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (11:19 AM)
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Somebody needs a tuning fork for Christmas 
Mr T pities the foo fighters
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (11:20 AM)
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she's playing the wrong kind of trumpet 
PlanB because PlanA broke and leaked
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (11:21 AM)
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...I liked her rendition of C3P0 ??? 
VelascoTie likes his Cape Cods like he likes his women - big and pink.
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (11:23 AM)
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That was pathetic. 
Mr T pities the foo fighters
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (11:24 AM)
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hey jdhannah you could try to use one of those websites that let you surf anonymously, if that's what you mean. i just did a wuick google search and found this one. http://www.the-cloak.com/ not sure how legit it is but i tried to surf to youtube using it and it worked just fine.

;) 
Lithium0
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (11:43 AM)
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JDHannan said:

i gotta figure out how to get youtube back at work


ssh tunnel the connection via your home? 
Cambot
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (11:44 AM)
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Mr T said:

hey jdhannah you could try to use one of those websites that let you surf anonymously, if that's what you mean. i just did a wuick google search and found this one. http://www.the-cloak.com/ not sure how legit it is but i tried to surf to youtube using it and it worked just fine.

;)

Yes, but if your employer sees you're using the-cloke.com, they might assume you're lookig at stuff a lot worse than some bitch blowing the Star Wars theme on a trumpet. 
Lithium0
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (11:44 AM)
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oh and that video was horrible. there was absolutely no evidence that she had ever even played a trumpet before in her life prior to getting up on stage 
tadpole gets corralled daily
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (11:45 AM)
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I think that whole act was Milli Vanillied. OH WAIT I had it muted.

NO wait dang! 
Hawke kaloogie
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (11:53 AM)
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wow thats absolutly horrid. 
SnackyPants is babysitting your inner child
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (11:54 AM)
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That was so awesome...I really believed there were actually tie fighters flying around her head and shooting at her. 
Mudmonkey needs a cage cleaning and new water
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (11:54 AM)
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Well there goes my day into the shitter.

:-( 
Kn1ves
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (11:59 AM)
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fuck my ears are actually hurting.>!>!>>!SASJKHLD:JAmfc sackbhlai;ocmls;, ASCmjhxbkclxjz/,cx 
HalNinethousand
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (12:01 PM)
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wow.

I .. ahh...

wow. 
grog
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (12:02 PM)
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Immediately after the performance she was ground up and used for the base of POWERTHIRST!!!!!!! 
giogringo
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (12:03 PM)
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yay! 
tedneedles
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (12:03 PM)
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my god i can't stop watching this!

it is amazing 
in vis i ble - now you see me, now you don't
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (12:04 PM)
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I'm trying to decide: worse at playing the trumpet, or worse at dancing. 
tedneedles
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (12:05 PM)
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well she did miss one of the shots she was supposed to fire at the end of the choreography... it's a good thing she rocks on the trumpet! 
b stabby - mr. stabbalina mr. bab stabbalina
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (12:16 PM)
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I find her lack of tone disturbing 
ButtChunkLove
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (12:23 PM)
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LOL I don't know what all you guys are talking about, I thought it was great. 
Madeulook1
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (12:23 PM)
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W. T. F. - I will never get that out of my brain. It has placed a scar across my life. Forever.

Thanks, Fazed...... 
fminus
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (12:24 PM)
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It sounds like her fingering is right but that her instrument is just severely out of tune. But the dancing is what makes this movie so pathetic. Not the shitty trumpet playing. It looks like the "talent" portion of some local Miss State competition. 
b stabby - mr. stabbalina mr. bab stabbalina
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (12:35 PM)
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trumpets are usually not out of tune, tone deaf hacks are. She has no concept of proper embouchure and thus her pitch is in the toilet. her robotic dance step thing was about as smooth as a white chick from the 80s is expected to be...

kill 
kortanaskew
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (12:36 PM)
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Found this on the EW.com message board.

bird Thu, Oct 11, 2007 at 08:45 PM EST

A good friend of mine worked on the telecast of this beauty pageant and first showed me this clip 7 yrs ago. It's the 1990 or 1991 Miss Arizona Pageant and name of the contestant in the clip is Miss Douglas, Arizona, Stacey Hedger. **This remains one of the funniest clips I've ever seen.


That fact that its the 90's and not the 80's makes it sooo much funnier. 
iBgerd is a WANCer
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (12:53 PM)
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Episode I was better than that. 
FretboardFreak always makes me steaks
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (1:02 PM)
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As a musician, AND an Arizonan, I am thoroughly embarrassed by this performance.

No knowledge of tone = bleeding ears.

I need a Q-Tip :( 
ThwartedEfforts
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (1:05 PM)
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whoever put her up to that would have had a hard time keeping a straight face 
jodoc will destroy you with sunshine
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (1:08 PM)
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the fail is strong with this one.... 
speed006 - now with half the calories of regular amphetamines!
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (1:09 PM)
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Oh Good ...my ears....AAARRRGGGGG!!!!!!! 
turkthrust is neither handsome nor handy
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (1:10 PM)
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The crushing silence from the audience was worth it.

You can catch the original Meco version on Amazon for the low, low, price of $7.97. 
MooCow fragger (__|__)
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (1:30 PM)
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Wow, kill it in fire!
But B stabby "I find her lack of tone disturbing " was fucking win 
faaaaaded wants a t-shirt in extra-medium, please
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (1:39 PM)
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now that fucking tune is gonna be stuck in my head all day.

i wish i remembered to bring my ipod to work. =( 
bronskrat
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (2:05 PM)
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hey I submitted this with no credit. b.s. to that 
SpunOne brings grams to the crackers like smores
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (2:10 PM)
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Lots of you submitted it, thank you. We do our best to take the person that submits it first. 
walkingMan is just like the 80's dance craze but slower
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (2:16 PM)
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That's just painful. You could almost hear dogs howling to that one it's so bad. 
Enohead doesn't know, doesn't care
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (2:46 PM)
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What are you blowing out there?! Fucking CLAMS! I'll get an all L.A. Band tomorrow, bitch! COUNT ON IT! 
sexon
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (2:49 PM)
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bronskrat said:

hey I submitted this with no credit. b.s. to that


SpunOne said:

Lots of you submitted it, thank you. We do our best to take the person that submits it first.


SpunOwned 
dooky - I've got a little bit more internet justice left in my rage bottle
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (2:55 PM)
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.....that ruined my life both as a trumpet player and as a star wars geek. 
arothman sees your fail and raises you +3 internets
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (2:58 PM)
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I think I prefer the rusty trombone solo. 
annihilist believes in nothing
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (3:05 PM)
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oh god, the pain......THE PAIN!!!!!! 
oddjobzombie 'traded his blood for oil
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (3:20 PM)
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The most amazing thing about this is that she doesn't seem embarrassed or anything, she just keeps playing that shitty trumpet. 
brI eNHO pKi NS bought the wrong vowel
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (3:21 PM)
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b stabby said:

I find her lack of tone disturbing
WIN!

Oh oh, she coulda scared off the sand people. 
teefuses fo sho!
 
Oct 12th, 2007 (3:23 PM)
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