I think it's Donatello 

Only Raphael would have that degree of audacity. He's all about the attitude babeh. 

Did the turtle bite off all of the cats fur?

I loved the sequence when the turtle is running with his mouth open snapping away. LMAO. 

I had a turtle like that and my cat would act so afraid when it would approach him. One day we left the turtle out of the aquarium and forgot about him while he roamed the house. 2 hours later we found its head and 2 of it's fins ripped off. Fucking cat is the devil I tell you, acts all innocent when people are around, but then rips off the head of a turtle and shits on your carpet 

:( You're post made me sad, Ergon. I don't like that cat of yours. No sirry. 

Erg0n,

You bring great sadness to our land - you may go no farther. 

I think that turtle is seeking revenge for the kitty's murder of master splinter.

Also before anyone else says it - WALKING CHEEZBURGER!!! 

Actually my old cat was terrified of my turtles, but since they only came out once in a while, the kitty was none too interested in seeking to attack them in the aquarium. Kitty no like water 

gnarly 

I used to have two spur tortoises and a bunch of cats. They never had any problems... Though, my tortoises were about the size of my cats and substantially heavier... The tortoises had more than enough to do on their own. One was always trying to screw the other, and she was always trying to throw him off.

He grunted as he tried. Especially in the summer. It got annoying and we wanted a lawn (they ate everything, even rosebushes), so we gave them away. They were named Rock and Roll, and they were about a foot long and 8 inches wide or so at a few years old. 

That turtle is the reincarnation of ALF. 

We must raise an army of attack turtles and pet hornets for... something. 

I like kitties 

Rock and Roll are the best names for turtles ever. 

go ninja go ninja go 

That turtle is having NONE of that cat in his god damned yard! TURTLE POWER! 

Move away from the highway. 

Alright, I am dumb, but someone explain to me what Internet inside joke the post's description originates from. 

Obfuscated said:

Alright, I am dumb, but someone explain to me what Internet inside joke the post's description originates from.

LOLCATS! 

lol... that turtle is pimpin'' :) 

I love how the cat moves 2 feet away everytime. Man I hate cats. 

the rage is unbelievable! 

Joey Blackheart said:

Rock and Roll are the best names for turtles ever.

Agreed. 

Joey Blackheart said:

Rock and Roll are the best names for turtles ever.

Beebop and Rocksteady? 

haha, that turtle ought to audition for the next ninja turtle movie. 

In russia, cat bites turtle! 

That turtle wants some PUSSSAAHHH!!!!! 

Joey Blackheart said:

Rock and Roll are the best names for turtles ever.

Cuff and Link?? 

I for one yadda yadda yadda. 

hah, good video. someone needs to put heavy metal on it 

Nope. I'm president of the Organization for the Regulation and Rating of Turtle Names and Rock and Roll are the best. 

stoopidgreg said:

hah, good video. someone needs to put heavy metal on it

Oddly enough, I'm listening to Padora.com with it set on Lamb Of God... lol 

Best video I've seen all year.
Halfway through, check out the turtle going straight for the camera. I lol'd. 

i for one welcome our new attack turtle overlords 

Awww. I vote for a CUTE tag on that one. Anyone? 

slow inevitable ponderous impending ever encroaching gradual geologically vicious...

...barber? 

Kumikameli said:

i for one welcome our new attack turtle overlords

Hey I had that covered! 

rev_zeolite said:

Beebop and Rocksteady?

Wins 

MFLS said:

Wins

no dude, take a good look

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.tmnttoys.com/giantbadboys.jpg& amp;imgrefurl=http://www.tmnttoys.com/giantbadboys.htm&h=391&w=550&s z=32&hl=en&start=8&sig2=OkKyRP3NqTRaRpPs2wq-Ng&um=1&tbnid=Eq 50hfmV8TNtjM:&tbnh=95&tbnw=133&ei=DP5BRsusMoLWiQHiqrHpDA&prev=/i mages%3Fq%3Dbebop%2Band%2Brocksteady%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX

pig and rhino =\= turtle 

He's like a infinite heat-seeking missile 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWatc5U8RC4 

Love the turtle. 

That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead. 

cwryn said:

I used to have two spur tortoises and a bunch of cats. They never had any problems... Though, my tortoises were about the size of my cats and substantially heavier... The tortoises had more than enough to do on their own. One was always trying to screw the other, and she was always trying to throw him off.

He grunted as he tried. Especially in the summer. It got annoying and we wanted a lawn (they ate everything, even rosebushes), so we gave them away. They were named Rock and Roll, and they were about a foot long and 8 inches wide or so at a few years old.

That is fucking romantic. 

How the heck did we get dugged. 

Numentheking said:

Hey I had that covered!

well i only ctrl+f'd for "over" after reading half the comments :\ 

i actually smuggled a turtle from turkey i bought for just £5. i put it in my pockets and just went straight through customs. turtle fucking shat in my pockets on the plane.

then about a week later i lost it. 

I'm president of the Organization for the Regulation and Rating of Turtle Names

i actually smuggled a turtle from turkey

The ORRTN will find you. 

Loreo said:

That is fucking romantic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEH2a_-Wsfk 

not like the cat could you know JUMP ON A CHAIR or something