NOOO! 

Rank

/goes back to studying. 

oh hell no 

Well, at least they're not shooting out of someones butt. I'll give you that. 

Reminds me of that Gary Larson cartoon. 

grimlock said:

Well, at least they're not shooting out of someones butt. I'll give you that.

It is too early in the morning for me to laugh so much. 

oh man, that looks so good. i'd at least try it. as weird as it might feel, it couldnt taste worse than octopus at sushi places (which i, along with many other enjoy).

would also be cool to try some squid the same way. though, the epic battle that would ensue in the gastric chamber might just be a bit much. 

Dear God.
I'm going back to bed. 

you know, on second thoughts i'm actually not that hungry

izakaya are to japan what bars are to the u.s
basically they sell beer and snacks

the most common snacks are yakitori
barbequed meat on skewers

the more upmarket ones
commonly serve fish so fresh
it's still moving on yr plate 

Assuming that A+B=C, and A is equal to "Fuck", and B is equal to "That"; find C. 

Meat Sack said:

Assuming that A+B=C, and A is equal to "Fuck", and B is equal to "That"; find C.

What is "Shit", Alex.

I love how it cuts out right as he goes to eat it. 

That could also be in South Korea.

See, the trick to eating live octopus is making sure to make your first bite crush its little skull. That way it goes limp and you're much less likely to have it cling to your esophagus on the way down with it's suckers and choke you.

The More You Know 

Jaq said:

That could also be in South Korea.

See, the trick to eating live octopus is making sure to make your first bite crush its little skull. That way it goes limp and you're much less likely to have it cling to your esophagus on the way down with it's suckers and choke you.

The More You Know

Thanks. I'll remember that the next time I don't eat live octopus. 

Jaq said:

That could also be in South Korea.

See, the trick to eating live octopus is making sure to make your first bite crush its little skull. That way it goes limp and you're much less likely to have it cling to your esophagus on the way down with it's suckers and choke you.

The More You Know

That may work if a octopus indeed HAD a skull. 

damn the video stops right when the chopsticks are heading for it... i wanted to see someone take a bite of it. 

i had some of that a few weeks ago. it was pretty tasty! 好吃! 

For some reason I was reminded of this: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/aa/Day-of-the-tentacle-cover-art.jpg 

Has anyone seen that joke video that has been circulating around for a few years now, with these 2 japanese couple dining and they are talking about how they are

playing a huge practical joke on the rest of the world by making them do extremely weird shit like eating raw fish and sitting on the ground to eat a meal?

I kinda feel that may actually be true in this case.

Hmmm whats the grossest thing you can imagine, ummmmmmmmm eating squirming octopus tentacles?

Yea sweet, lets make that a dish, call it a delicacy and see how many stupid round eyes will actually eat that. 

UCK! Why??!?!?
Raw octopus is too chewy and gummy to enjoy to begin with, I can't even imagine what this must be like. 

Usually the octopus sushi that you eat is not raw. It's been boiled. Hence the meat has turned white. Raw ocotpus meat is a more translucent-greyish color. Also the flavor is completely different.

Also, when it is this fresh, you don't have to worry about skulls or any other crap like that because you just eat the legs. But, yes, the suckers do stick to your tounge and mouth as you chew.

Fun Fun Fun! 

Jedi Clampett said:

damn the video stops right when the chopsticks are heading for it... i wanted to see someone take a bite of it.

I saw a video online at some point of an asian family in a restraunt and the father takes a live squid/octopus off a plate and wraps it around some chopsticks and one of the kids eats it.. actaully.. here it is:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9NE3NPytch4 

Jaq said:

That could also be in South Korea.

See, the trick to eating live octopus is making sure to make your first bite crush its little skull. That way it goes limp and you're much less likely to have it cling to your esophagus on the way down with it's suckers and choke you.

The More You Know

Uhh, no.
no skull,
no real central nervous system,
legs move nearly autonomously even after being removed.

The more you pretend to know 

^yep that's the one I was thinking of. Charming 

The scene in oldboy was the best 

I seriously want to try this. Either the octopus or live squid. Does anyone know where I can do this. I'm in California Bay Area. 

^go fishin'? 

what the cock 

I love sushi but octopus is one thing I will never eat. Octopus is very intelligent. I don't mind eating dumb animals, but the smart ones I'd rather leave alone as they might be our new overlords someday, you never know. Also why I don't eat dogs, cats, horses, or dolphins. Pigs are intelligent but I eat them because they are too tasty to resist. 

turkthrust said:

^go fishin'?

I'd definately be down to go fishin for octopus or squid. I think all you'd have to do is cut the tentacles off and eat them. I'd be down to do that too. But where can I go to catch live squid.

I'd prefer a restaurant of some sort so I don't have to do the work and it'll probably be safer. I heard that there is a place you can do this in Oakland. Anyone know? 

tjBlotto said:

I'd definately be down to go fishin for octopus or squid. I think all you'd have to do is cut the tentacles off and eat them. I'd be down to do that too. But where can I go to catch live squid.

I'd prefer a restaurant of some sort so I don't have to do the work and it'll probably be safer. I heard that there is a place you can do this in Oakland. Anyone know?

safer?! earn that meat boy! get out there and wet some line fer crissake!

Fishing rulz 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9NE3NPytch4

Oh dear god 

speaking of fishing...

http://www.stilemedia.com/?v=gacked18.wmv&akey=49202947eac8ef5dab2c1819d1463 ad8&ref=&vs=2 

Further proving that humans can eat anything if they want. I want one as a pet now. 

b stabby said:

speaking of fishing...

http://www.stilemedia.com/?v=gacked18.wmv&akey=49202947eac8ef5dab2c1819d1463 ad8&ref=&vs=2

http://! [18+]

OMG, I opened that in front of my coworker. 

I'd love to see some fat guy try to eat it too fast and get squirmy tentacles stuck all over his face. 

tjBlotto said:

http://! [18+]

it says STILEMEDIA! :D

OMG, I opened that in front of my coworker.

they don't like huge fish? 

That is some pretty fresh gagh. 

b stabby said:

it says STILEMEDIA! :D

Funny, because I saw that too and it turned the link red in my brain.

I guess NSFW would of been nice tho, for those that didn't know. 

You know what sucks... I was creeped out enough just by watching that vid, but right after watching it a spider was crawling up my chest. I hate spiders. 

I saw a video online at some point of an asian family in a restraunt and the father takes a live squid/octopus off a plate and wraps it around some chopsticks and one of the kids eats it.. actaully.. here it is:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9NE3NPytch4

ugh.. no way i'm watching that. i hate that max-x guy's voice 

i hate that max-x guy's voice

Thank you. And agreed. That dude is a total tool. But so are most of those hosts on the short video clippy shows. Why the hell is that? Just play the fucking clip. We really don't need your commentary. Seriously annoying. 

grimlock said:

Funny, because I saw that too and it turned the link red in my brain.

I guess NSFW would of been nice tho, for those that didn't know.

ha yeah you're right, sorry for the folks that didn't know. i figured Stile's reputation preceeded it.

Shame of it is, it is just a cool vid of a guy landing an enormous catfish or something, just surrounded by naughty links. 

b stabby has totally been surfing stile all morning. Nice porn link in that other thread btw. Gauge ftw!

So, uh, does this dish come with a side of vomit or is that just my responsibility? 

surfing Stile is like finding piles of cash in a minefield, occasional awards surrounded by danger.

I consider it an extreme sport.