KungFu vs. Yoga









In the epic battle between KungFu and Yoga, only the most flexible will prevail.
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kvnband
 
Aug 25th, 2006 (10:54 PM)
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The popping noise.....bothered me 
dmfunk
 
Aug 25th, 2006 (10:59 PM)
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Dubbed in french? Crazy! 
BambooBabe - she chutes, she scores!
 
Aug 25th, 2006 (11:08 PM)
3
Waaaah! 
L  r o e  8 ur momma
 
Aug 25th, 2006 (11:14 PM)
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KILL THAT SUMMBITCH!!!!!!!!!!!1111 
aboyandhisrobot
 
Aug 25th, 2006 (11:14 PM)
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I was totally wanting him to do a yoga flame. 
L  r o e  8 ur momma
 
Aug 25th, 2006 (11:14 PM)
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SHOOT ITTT!!!!!!!!!!!!111 
PlanB because PlanA broke and leaked
 
Aug 25th, 2006 (11:18 PM)
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I loved how he said "mort" (dead), it was like mole 
loosetongue likes to round down his creepiness
 
Aug 25th, 2006 (11:18 PM)
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omg, that was great 
SpunOne is the liquor
 
Aug 25th, 2006 (11:19 PM)
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YOGA FIRE! 
Zir - you'll like how it sounds, but you'll love how it feels
 
Aug 25th, 2006 (11:20 PM)
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HOLY FUCK IT'S GUMBY! 
CalvinHobbes - there's treasure everywhere
 
Aug 25th, 2006 (11:23 PM)
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I thought it said "Kung Fu vs. Yoda" but I think this is way cooler. 
gerrycurl21
 
Aug 25th, 2006 (11:31 PM)
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fuckin wicked 
pyropheliaC is on an all natural diet; tasty uranium.
 
Aug 25th, 2006 (11:33 PM)
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as fitting is the OH SNAP! title is i would haved to say that......... no nevermind, that works. 
omegavolt is only here for the nachos
 
Aug 25th, 2006 (11:46 PM)
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"I will meditate and then destroy you!" 
jeff the strong
 
Aug 25th, 2006 (11:49 PM)
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oh my fucking god 
Earth Worm and Fire
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (12:14 AM)
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Raj knows French? 
Mongol - according to Ted "Theodore" Logan, he ruled China.
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (12:26 AM)
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I dig the cultures coming together on this. 
Putang Ina Mo scratch a lover find a foe
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (12:32 AM)
18
That was awesome! 
thesadclown
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (1:17 AM)
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Quick! Knock off the turban, it's the source of his powerz! 
dildobaggins thinks your little brown ring is precious
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (2:44 AM)
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That dude can totally suck his own dick. 
Hossenpheffer still has a nice profile and showring presence
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (2:49 AM)
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That's why he's always at home. 
Chico is back in Canadia!
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (4:17 AM)
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I thought it said "Kung Fu vs. Yoda" but I think this is way cooler.


Glad I wasnt the only 
ReMzy
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (5:03 AM)
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aaaah so thats how you stop a yoga master! camel glue! 
drjones1
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (5:21 AM)
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god that fucking snappin noise they play makes me cringe 
Chico is back in Canadia!
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (5:37 AM)
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Quick! Knock off the turban, it's the source of his powerz!


No, the source of his power relies on his opponents having perfectly choreographed moves. 
Chico is back in Canadia!
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (5:39 AM)
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ok, so KungFu < Yoga < Glue

Glue FTW! 
Cambot
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (7:20 AM)
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George Harrison totally rocks. 
crispycroissant brews trouble
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (8:01 AM)
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What next.. KungFu vs. napping on a couch?

I'll snore you to death! 
Funk is a crazy MF named ice cube
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (8:04 AM)
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jesus christ 
ju66l3r knocked out Uwe Boll in the 7th round
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (8:36 AM)
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Dhalsim totally rocked it Ghandi style. Sleeping Kimura position ftw. 
Kauna
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (9:39 AM)
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That was totally OH SNAP! 
JDiggity2
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (10:49 AM)
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Is that Sammy Davis, Jr.? 
RomanHelmet
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (11:09 AM)
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I actually saw this years ago. A friend of mine has it on vhs. I thought it was a pretty horrible movie, but this fight was nuts. 
medfly
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (11:33 AM)
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That was good for the first 30 seconds.

/click 
DrenchedInSin and Jesus juice!
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (1:36 PM)
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gross. 
bluewolf a the is T
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (2:48 PM)
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crack crack snap crack crack snap 
Baxter - my dentures need braces
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (4:00 PM)
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That's one Macaca that'll kick George Allen's ass. 
TheGuvnor stops bullets with his teeth
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (4:09 PM)
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Is that Sammy Davis, Jr.?


Funniest thing I've seen all day.

Did he dislocate his own knees? 
Hawke kaloogie
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (4:48 PM)
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wonder if he can suck his own wang.

/jealous 
Sonic Infidel - the Thelyphthoric
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (5:11 PM)
40
Cool fight music. 
KermitTheFrag WritesAllHisFilenamesLikeThis
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (5:50 PM)
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I didn't realise they were speaking french till someone unexpectedly proclaimed "qu'est-ce que c'est?"

DrenchedInSin said:

gross.

Agreed, this so qualifies for a Gross tag 
Tehd Old Rums treated Jordan's pants like a vuvuzela
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (8:21 PM)
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Glad they found a way to beat that slippery little bastard. What annoyed me so bad was
the source of his power relies on his opponents having perfectly choreographed moves.

Most kung fu movies are way out there. But this one was a little too unbelievable. Plus we all know kung-fu kicks yogas ass anyday. Unless it's Dhalsim.
Because he can set you on fire.

What next.. KungFu vs. napping on a couch?

I'll snore you to death!

Cmon man, you've never seen Sleeping Fist
fenris is the new host of Dance Party Tarzan
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (10:14 PM)
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you got stuck the fuck together 
lowness STEELERS, BABBY!!!
 
Aug 26th, 2006 (10:30 PM)
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That was cool. Sounds effects creepy, though. 
drow
 
Aug 27th, 2006 (2:32 AM)
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Wow, I thought Stretch-Armstrong was dead. Little did I know, He's now an indian action movie star 
LazyMary is on holiday by mistake
 
Aug 27th, 2006 (3:52 AM)
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That dude can totally suck his own dick.

Totally. 
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Aug 27th, 2006 (6:36 AM)
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Actually the character Dhalsim from street fighter (along with chun lee and probably blanca as well) was totally ripped off from the Movie Master of the Flying Guillotine (in Shang Hai it had two titles Master of the Flying Guillotine versus the one-armed boxer and One-armeed boxer part II).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGkn8TFaySg

This next link isn't as good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgQohG1AogE

A bit of tivia, the song you hear at the end of the first link is actually on the kill bill sound track.
imdb said:

Quentin Tarantino and Miramax bought the rights to the theme song from Du bi quan wang da po xue di zi (1975), which is featured in Kill Bill. Entitled "Super 16", it was performed by Neu!
 
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Aug 27th, 2006 (7:06 AM)
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tivia [u]trivia[/u] 
NiteRider
 
Aug 27th, 2006 (10:30 AM)
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That dude can totally suck his own dick.


He probably tosses his own salad too. They should have glued his nose to his arse at the end when they whacked him with the glue sticks.

On a separate note, I was wishing I knew what they were saying until I realized, this is translated in French, my first language. 
Mikey just went there
 
Aug 27th, 2006 (4:02 PM)
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ha ha, youre french. 
I always thought these things were just there to make falling down more interesting, but apparently with some practice, it's possible to pull off a few tricks. I guess it deserves the name "FlyBar."
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