Haha that sucks for them. 

I have always known things after seeing them because they were there front of us but we never sawn anybody like the fish we sawn here before. This I'm not beleve have been here. 

Tarpon. Tarpoff. The Tarper. 

I like the fact that a shark link was submitted by The Kitner Boy.... heh... 

I have always known things after seeing them because they were there front of us but we never sawn anybody like the fish we sawn here before. This I'm not beleve have been here.

Wait, what? 

yeah, that one made my head hurt... 

wow....thats one o those once in a lifetime moments....and they didnt have to pay $15 entry to some crappy sea park to see it 

I be sorry for it. I'm trying to make understands you. I'm sirious about the fish stuff. I have seen some fish around my houses that not as big as this fishs. I be sorry for bad writing. why do they say hemmer head. 

That pussy! Dive in and get your fish back! 

airdrummer said:

I be sorry for it. I'm trying to make understands you. I'm sirious about the fish stuff. I have seen some fish around my houses that not as big as this fishs. I be sorry for bad writing. why do they say hemmer head.

O_O where you from? 

I from homeland of Kazakhstan. 

You like? 

It is fun. you say...where you from? and you name Pilgrymm..I thinks it remind me of cobwboy John Wayn movie. where you from Pilgrymm? this very fun 

I be sorry for it. I'm trying to make understands you. I'm sirious about the fish stuff. I have seen some fish around my houses that not as big as this fishs. I be sorry for bad writing. why do they say hemmer head.

It is fun. you say...where you from? and you name Pilgrymm..I thinks it remind me of cobwboy John Wayn movie. where you from Pilgrymm? this very fun

You do realize that to type like this, you must make royalty payments to Lemmy... 

I type a so great. Lemmy must a pay [u]me[/u]... 

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You a drinka too mucha starbucks thees morning? 

hahahaha..... a NICE! 

Tarpon: "O NOES! HAMMAR!!!1"
Hammerhead: "lol wtf ur dead eevn if i dont pwn u"
Tarpon: "circle of life ftl bai cruel wrld" 

airdrummer said:

It is fun. you say...where you from? and you name Pilgrymm..I thinks it remind me of cobwboy John Wayn movie. where you from Pilgrymm? this very fun

I'm sorry I just died on this one.
airdrummer is berry fun guy.

And yes, that's a damn huge Hemmer. 

Tarpon: "O NOES! HAMMAR!!!1"
Hammerhead: "lol wtf ur dead eevn if i dont pwn u"
Tarpon: "circle of life ftl bai cruel wrld"

I dont care who you are, thats funny 

I would have shot the shark with my .45. A couple times he breaks and they could have plugged him.

Reminds me of a story about one of my dad's friends. They were deep sea fishing on a small vessel, and one guy caught a six-foot mako shark. Normally, when you catch a shark, you don't bring it on board until you've clubbed the shit out of it or put a bullet between its beady little eyes. Apparently, these guys didn't have any experience among them, so they dragged the mean fucker on-board and it started thrashing around, slowly making its way down the inclined sideboards, towards another angler with a second mako on his line. At that point, I personally would have cut the line and called it a loss, but this guy was unwilling to let go, so he stands there and kicks the on-board shark in the head, trying to avoid losing his foot, all the while trying to manage his reel and bring in a second terrifying tube with teeth.

This, my friends, is why you should always take someone who knows what they are doing.

That said, I would be mega pissed if a hammer head stole my catch. 

I would have shot the shark with my .45.

Yeah, too bad that probably would have done jack all.
If the angle was wrong the bullet would have ricocheted right off of the water. If it penetrated the water it probably would have fragmented before it could have hit the shark. If the velocity was low enough to avoid fragmenting before hitting the shark the water probably would have slowed the bullet too much to do much damage to it. 

Yeah, too bad that probably would have done jack all.
If the angle was wrong the bullet would have ricocheted right off of the water. If it penetrated the water it probably would have fragmented before it could have hit the shark. If the velocity was low enough to avoid fragmenting before hitting the shark the water probably would have slowed the bullet too much to do much damage to it.

Yeah, Don'tchu watch Mythbusters? 

They're gona need a bigger boat...

 

airdrummer

 

Those guys are douche bags, Tarpon are a catch and release fish with absolutely no food value. When they saw the sharks show up they should have cut the line. 

I woulda jumped on top of the fucker's back, grabbed ahold of those meaty eyestalks and together, we would go fight squids. 

[u]The Old Man and the Sea[/u] did it wayyyy before those posers. 

where's the speargun when you need it? 

Was the Dude who had the Tampon on the end of his line not slightly worried that the Hemmer Hed might pull him off his chair, over the boats non-existent side board and into the party?

You want it Mr Hammer head? you got it - unless I had a spear gun then i would have tried to shoot the fucker right between the eyes :) 

ahah owned? man i went deep sea fishing once and it took like 2 hours to real in some 8 ft marlin. FTL 

I went deep sea fishing with my dad and a buddy of his when I was 11. I had a good sized sea bass on the line, took what seemed like forever to reel in and when it finally broke the surface a goddamn pelican swooped in and snatched the fucker. Man I was pissed.

As for shark fishing, my dad went a few times when we lived in SoCal and they took a charter with this one guy who apparently skipped the whole clubbing process of a caught shark and went straight for bringing it on board and shooting it till it was dead. 

Tarpon. Tarpoff. The Tarper.

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!! 

I went deep sea fisting with my dad and a buddy of his when I was 11.

As for shark fisting, my dad went a few times when we lived in SoCal and they took a charter with this one guy who apparently skipped the whole clubbing process of a caught shark and went straight for bringing it on board and shooting it till it was dead.

sorry had to do it... 

Yeah, too bad that probably would have done jack all.
If the angle was wrong the bullet would have ricocheted right off of the water. If it penetrated the water it probably would have fragmented before it could have hit the shark. If the velocity was low enough to avoid fragmenting before hitting the shark the water probably would have slowed the bullet too much to do much damage to it.

Yeah, I saw that episode, but you obviously [u]didn't read my post where I mentioned the shark breaking[/u], a term referring to when it "breaks" the surface of the water, and is thus not under water. 

Well OBVIOUSLY I diddn't pay attention to that part! No shit, sherlock!
Seriously though, my bad, I missed that part somehow. I feel foolish now. Forgive me? ^_^ 

I would have shot the shark with my .45.

er why? 

Schwava said:

Was the Dude who had the Tampon on the end of his line not slightly worried that the Hemmer Hed might pull him off his chair, over the boats non-existent side board and into the party?

Glad someone else noticed this. 

Sucked to be a tarpon that day. 

Schwava said:

Was the Dude who had the Tampon on the end of his line not slightly worried that the Hemmer Hed might pull him off his chair, over the boats non-existent side board and into the party?

the drag on his real was probably set so that even if the hammerhead did get a firm hold of it, all he would do is strip line off the pole 

Those guys are douche bags, Tarpon are a catch and release fish with absolutely no food value. When they saw the sharks show up they should have cut the line.

Exactly.

Dutchbags. 

Mother, go get my hammerhead gun. 

Cornholio said:

Those guys are douche bags, Tarpon are a catch and release fish with absolutely no food value. When they saw the sharks show up they should have cut the line.

tell that to the shark.. 

dude shoulda brought his Trident FFS! 

Those guys are douche bags, Tarpon are a catch and release fish with absolutely no food value. When they saw the sharks show up they should have cut the line.

Exactly.

Dutchbags.

uhh they didn't really catch it yet so why would they release it before the photo beside a 150 freaking pound tarpon?...

Was the Dude who had the Tampon on the end of his line not slightly worried

tampon? rofl 

I am not as confident in my balancing as these crazy people.