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Vader Sessions

Darth Vader has a bad day and lets everybody know about it.

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Comments

Vegeta aka Sleestack foot

Jul 17th, 2006 (12:37 PM)

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I really want to have something good to say about this. I think it's a great idea, with possiblities.

Jul 17th, 2006 (12:39 PM)

2

The part where he's changing the radio stations made me el 0 el

arothman sees your fail and raises you +3 internets

Jul 17th, 2006 (12:54 PM)

3

Much like your average SNL skit, a really fabulously funny idea squandered with some weak choices and let go for too damned long. Still, I thought it was entertaining enough.

Jul 17th, 2006 (1:03 PM)

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At0mheart said:

The part where he's changing the radio stations made me el 0 el

Yes, the rest was pretty meh.

Laaaa la la laaaaaaa

DarkAss approaches from the north

Jul 17th, 2006 (1:08 PM)

5

I like the STFU line when he strikes down Obi wan

bluewolf a the is T

Jul 17th, 2006 (1:20 PM)

6

I really want to have something good to say about this. I think it's a great idea, with possiblities.

yeah this hilarious movie that was dubbed very well and had tons of funny quotable scenes.... hmmm where to start... its got possibilities.

you did click the link right?

Leia: Darth Vader, only you can be so bold. the imperial senate will not sit still for this. When they hear your attacked a diploma...

Vader: Hey look man I aint fightin for no race I ain't redeeming nobody. I quit on you when you cleared out of detroit with Willy the pimp! Yeah you lucky i was too busy to find you girl you were selling my clothes my ring my silver brushes.

L: I don't know what you're talking about... I'm a member of the imperial senate on a diplomatic mission to Alduron!

V: Don't you pappa me girl I'll pappa you back so you don't forget it. You get your black ass out of here!

Guard: Jesus, Holding her is dangerous. If word of this gets out it it could generate sympathy for the rebellion in the senate...

V: What I s'posed ta do? Stasher her in an itty bitty hole some place in nigger town and go sneaking up there at 12 oclock at night?

G: She's die before she'll tell you anything!

V: ... or carry her around with me in a little box like a pet bunny rabbit or sumthin

HAHAH ROFL OMFGLAZERPOPE!!!

Che1964 is as good as any, and better than most

Jul 17th, 2006 (1:26 PM)

7

"MR. WIZZANNNNNSKI..."

ROFLMAO

3rd Floor

Jul 17th, 2006 (1:44 PM)

8

keepin it real fo sho!!!!

do ok y is the loose cannon your mom warned you about

Jul 17th, 2006 (1:59 PM)

9

I will become more powerful than you can ever imagi-
shut the fuck up..

PWN

Locktite724

Jul 17th, 2006 (2:01 PM)

10

this should have gotten the LAME! tag

scolen2 - reality is God's imagination

Jul 17th, 2006 (2:01 PM)

11

The B-Wing use to be my favorite, but now that i know the Tie-Fighters have a sound system I'm all about them!

DorgoDorato is the man now dog

Jul 17th, 2006 (2:02 PM)

12

I liked it. I'd give it 5 stars if I could rate it!

Crocodile

Jul 17th, 2006 (2:17 PM)

13

So, Vader likes Piano Man? Sweeet. I've never seen anyone do any killing to "Piano Man" before.

Spaz

Jul 17th, 2006 (2:26 PM)

14

They could have used a LOT more FoD quotes. :(

Heferito this tagline intentionally left blank

Jul 17th, 2006 (2:26 PM)

15

That could have been very excellent if it was about half as long...
Great concept.

emco has a plethora of pinatas

Jul 17th, 2006 (2:34 PM)

16

D+/C-

R a ja Ho li cK paid $20 for this tagline

Jul 17th, 2006 (2:46 PM)

17

WTF?

dmfunk

Jul 17th, 2006 (3:03 PM)

18

lol

Arfpint didn't believe that smoking stunts your growth

Jul 17th, 2006 (3:04 PM)

19

Let's go for a stroll

Heh heh. Otherwise, yeah, meh.

Sex Gorilla

Jul 17th, 2006 (3:48 PM)

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I'm surprised no one’s done this before.

crispycroissant brews trouble

Jul 17th, 2006 (4:06 PM)

21

yawn

MeatPopsicle is not human

Jul 17th, 2006 (4:09 PM)

22

good idea

horrible implementation

Orsba - Hey! Wha' happen?

Jul 17th, 2006 (4:17 PM)

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Sex Gorilla said:

I'm surprised no one’s done this before.

They have.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D47yOzbLjQ&search=Darth%20Vader%20funny
Shorter clip, lots of the same vader footage, but some different movies quoted (I think?)

Crooky is the Tiger Woods of fat chicks

Jul 17th, 2006 (4:23 PM)

24

Brilliant.

Che1964 is as good as any, and better than most

Jul 17th, 2006 (4:38 PM)

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but now that i know the Tie-Fighters have a sound system I'm all about them!

Not just any system, it has an available Delco-Bose Stereo with 4 Never-Before-Speakers, separately engineered for sound that’s out of this world!

LongDongSilver can't count to infinity but can add infinitely

Jul 17th, 2006 (4:40 PM)

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Not just any system, it has an available Delco-Bose Stereo with 4 Never-Before-Speakers, separately engineered for sound that’s out of this world!

Winner.

Nik282000 drinks well with others

Jul 17th, 2006 (5:03 PM)

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Nice try but not nice enough.

kortanaskew

Jul 17th, 2006 (5:03 PM)

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but now that i know the Tie-Fighters have a sound system I'm all about them!

Not just any system, it has an available Delco-Bose Stereo with 4 Never-Before-Speakers, separately engineered for sound that’s out of this world!

Wouldn't they have a THX certified sound system :p

/nerd

HellsSnowMan

Jul 17th, 2006 (5:33 PM)

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starwars sucks

yea I said it

fredward

Jul 17th, 2006 (7:51 PM)

30

Oh Noes... you didn't!!!!

Slumlord has a two day head-start on you, which is more than he needs

Jul 17th, 2006 (8:26 PM)

31

starwars sucks

yea I said it

ZOMG YOU ARE SO CONTRARIAN!!! How do people deal with your flavor??

CJ923

Jul 17th, 2006 (9:35 PM)

32

Looking forward to a sequel (w/some Patriot Games/Clear & Present Danger, perhaps...?)

Loved him shutting up Obi-Wan.

JDiggity2

Jul 17th, 2006 (9:45 PM)

33

Can I explain somethin to you about bein a daddy?

R a ja Ho li cK paid $20 for this tagline

Jul 17th, 2006 (11:23 PM)

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Crooky said:

Brilliant.

i see dead people...

stile is a man of wealth, and taste

Jul 18th, 2006 (12:20 AM)

35

Vader listens to Billy Joel?

banderos

Jul 18th, 2006 (3:14 AM)

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This was classic when it came out...maybe out-done now, but better and more timely editing of the same footage...with Titanic!
http://www.completelydifferent.co.uk/download.asp?file=/videofiles/Tie-tanic.zip

ToddiusZho is meeting strange food, eating strange women

Jul 18th, 2006 (9:08 AM)

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"I'd like to maintain the same level of black representation on the committee, so, let's go for a stroll"

NeverLovedElvis

Jul 18th, 2006 (9:12 AM)

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Man I was sooo excited when this started, good idea, just get rid of all the nonsense and it'll be a good execution too.

I really wanted this to work.

Can you believe that one of the youth at church said Star Wars had crap special effects? Gah. He also said that Army of Darkness had crap effects too, kids these days...

Mikey just went there

Jul 18th, 2006 (11:05 AM)

39

Awesome.

Mikey just went there

Jul 18th, 2006 (11:13 AM)

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I never knew he was such a billy joel fan.

Also, I'm extremely glad they didn't use the ultragay "Had a bad day" song.

banderos

Jul 19th, 2006 (3:13 AM)

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NeverLovedElvis said:

Can you believe that one of the youth at church said Star Wars had crap special effects?

WTF??? Star Wars craps all over Superman Returns.