No matter how many times we're reminded that fireworks and bare skin never mix well, someone always has to test this theory on their own. And, of course, yet another terrible burn is the result.

There's no shortage of gaudy christmas lights displays to be found around the country, but this one is over the top cool.

Update: A lot of people have been asking for details about this light display. The site has been going up and down, but we saw some details here before it crashed. Keep checking back. The music playing is by Trans-Siberian Orchestra.

Getting your car towed away sucks, so it's understandable that the guy in this video is upset. Having the tow truck driver antagonize him by suggesting additional charges is pretty cruel though.

They say football is a game of inches. Usually, that doesn't apply to field goals.

Ah, the good ol' days, when doing and around the world with your yo-yo was enough to land all the hot Jr. High girls. I see the competition has stepped it up a bit since then.

Turkish dance lessons can get violent if you're not careful when spinning your partner.

If you're going to conduct an interview, it's important that you don't start laughing uncontrollably at the funny voice of your guest.

I guess, when gymnastics isn't impressive enough, you can fall back on your extreme flexibility as a performance art.

Every time we ban someone from this site, they send us an email that reads almost exactly like what we hear in this video. We generally laugh, much like you're doing, and picture the sad faces of the poor people we've cast out, and then laugh again. It's good to know it worked somewhere.

Music comes from all kinds of unexpected sources. In this case, it's a gentleman and his Creative Prodikeys showing us how to rock out.