Actor/Comedian Chris Tucker was pulled over for speeding. His excuse? He was on his way to church.

A formula one racer (no idea who, sorry) is walking along, and smashes his head into a camera while looking the other direction. He then proceeds to curse the camera man, and make a weak attempt at starting a fight. I'm kind of torn on this one, not really sure if anybody is to blame here.

Update: My name is Juan Pablo Montoya, ja, you broke my head, prepare to die.

No matter how many videos we see of goofy white emo kids trying to dance in front of their webcams, it never fails to draw a smirk. And like all the kids before him, Jason is indeed white. We checked.

If a girl dude puts you in a sleeper hold and manages to choke you out, you pretty much forfeit your license as a man. If someone gets a video of the incident and it manages to find its way to the internet, you pretty much forfeit your license to life.

The following video was a performance by aerobatic R/C pilot Yuri Higuchi during a keg party. As good as the guy is, I'd probably not hang around in the pool with a giant R/C plane on top of me. They don't call them "keg parties" for nothing.

If you like this sort of thing, you can check out Blaine Austin's page for more information, and some other spectacular videos.

I wasn't able to dig up any information on where this accident occurred, or what caused it, but it's pretty brutal. It looks like it started with a single wreck in the middle of the highway, and ended as one car after another smashed into the pile. You hear about these things in the news now and then, but it's pretty crazy to see it for real.

Update: Okay, it happened somewhere in California near Victory/Burbank Blvd.

I know a lot of you have posed or said stupid things for the video cameras at Best Buy, so keep that in mind when you watch this. And remember, that thing might be recording your private narcissistic moment for the future enjoyment of the entire internet.

In the left corner, looking furry and cute, we have the common albino mouse. And in the right corner, the champion of the world... SKEERY TARANTULA!

It seems to me that the tarantula doesn't rely on stealth or skill to capture its prey. Rather, it seems to rely on the fact that mice are stupid. Even the smallest of brains should contain enough sense to say "oh shit, big spider, run away."

"The dog, he bites me in my vagina. His teeths are very small, they just pinch."

We love dogs as much as anybody, but if he goes for the winkie, he's getting punted from the 50 yard line.

I went to a hockey brawl, and a riot broke out!