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			<title>[BARGAIN] Getting Off Cheap</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17747&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17747&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[The place for people to share things they're willing to do for $5.<br><br>/me waits for the fazers to start posting theirs...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17747#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>BARGAIN</dc:subject>
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			<title>[GEEKS!] The New Dork</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17746&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17746&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[Social networks - what dreams are made of, there's nothing you can't do.  Now you're the New Dork.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17746#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>GEEKS!</dc:subject>
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			<title>[ART] Diff'rent Strokes</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17745&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17745&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[Alexa Meade thinks completely backwards. Most artists use acrylic paints to create portraits of people on canvas. But not Meade - she applies acrylic paints on her subjects and makes them appear to be a part of the painting!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17745#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>ART</dc:subject>
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			<title>[PLAY] Remarkably Clever Title</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17744&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17744&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[Witty description intended to provoke a desire to click link.  <br><br>Drum roll.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17744#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>PLAY</dc:subject>
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			<title>[EYE CANDY] Flame On!</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17743&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17743&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[Extremely cool Javascript app that allows you to paint beautiful "flame-like" graphics.<br><br>Gives even the most artistically-retarded fool a key to "Make Cool Artsy Crap City."<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17743#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>EYE CANDY</dc:subject>
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			<title>[WTmotherF] Miscarriage of Justice</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17742&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17742&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[Utah criminalizes miscarriages. Governor signs bill into law. (Later "adjusts".)<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17742#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>WTmotherF</dc:subject>
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			<title>[31337] Up, Up, and Away</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17741&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17741&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[Martin Aircraft Company, in Christchurch, New Zealand, aims to make 500 jet packs a year which will sell for around 50,000. <br><br>Because it weighs less than 254 pounds (115kg) the jet pack does not require a pilot's license. It is capable of traveling 30 miles in 30 minutes on a full tank of fuel.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17741#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>31337</dc:subject>
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			<title>[VIDEO] The Face-off</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17740&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17740&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA["According to the Department of Transportation, 99.9% of hitchhikers are murderers. <br><br>According to the Department of Transportation, 99.9% of people who pick up hitchhikers are ALSO murderers."<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17740#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>VIDEO</dc:subject>
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			<title>[WTmotherF] A Half Baked Idea</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17739&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17739&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[Words fail me on this one...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17739#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>WTmotherF</dc:subject>
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			<title>[EYE CANDY] A Taste at Sight</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17738&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17738&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[Daniel Sieberg reports on a revolutionary technology. Brainport sends electrical impulses to the tongue, using tiny cameras as eyes, essentially creating a picture for blind people.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17738#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>EYE CANDY</dc:subject>
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			<title>[VIDEO] Chat Roulette Piano</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17737&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17737&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[In a world of endless random penises, a star emerges.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17737#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>SpunOne</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>VIDEO</dc:subject>
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			<title>[OH SNAP!] It Was a Wash</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17734&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17734&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[WMTW News 8 chief photojournalist Kevyn Fowler captured a road collapsing in Freeport, Maine during a storm.   Damn, nature is powerful.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17734#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>OH SNAP!</dc:subject>
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			<title>[FYI] It Would Still Leave Some Skidmarks</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17733&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17733&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[The attempted bombing of Flight 253 last Christmas was thwarted by passengers, thankfully. <br><br>But what if he had been able to get the bomb detonated? <br><br>Not what you'd expect, actually.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17733#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>FYI</dc:subject>
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			<title>[31337] Down in a Hole</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17731&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17731&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[The most hardcore photographer ever sits in a watering hole for 3 months to get the perfect picture.  He also got some parasites and malaria, but that's just building character.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17731#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>31337</dc:subject>
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			<title>[FYI] How To Stop a Prius</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17729&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17729&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[Understanding neutral. <em>(Strong language.)</em><br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17729#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>SpunOne</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>FYI</dc:subject>
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			<title>[WTmotherF] Mississippi Department of Education At Its Finest</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17727&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17727&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[A lesbian student at a school in Mississippi wanted to take her girlfriend to the prom. So the school canceled it.<br><br>More details <a href=http://www.clarionledger.com/article/20100311/NEWS/3110346/1001/news/Gay-student-alleges-retaliation-in-nixed-prom target="_blank">here.</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17727#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>WTmotherF</dc:subject>
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			<title>[PLAY] Machinarium</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17725&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17725&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[Flash game of awesome point and click eye candy goodness.  Free demo.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17725#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>PLAY</dc:subject>
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			<title>[FOLLOWUP] Thumbs Up</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17724&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17724&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[Roger Ebert gets to speak with his own voice for the first time in several years thanks to a Scottish company and a voice synthesizer.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17724#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>FOLLOWUP</dc:subject>
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			<title>[EYE CANDY] The Light Fantastic</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17721&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17721&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[Forget megapixels and photoshop, these 10 paper cameras show the beauty of using only film and light. The best part? More than half can be printed out for free and constructed by hand.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17721#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>EYE CANDY</dc:subject>
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			<title>[VIDEO] Way to Go, Officer</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17720&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17720&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[Mar. 1, 2010 - Icy roads after Friday's storm caused a near-death experience for this police officer near Cleveland Saturday. Lt. John Lambert pushed an 18-year-old out of the way before taking the hit. He suffered multiple fractures.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17720#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>VIDEO</dc:subject>
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			<title>[LISTEN] Chook Box Hero</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17719&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17719&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[<em>"This is Chook, our male Superb Lyrebird at Adelaide Zoo. We've had a lot of construction going on lately and Chook has picked up many of the sounds."</em><br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17719#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>LISTEN</dc:subject>
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			<title>[GAMING] BRB, Bio</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17718&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17718&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[Here's an old trailer for the upcoming MMO, Star Wars: The Old Republic.  (Even at just a bit over 3 minutes long, it still looks far better than any of the prequel movies.)<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17718#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>GAMING</dc:subject>
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			<title>[COOL] For Science!</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17717&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17717&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[<em>We've partnered with Google to offer our entire 137-year archive for free browsing. Each issue appears just as it did at its original time of publication, complete with period advertisements. And today we're excited to announce you can browse the full archive right here on PopSci.com.</em><br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17717#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>COOL</dc:subject>
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			<title>[FYI] Jew Turn</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17716&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17716&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA["I still struggle every day to discard my past ideas," said Pawel, a 33-year-old ultra-Orthodox Jew and former truck driver, noting with little irony that he had to stop hating Jews in order to become one.  <em>(A Jew, not a truck driver.)</em><br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17716#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>FYI</dc:subject>
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			<title>[ART] This Too Shall Pass</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17714&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17714&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[The official video for the recorded version of "This Too Shall Pass" off of the album "Of the Blue Colour of the Sky". The video was filmed in a two story warehouse, in the Echo Park neighborhood of Los Angeles, CA. The "machine" was designed and built by the band, along with members of Synn Labs over the course of several months. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17714#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>ART</dc:subject>
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			<title>[VIDEO] Sign Language</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17712&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17712&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[This five-minute movie tells a short but sweet story about a sign-holder's last day on the job. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17712#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>VIDEO</dc:subject>
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			<title>[NEWS] Juggalo News</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17711&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17711&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[Ayyo, Insane Clown Posse be droppin' the mad cable news flava, bitch.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17711#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>NEWS</dc:subject>
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			<title>[EYE CANDY] State of Flux</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17710&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17710&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[Each week State of Flux will be featuring images of different locations on planet Earth, showing change over time periods ranging from centuries to days. Some of these effects are related to climate change, some are not. Some document the effects of urbanization, or the ravage of natural hazards such as fires and floods. All show our planet in a state of flux. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17710#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>EYE CANDY</dc:subject>
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			<title>[GEEKS!] Bartris</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17708&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17708&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[An engineer showcases interactive drink-mixing video games for the upcoming Roboexotica event. <br><br>But remember: Mario before liquor, never sicker.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17708#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>GEEKS!</dc:subject>
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			<title>[VIDEO] Testemax</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17707&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17707&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[Grow a pair.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17707#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>VIDEO</dc:subject>
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			<title>[31337] Size Matters OMG IPOD DOCK </title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17706&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17706&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[The world's most powerful iPod speaker is here.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17706#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>31337</dc:subject>
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			<title>[NEWS] Chile Con Carnage :(</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17704&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17704&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[A massive earthquake with an initial magnitude of 8.8 has struck central Chile.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17704#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>NEWS</dc:subject>
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			<title>[EYE CANDY] Miniature New York</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17703&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17703&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[More tilt shift action, this time from various parts of NYC.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17703#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>SpunOne</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>EYE CANDY</dc:subject>
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			<title>[PLAY] Missile Command</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17702&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17702&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[For its 30th anniversary, Atari has given Missile Command a facelift, and included some sweet online multiplayer action.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17702#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>SpunOne</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>PLAY</dc:subject>
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			<title>[ART] AxeCop</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17701&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17701&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[Written by a 5 year old, drawn by his 29 year old brother.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17701#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>ART</dc:subject>
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			<title>[OWNED] Laporte Forwarding</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17700&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17700&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[Lady calls Leo Laporte's Tech Guy Show claiming her WI-FI access has "disappeared".<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17700#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>OWNED</dc:subject>
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			<title>[SAD] A Plan Hatched For Oren</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17698&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17698&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[Video of Israel's Ambassador to the US, Michael Oren, trying to speak at UC Irvine on February 8, 2010, during numerous students who attempt to disrupt him.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17698#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>SAD</dc:subject>
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			<title>[WTmotherF] Taking Their Toll</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17697&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17697&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[Maybe they just need an electric penny counter to brighten their day...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17697#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>WTmotherF</dc:subject>
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			<title>[HARDWARE] Bloom County?</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17696&amp;rss</link>
			<comments>http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17696&amp;rss#comments</comments>
			<description><![CDATA[For the past year and a half, several large California corporations have been secretly testing the "Bloom Box," a potentially revolutionary fuel-cell system.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17696#comments">Comments</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
			<dc:subject>HARDWARE</dc:subject>
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			<title>[31337] Guaranteed to Get Zero Clicks</title>
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			<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
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